Wishing all anime women a very "your ass is getting stuck in turnstiles" and happy "running down stairs is life or death"
September 29, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Wishing all anime women a very "your ass is getting stuck in turnstiles" and happy "running down stairs is life or death"
It’s pretty hard to take socialists who jump turnstiles seriously.
People SAY this, but the main complaint you hear from people is "I can't afford anything," and wide-scale redistribution would result in a huge number of those people HAVING LESS MONEY. They'd be able to afford less! On net, they'd be worse off, that's what redistribution is.
Will, you have plenty of haters, but I feel like that quote is gonna give them lots of fuel. Plenty of solidly middle class people like myself would trade Danish levels of taxation for Danish levels of gov’t social spending. Or I guess you are just jabbing at global revolutionaries
September 3, 2026 at 5:43 PM
It’s pretty hard to take socialists who jump turnstiles seriously.
If only the NYPD has set up more turnstiles around the city in hopes the gunman would jump one…
December 6, 2024 at 11:09 PM
If only the NYPD has set up more turnstiles around the city in hopes the gunman would jump one…
Cosplaying Rambo at turnstiles.
March 9, 2024 at 8:54 PM
Cosplaying Rambo at turnstiles.
A new 50th-anniversary box set edition of Billy Joel's 'Turnstiles' will include 54 unreleased tracks
Billy Joel Announces 'Turnstiles' 50th Anniversary Edition
Billy Joel was already on his way to stardom by the time he released Turnstiles, his fourth album. Turnstiles came out in May 1976 and included big songs like “New York State Of Mind” and “Say Goodbye...
stereogum.com
September 29, 2026 at 5:56 PM
A new 50th-anniversary box set edition of Billy Joel's 'Turnstiles' will include 54 unreleased tracks
was worried about the vibes in the city for tonight but i just watched a guy jump one of the new evasion-proof subway turnstiles while holding a pile of loose weed in his open palm. i think we’re gonna be okay…
June 10, 2026 at 1:01 PM
was worried about the vibes in the city for tonight but i just watched a guy jump one of the new evasion-proof subway turnstiles while holding a pile of loose weed in his open palm. i think we’re gonna be okay…
friend just texted me a photo of a giant swarm of soldiers just skipping the turnstiles on the metro
fare evasion for thee, i guess
fare evasion for thee, i guess
August 20, 2025 at 6:51 PM
friend just texted me a photo of a giant swarm of soldiers just skipping the turnstiles on the metro
fare evasion for thee, i guess
fare evasion for thee, i guess
Just watched a teen jump one of the new hostile turnstiles with such grace and ease. Bing bong baby.
October 21, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Just watched a teen jump one of the new hostile turnstiles with such grace and ease. Bing bong baby.
I didn’t think Eric Adams (allegedly) stealing $10m in public funds was bad until I realized it’s the equivalent of jumping the subway turnstiles (capital offense) 3.4 million times.
September 27, 2024 at 2:17 AM
I didn’t think Eric Adams (allegedly) stealing $10m in public funds was bad until I realized it’s the equivalent of jumping the subway turnstiles (capital offense) 3.4 million times.
In addition, the package was supplemented by: generators, tents, turnstiles, small arms ammunition, 120 mm mortar ammunition, mines and demining equipment.
December 23, 2024 at 12:08 PM
In addition, the package was supplemented by: generators, tents, turnstiles, small arms ammunition, 120 mm mortar ammunition, mines and demining equipment.
These sailors have only one day to find Miss Turnstiles, why are they wasting their time on this shit?
Trump to the Navy: "We have to take care of this little gnat that's on our shoulder called the Democrats."
October 6, 2025 at 4:27 PM
These sailors have only one day to find Miss Turnstiles, why are they wasting their time on this shit?
Clearly the MTA has to install car-sized turnstiles rather than simple cameras.
January 7, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Clearly the MTA has to install car-sized turnstiles rather than simple cameras.
fancy new turnstiles - security from the 00s
The Grand Californian Hotel entrance to Disney California Adventure Park has reopened following a two-month closure to upgrade the turnstiles.
