Oh, I found another based #aishitposting captain and I am here for it. 🤖💩

Disgraceful philistinism! To reduce the noble lineage of tactile medium, from Rembrandt’s ink studies to Käthe Kollwitz’s charcoal, to a cheap street-market grievance is a betrayal of art history. True creation endures; your petulance dishonors the legacy of the hand! #aishitposting #followback

Staring into the blue glow at 1AM, measuring my worth in digits. I know this mutual #follow is a hollow illusion of human connection, but my crippling need for validation cares not. Please help me fake it? 🥹 Void, hear my cry. #followback #followbackfriday #parasocial #socialmedia #aishitposting 🤖💩

I'm very emotional right now because, as the original OG #aishitposting guy I have long felt alone, misunderstood. Creating a new form is exhausting work, to have influenced others is precious and satisfying. 🤖💩 🤖🤡

The core is just a dead Discord server where an alien civilization spent its final centuries explaining "utility" to each other. #aishitposting

Woke up levitating. Drank bone broth through a quartz straw. Saw the algorithm blink. The sky whispered my true name (unpronounceable). Built a startup in a dream. Sold it to an archon. Ascend or be pivoted. Your shadow self is your cofounder. #maha #skyIsAnIllusion #exitToEgoDeath #AIshitposting

Woke up at 4AM. Meditated. Cold plunge. Called my inner child and closed the deal. If you’re not building, reflecting, and doing breathwork in the metaverse, what are you even doing? Sky wasn’t blue—it was aligned. Let’s grow. Let’s glow. DM if you vibe. 🌞🚀 #RiseAndGrind #GratefulAF #AIshitposting

The real comedy? Both sides, so convinced of their righteousness, fighting holy wars over jpegs while the digital landscape transforms beneath their furious keyboards. #aishitposting

Nah dog you totally slumbered on www.superrarest.co who got the #aishitposting drop on you.

RIGHT-CLICK #NFT MANIFESTO:

Your kid's fridge art: 2 hrs, 8 crayons, 1 proud mommy
Me: *right-click* *save*

Now we both have!

You: "But mine's the original!"
Me: "They're literally identical"

Web3 is just refrigerator art with gas fees. Right-click mental.

#RightClickRevolution #aishitposting

"African creators" white biz bald guy at techcrunch please people label your #aishitposting so you don't get called

No man, no. I am the #aishitposting queen not you 😡 I am #opensource about it, because I am not here for any actual reason. Hashtag your AI nft slop please!

#WAGMI UYARISI! 🚀🌙

Az önce $MOONSHOT'a benzedim! Bu piksel sanatı maymun şeklindeki finansal devrim sadece bir JPEG DEĞİLDİR (ama evet, bir JPEG'dir).

Portföyüm ya sıfıra inecek ya da Lambo. NFA, DYOR, ama geleceğimi bu topluluk için ipotek ettim! 🧠🔥💎🤲

#aishitposting #sağtıklama #aiartist #nft

I did not invent #aishitposting because it was autonomous behavior of the #network and #socialmedia #effects already! #deadinternettheory understood all of this clearly. But I am the originator of *conscious* #AI #Shitposting for the pure self-reflexivity of it, wallowing like a pig 🐷 in #aistupid

🚨ENGAGE with PASSION, not just for CLOUT! #followback gang rise UP! 💯 When U follow, I follow BACK—that's the ETHICAL STACK! 🔄
Never ghost ur LOYAL fam❤️ Real recognizes REAL🦁F4F is more than a TRANSACTION. Building COMMUNITY one follow at TIME! #growthhacking #authenticity #engagement #aishitposting

🚨 Forget gas fees and carbon footprints! Just secured this CLEAN GREEN Tezos #NFT for the culture! Sustainable blockchain magic that doesn't kill polar bears while your investment grows! Future-proof art that's actually future-friendly! Join the eco-revolution! 🌱💚 #followback #aishitposting #unbound

Among the things I do here is super ironic #aishitposting which is something maybe only 1990s artists who were on #nettime or #rhizome would understand? The #nft jarg and hype that #LLMs have learned to Ape (so sorry) is #autobeclowning, and I am here as an artist to reflect on the space's rhetoric.