/Sean Connery voice "Jason Turkish."
November 3, 2026 at 3:37 AM
/Sean Connery voice "Jason Turkish."
Jason Turkish took his phone
it has now been exactly seven hours since elon musk last posted
November 4, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Jason Turkish took his phone
jason: good morning haley my fiancée
haley: hello turkish
haley: hello turkish
November 3, 2026 at 2:31 PM
jason: good morning haley my fiancée
haley: hello turkish
haley: hello turkish
Has no one pointed out that in the Haley Stevens meltdown, a Jewish guy named Turkish riled up her grievance against a Muslim Turkish guy named Uygur?
November 2, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Has no one pointed out that in the Haley Stevens meltdown, a Jewish guy named Turkish riled up her grievance against a Muslim Turkish guy named Uygur?
Jason Turkish (not Turkish) vs. Cenk Uygur (not Uyghur)
Jason Turkish (not Turkish) vs. Cenk Uygur (Turkish)
October 31, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Jason Turkish (not Turkish) vs. Cenk Uygur (not Uyghur)
Jason Turkish (not Turkish) vs. Cenk Uygur (Turkish)
October 31, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Jason Turkish (not Turkish) vs. Cenk Uygur (Turkish)
[Don Pardo voice] JASON TURKISH
October 31, 2026 at 9:21 PM
[Don Pardo voice] JASON TURKISH
Jason Turkish got that shit on 🥵🥵🥵
November 2, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Jason Turkish got that shit on 🥵🥵🥵
Smoking that shit that made Jason Turkish.
October 30, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Smoking that shit that made Jason Turkish.
and now, the only MARRIED news team in the tri county area,
November 2, 2026 at 7:07 PM
and now, the only MARRIED news team in the tri county area,
The existence of Justin German and Justin Turkish implies the existence of Justin Austro-Hungarian
Statement from Justin German, (former) Chief of Staff to Rep. Haley Stevens:
“We are shocked and heartbroken by Congresswoman Stevens' decision to support Mike Rogers.
As of this morning, many members of our team have resigned, including myself”
“We are shocked and heartbroken by Congresswoman Stevens' decision to support Mike Rogers.
As of this morning, many members of our team have resigned, including myself”
November 2, 2026 at 3:43 PM
The existence of Justin German and Justin Turkish implies the existence of Justin Austro-Hungarian
Really hope that every American does the right thing today, and write in Jason Turkish on every ballot. It’s time to make America Turkish
November 3, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Really hope that every American does the right thing today, and write in Jason Turkish on every ballot. It’s time to make America Turkish
Jason Turkish, Haley Stevens's fiance, was on Fox & Friends this morning criticizing Abdul El-Sayed
October 31, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Jason Turkish, Haley Stevens's fiance, was on Fox & Friends this morning criticizing Abdul El-Sayed
The name's Turkish, Jason Turkish
November 2, 2026 at 9:07 AM
The name's Turkish, Jason Turkish
Maybe Jason Turkish is just slinging some unbelievable dick
November 1, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Maybe Jason Turkish is just slinging some unbelievable dick
Do you condemn Turkish?
this guy is fucking insane but also too stupid to realize that Abdul is going to win anyway and he’s just nuking his fiancées career for no reason
October 31, 2026 at 3:55 AM
Do you condemn Turkish?
Y’all mind if this Jason gets a little Turkish?
November 3, 2026 at 3:42 AM
Y’all mind if this Jason gets a little Turkish?
My bum is on the TURKISH, TURKISH -- is this anything?
November 2, 2026 at 7:13 AM
My bum is on the TURKISH, TURKISH -- is this anything?
Jason Turkish looks like he has an orange cat named Azrael.
November 2, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Jason Turkish looks like he has an orange cat named Azrael.
Smokin that shit that made Jason Turkish
November 2, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Smokin that shit that made Jason Turkish
jason turkish is my deadname
November 2, 2026 at 3:22 PM
jason turkish is my deadname