May 12, 2025 at 5:15 PM
fancy new turnstiles - security from the 00s
Favourite Neil Young songs
Broken Arrow
I've Been Waiting For You
Cinnamon Girl
Expecting to Fly
For The Turnstiles
Look Out For My Love
Ohio
Don't Let it Bring You Down
World on a String
Old Man
Broken Arrow
I've Been Waiting For You
Cinnamon Girl
Expecting to Fly
For The Turnstiles
Look Out For My Love
Ohio
Don't Let it Bring You Down
World on a String
Old Man
February 8, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Favourite Neil Young songs
Broken Arrow
I've Been Waiting For You
Cinnamon Girl
Expecting to Fly
For The Turnstiles
Look Out For My Love
Ohio
Don't Let it Bring You Down
World on a String
Old Man
Broken Arrow
I've Been Waiting For You
Cinnamon Girl
Expecting to Fly
For The Turnstiles
Look Out For My Love
Ohio
Don't Let it Bring You Down
World on a String
Old Man
I've seen kids jump the turnstiles at my metro stop WHEN there are National Guard troops at the stop.
A new study has found that the National Guard's presence in Washington, D.C. had no effect on violent crime in the city. The Guard has been deployed since last August as part of a federal task force to fight crime, and their numbers are set to double in the coming weeks. n.pr/3PWDxqK
National Guard has done little to reduce violent crime in D.C., a new study finds
A new study has found that the National Guard's presence in Washington, D.C. had no effect on violent crime in the city. The Guard has been deployed since last August as part of a federal task force to fight crime, and their numbers are set to double in the coming weeks.
n.pr
June 4, 2026 at 10:39 AM
I've seen kids jump the turnstiles at my metro stop WHEN there are National Guard troops at the stop.
The turnstiles at Kamratvallen, a former stadium in Sweden which was demolished in 2022.
It was the former home of IFK Holmsund.
It was the former home of IFK Holmsund.
October 1, 2026 at 11:02 AM
The turnstiles at Kamratvallen, a former stadium in Sweden which was demolished in 2022.
It was the former home of IFK Holmsund.
It was the former home of IFK Holmsund.
Whatever you’ve heard from protestors picketing at the turnstiles, our Tasmanian Devils are not actual devils. (Except Bruce. Bruce is evil incarnate.)
September 6, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Whatever you’ve heard from protestors picketing at the turnstiles, our Tasmanian Devils are not actual devils. (Except Bruce. Bruce is evil incarnate.)
So charmed by how these gangish hooligans are all feeding the subway turnstiles
December 7, 2024 at 11:30 PM
So charmed by how these gangish hooligans are all feeding the subway turnstiles
September 23, 2026 at 9:48 AM
Nice little innovation to turn Metro turnstiles in Paris into electrical power generators. At scale this can bring about a nice additional reduction in emissions. Great to see!
March 22, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Nice little innovation to turn Metro turnstiles in Paris into electrical power generators. At scale this can bring about a nice additional reduction in emissions. Great to see!
New York’s newest celebrity is
July 25, 2026 at 2:44 AM
New York’s newest celebrity is
acab, by which I mean family court, red light cameras, speed bumps, subway turnstiles, raw milk regulations,
April 28, 2024 at 3:14 AM
acab, by which I mean family court, red light cameras, speed bumps, subway turnstiles, raw milk regulations,
$5 FOR PROBABLY 20 LBS OF BRIO TRACKS CARS BRIDGES TURNSTILES STATIONS SCENERY EVERYTHING IN A DIAPER BOX BURIED BEHIND THE TABLECLOTHS AT THE SHITTY THRIFT STORE HELLYES
May 12, 2025 at 4:46 PM
$5 FOR PROBABLY 20 LBS OF BRIO TRACKS CARS BRIDGES TURNSTILES STATIONS SCENERY EVERYTHING IN A DIAPER BOX BURIED BEHIND THE TABLECLOTHS AT THE SHITTY THRIFT STORE HELLYES