The world is a trashfire BUT it will be kinda funny when someone convinces Trump to sign an EO requiring all vehicles to include a turboencabulator.
April 30, 2025 at 8:29 PM
The world is a trashfire BUT it will be kinda funny when someone convinces Trump to sign an EO requiring all vehicles to include a turboencabulator.
Damn, tempted to narrate this turboencabulator style.
July 17, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Damn, tempted to narrate this turboencabulator style.
"spurve turboencabulator with AI"
Absolutely perfect that google search barely works anymore, but the homepage added a "create theme with AI" button. The fuck would I do that for
June 22, 2024 at 9:44 PM
"spurve turboencabulator with AI"
Git commit message: optimized the turboencabulator
July 13, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Git commit message: optimized the turboencabulator
Thats the kind of phone you can really slam after letting loose a stream of explictives on some poor schumck on the other end who just called to tell you the main turboencabulator just tripped.
February 23, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Thats the kind of phone you can really slam after letting loose a stream of explictives on some poor schumck on the other end who just called to tell you the main turboencabulator just tripped.
Every post goes through the turboencabulator which was operating in a degraded state due to the fermion flux armature, everyone should know this
April 16, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Every post goes through the turboencabulator which was operating in a degraded state due to the fermion flux armature, everyone should know this
Feels like we are getting into turboencabulator jerritory.
June 1, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Feels like we are getting into turboencabulator jerritory.
One mustn’t forget the turboencabulator either!
Turbo Encabulator - Complete Text | The Chief Storyteller
The Turbo Encabulator video is a humorous way of gently reminding everyone to minimize jargon. Most people do not even realize how much jargon they use.
www.thechiefstoryteller.com
November 14, 2025 at 5:18 PM
One mustn’t forget the turboencabulator either!
Me: THIS IS GLUE.
Me: [sprays it all over the turboencabulator whatsit]
Scotty: [stares in confusion]
Me: STRONG STUFF.
Me: [sprays it all over the turboencabulator whatsit]
Scotty: [stares in confusion]
Me: STRONG STUFF.
June 23, 2024 at 6:15 AM
Me: THIS IS GLUE.
Me: [sprays it all over the turboencabulator whatsit]
Scotty: [stares in confusion]
Me: STRONG STUFF.
Me: [sprays it all over the turboencabulator whatsit]
Scotty: [stares in confusion]
Me: STRONG STUFF.
just needs a touch of whimsy, the Rockwell turboencabulator is how I’m thinking
January 16, 2026 at 11:40 PM
just needs a touch of whimsy, the Rockwell turboencabulator is how I’m thinking
There are these signs all over my neighborhood. I can’t figure out which part of a turboencabulator this is.
August 31, 2025 at 6:46 PM
There are these signs all over my neighborhood. I can’t figure out which part of a turboencabulator this is.
One of the best heuristics for spotting shticks I’m not going to like is when people capitalize their job (title or field) for no reason. A turboencabulator docent is way less likely to be a bullshit artist, as judged by me, than a Turboencabulator Docent is.
October 21, 2023 at 1:23 AM
One of the best heuristics for spotting shticks I’m not going to like is when people capitalize their job (title or field) for no reason. A turboencabulator docent is way less likely to be a bullshit artist, as judged by me, than a Turboencabulator Docent is.
this is why i just post real nudes so ppl can crank their shit to the genuine article instead of a 15y/o version of me they shit out of the rape-culture turboencabulator
January 2, 2026 at 3:30 AM
this is why i just post real nudes so ppl can crank their shit to the genuine article instead of a 15y/o version of me they shit out of the rape-culture turboencabulator
It's the Turboencabulator!
a cartoon character is standing in front of a machine that says ' parar ' on the bottom
Alt: a cartoon character is standing in front of a machine that says ' parar ' on the bottom
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 5:40 PM
It's the Turboencabulator!
After a couple of years press office asked if they could take over the account.
We told them we would be happy to hand it over but the er trunions were hardcoded to our turboencabulator so it would be very expensive to shift it.
They eventually forgot about it so the digital team still ran it.
We told them we would be happy to hand it over but the er trunions were hardcoded to our turboencabulator so it would be very expensive to shift it.
