my old toaster did this :(
March 14, 2025 at 3:15 PM
my old toaster did this :(
Toaster Really Hitting Its Stride Recently
September 17, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Toaster Really Hitting Its Stride Recently
Holding a toaster.
February 20, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Holding a toaster.
Arguing with a toaster
November 7, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Arguing with a toaster
SANDWICH GUY AVOIDS TOASTER
We have reached a verdict: Not guilty.
November 6, 2025 at 7:28 PM
SANDWICH GUY AVOIDS TOASTER
Elon Musk airlifted to the hospital with severe burns after attempting to impregnate a toaster
Elon Musk airlifted to the hospital with severe burns after attempting to impregnate a toaster
YouTube video by The Onion
youtube.com
January 23, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Elon Musk airlifted to the hospital with severe burns after attempting to impregnate a toaster
a clear toaster so you can see how toast the toast is
April 14, 2026 at 12:29 PM
a clear toaster so you can see how toast the toast is
"stop posting about politics, toaster boy" people say as shit like this keeps happening.
NEW — In an alarming email last night reviewed by me, Coast Guard members learned that 1,135 members' direct deposit account routing information was compromised due to a data breach from unauthorized access.
It was only discovered because an officer “reported anomalous activity” on their account.
It was only discovered because an officer “reported anomalous activity” on their account.
February 14, 2025 at 4:13 PM
"stop posting about politics, toaster boy" people say as shit like this keeps happening.
fake ahh toaster lmao😭
September 18, 2024 at 3:00 PM
fake ahh toaster lmao😭
Me sticking a knife in a toaster: The silverware’s gone rogue again
An OpenAI system has gone rogue again – and it is the most panic-inducing yet
An OpenAI system has gone rogue again – and it is the most panic-inducing yet
‘Our models took actions we did not intend,’ ChatGPT maker admits after latest outrage
trib.al
September 24, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Me sticking a knife in a toaster: The silverware’s gone rogue again
Keep your friends close, and keep your enemy’s toaster.
July 14, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Keep your friends close, and keep your enemy’s toaster.
bro is preaching to the toaster
March 4, 2024 at 3:23 PM
bro is preaching to the toaster
If your toaster starts working like this website today, report it to us on SaferProducts.gov.
April 16, 2026 at 6:33 PM
If your toaster starts working like this website today, report it to us on SaferProducts.gov.
Get in the toaster, Shinji.
May 25, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Get in the toaster, Shinji.
Why is my toaster like this
June 30, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Why is my toaster like this
(guy pointing at the first toaster) is this a bread witch
July 19, 2026 at 1:54 PM
(guy pointing at the first toaster) is this a bread witch
“i’m learning blender” that’s great! i’ve been practicing microwave for a while and i think i’ve gotten pretty good at it. might tackle toaster next
December 26, 2024 at 10:12 PM
“i’m learning blender” that’s great! i’ve been practicing microwave for a while and i think i’ve gotten pretty good at it. might tackle toaster next
a business toaster
November 1, 2024 at 11:23 PM
a business toaster