#Trumpcologne
December 12, 2024 at 7:43 PM
Have a happy stinky Christmas. #Trump #TrumpCologne #SantaClaus #Christmas #MAGA
December 23, 2024 at 7:04 PM
Bro is trying to sell a bottle of hot piss that smells like old man sweat, McDonald's road trip farts (don't play. You are ALL familiar), and Elon Musk's post-coitus grundle for the bargain price of $250. #TrumpCologne
July 1, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Hiding the country of origin of an imported cologne would be a violation of US regulations and could lead to various penalties and legal consequences. #TrumpCologne #FDA #MoCRA
July 2, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Make America Gross Again
Make America Grift Again
Make America Giggle Again
Make America Gasp Again
Make America Groan Again #TrumpCologne #TrumpPerfume
#TrumpEauDeToilet
December 8, 2024 at 2:51 AM
Top notes: Bronzer, ketchup stain, and swamp ass.
Base: Dusty carpet, old man, with heavy Musk.

Grabs you by your nostrils and dries down quick, leaving a lingering impression of taco seasoning.

#trumpcologne #trumpfragrance
July 1, 2025 at 3:53 AM
July 2, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Remember to wear your Trump cologne today in honor of the big day and the signing of the big beautiful bill! The sky is the limit America! Golden age is here! ($55.99 a bottle for a limited time only)

#trumpcologne #peacefulprotest #peacefulresistance #humanrights #felon
July 4, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Tommy Campbell - Trump's NEW Fragrances DESTROYED In Hilarious Commercial Dub youtu.be/6x7PWpr7OlY?... via @YouTube
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#TrumpCologne #Trump #DonTheCon #DonaldTrump #grifter #Thanksgiving #MarALago #JustinTrudeau #RFKJr #turkey #FoxNews can't do #comedy
Trump's NEW Fragrances DESTROYED In Hilarious Commercial Dub
YouTube video by Tommy Campbell
youtu.be
December 1, 2024 at 12:09 AM
I googled 'Trump Cologne' and was amazed at how many different times #DonnieDouche hawked his "Stench In A Bottle".
I imagine it smells like one of his loaded 'Depends' on a hot Florida day.
I know he's a grifter but really!!!
#TRUMPCologne - "Smells like ASS"
December 6, 2024 at 9:16 PM
Trump hoopt met die Nobelprijs voor de vrede zijn schepper straks te kunnen verblinden zodat zijn Epstein-verleden hem de weg naar de hemel niet in de weg zal staan. Hij doet er vast nog een paar Trumpsneakers en een fles Trumpcologne bij...
July 9, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Trump's Cologne Diplomacy Sparks International Stir

Syrian President Ahmed al-Sharaa received a second luxury cologne gift from Donald Trump, continuing an unusual diplomatic exchange from November 2025.

['#TrumpCologne', '...

https://newsletter.tf/trump-cologne-gift-syrian-president-sparks-talk/
June 5, 2026 at 5:49 PM
What does this smell like??
#TrumpCologne
July 1, 2025 at 9:54 AM
But what does it SMELL like?!

I guess maybe grass, burning paper and diet coke?

#TrumpCologne
December 7, 2024 at 2:44 PM
I also launched my cologned. It doesn’t smell like old man poopie diarrhea. #TrumpCologne
July 1, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Ladies and gentlemen, may I present the Leader of the Free World. Grifting his own signature "fragrance", which we're told is a combo of feces, bile, and Depends.

#embarrassing #TrumpCologne #eaudeLawdie

www.mediaite.com/politics/tru...
Trump Promotes $249 Fragrance With Gold Statue of Him On Bottle: ‘Enjoy, Have Fun, And Keep Winning!’
President Trump promoted a limited edition, self-branded fragrance with a gold statue of him on the bottle, urging supporters to "get one for your loved ones."
www.mediaite.com
July 1, 2025 at 11:55 AM
What fuckin time-line even is this??
#trumpcologne #trump
December 22, 2024 at 9:56 AM
#Trump #Trumpcologne #cologne
"Includes hints of tear gas, urine and fascism"
July 1, 2025 at 1:30 PM
#TrumpCologne. Smells like coverup

#EpsteinPaedoFiles
July 17, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Don't people understand that the moment Donald changed the name to Gulf of America, all the fish got bigger and more plentiful?

#fishing
#gulfofamerica
#gulfofmexico
#stupid
#maga
#donothing
#fugazi
#fake
#fascism
#eattherich
#trumpsmells
#trumpstillsmells
#trumpwillalwayssmell
#trumpcologne
#fail
May 5, 2025 at 5:26 PM