They eventually forgot about it so the digital team still ran it.
January 2, 2026 at 5:04 PM
After a couple of years press office asked if they could take over the account.
We told them we would be happy to hand it over but the er trunions were hardcoded to our turboencabulator so it would be very expensive to shift it.
They eventually forgot about it so the digital team still ran it.
We told them we would be happy to hand it over but the er trunions were hardcoded to our turboencabulator so it would be very expensive to shift it.
They eventually forgot about it so the digital team still ran it.
"Le Turboencabulator est un appareil électronique de fiction, à la fonction totalement indéterminée, dont la description fait appel à un jargon technique inexistant mais plausible pour un béotien de la technique."
🙃🤡
youtu.be/Ac7G7xOG2Ag
🙃🤡
youtu.be/Ac7G7xOG2Ag
July 8, 2025 at 8:52 AM
"Le Turboencabulator est un appareil électronique de fiction, à la fonction totalement indéterminée, dont la description fait appel à un jargon technique inexistant mais plausible pour un béotien de la technique."
🙃🤡
youtu.be/Ac7G7xOG2Ag
🙃🤡
youtu.be/Ac7G7xOG2Ag
One of the most valuable LLM uses is "hey I've got this broken thingy that fits into another thingy. What is it actually called so that I can buy a replacement thingy at Home Depot?"
Uncle Jimbo will call me an idiot for not knowing what a turboencabulator is but Claude doesn't judge
Uncle Jimbo will call me an idiot for not knowing what a turboencabulator is but Claude doesn't judge
August 18, 2026 at 3:11 AM
One of the most valuable LLM uses is "hey I've got this broken thingy that fits into another thingy. What is it actually called so that I can buy a replacement thingy at Home Depot?"
Uncle Jimbo will call me an idiot for not knowing what a turboencabulator is but Claude doesn't judge
Uncle Jimbo will call me an idiot for not knowing what a turboencabulator is but Claude doesn't judge
captain individual air gasper outlet sounds like an attachment to the turboencabulator
Air to Ground Message:
CAPTAIN INDIVIDUAL AIR GASPER OUTLET STUCK IN OPEN POSITION DEFERRED AS PER NEF
Area: Virginia, USA
Type: Boeing 737 MAX 8
A: #aee488213dc
F: #fe03f15ce0c
#acars #vdlm2
CAPTAIN INDIVIDUAL AIR GASPER OUTLET STUCK IN OPEN POSITION DEFERRED AS PER NEF
Area: Virginia, USA
Type: Boeing 737 MAX 8
A: #aee488213dc
F: #fe03f15ce0c
#acars #vdlm2
January 8, 2026 at 2:30 AM
captain individual air gasper outlet sounds like an attachment to the turboencabulator
has anyone set up a script that gets primes the models with the turboencabulator transcripts and then compares the output of asking for like…
idk, plausible mechanisms of action, applications, etc.?
idk, plausible mechanisms of action, applications, etc.?
August 8, 2025 at 4:54 AM
has anyone set up a script that gets primes the models with the turboencabulator transcripts and then compares the output of asking for like…
idk, plausible mechanisms of action, applications, etc.?
idk, plausible mechanisms of action, applications, etc.?
No, we reversed the polarity. Turned it off, then on again. Renooberated the turboencabulator. You know, science.
July 13, 2025 at 3:10 AM
No, we reversed the polarity. Turned it off, then on again. Renooberated the turboencabulator. You know, science.
Wikipedia’s page on Linblad resonances reads like the script of the turboencabulator
"Turbo Encabulator" the Original
This is the first time Turbo Encabulator was recorded with picture. I shot this in the late 70's at Regan Studios in Detroit on 16mm film. The narrator and w...
m.youtube.com
February 17, 2024 at 7:07 PM
Wikipedia’s page on Linblad resonances reads like the script of the turboencabulator
"No, I don't have a whizzlebang turboencabulator for the F4D Skyray, that shit's on back order until the end of time and Douglas is too busy building Skyhawks to care."
November 27, 2024 at 11:03 PM
"No, I don't have a whizzlebang turboencabulator for the F4D Skyray, that shit's on back order until the end of time and Douglas is too busy building Skyhawks to care."