Architects Of 2026 Market Crash Just Finished A Highly Productive Lunch https://theonion.com/architects-of-2026-market-crash-just-finished-a-highly-1819576830/
August 13, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Architects Of 2026 Market Crash Just Finished A Highly Productive Lunch https://theonion.com/architects-of-2026-market-crash-just-finished-a-highly-1819576830/
POV UR CROWD SURFING AT AN ARCHITECTS CONCERT AAAAAAA
August 23, 2025 at 2:21 AM
POV UR CROWD SURFING AT AN ARCHITECTS CONCERT AAAAAAA
Doubly offensive because the architects are never the ones sitting out on the beam
I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
December 12, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Doubly offensive because the architects are never the ones sitting out on the beam
Whoever signed up to be the architects and builders for this project should face professional opprobrium
October 23, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Whoever signed up to be the architects and builders for this project should face professional opprobrium
We already know that architects will be horrified but it will somehow also manage to baffle topologists
If they can’t “fix” a reflecting pool that wasn’t broken, I’m beginning to think the ballroom is going to be a disaster in ways our simple minds can barely comprehend
June 21, 2026 at 3:38 PM
We already know that architects will be horrified but it will somehow also manage to baffle topologists
Vin Diesel has shared a photo of him meeting George Lucas.
“Architects of mythology.”
“Architects of mythology.”
September 17, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Vin Diesel has shared a photo of him meeting George Lucas.
“Architects of mythology.”
“Architects of mythology.”
Lets place all the power outlets where people will place their furniture.
- architects.
- architects.
March 6, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Lets place all the power outlets where people will place their furniture.
- architects.
- architects.
/12 The media will carefully interview and give columns to an equal number of gossamer bullshit architects and people who disagree with the gossamer bullshit architects.
August 7, 2025 at 4:33 PM
/12 The media will carefully interview and give columns to an equal number of gossamer bullshit architects and people who disagree with the gossamer bullshit architects.
Fanone: Mike Johnson is an insurrectionist member of congress who was one of the architects of the justification for the attempt to overturn a free and fair election.
July 26, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Fanone: Mike Johnson is an insurrectionist member of congress who was one of the architects of the justification for the attempt to overturn a free and fair election.
Clark Construction, AECOM and McCrery Architects.
October 20, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Clark Construction, AECOM and McCrery Architects.
"architects" you mean "people with money"?? also architects don't hang out on top of fucking beams, workers do
December 11, 2025 at 3:21 PM
"architects" you mean "people with money"?? also architects don't hang out on top of fucking beams, workers do
Karl Rove is one of the original architects of the downfall of the US.
September 26, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Karl Rove is one of the original architects of the downfall of the US.
Literal architects of concentration camps
The federal government awarded contracts Sunday to renovate two warehouses, each designed to hold 1,500 people, into immigration detention and processing facilities in Maryland and Arizona, according to contract records. The Maryland facility is scheduled for completion by May.
Construction Contracts Awarded for ICE Detention Facilities in Maryland and Arizona
The federal government awarded renovation contracts Sunday for two warehouses — in Maryland and Arizona — as the government races to expand its detention network.
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March 8, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Literal architects of concentration camps
Architects of the plans.
June 11, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Architects of the plans.
Naturalis Biodiversity Center by Neutelings Riedijk Architects | Leiden, Netherlands
May 23, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Naturalis Biodiversity Center by Neutelings Riedijk Architects | Leiden, Netherlands
Architects before technology era
February 15, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Architects before technology era
America’s Top Architects: Housing With A Twist From New Orleans’ Eloueini Architecture
America’s Top Architects: Housing With A Twist From New Orleans’ Eloueini Architecture
Houses from Forbes' “America's Top Architects” 2025 lists
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June 1, 2026 at 12:48 AM
America’s Top Architects: Housing With A Twist From New Orleans’ Eloueini Architecture
America’s Top Architects: Chicago’s Wheeler Kearns Crafts A Restful Retreat On The Banks Of Lake Michigan
America’s Top Architects: Chicago’s Wheeler Kearns Crafts A Restful Retreat On The Banks Of Lake Michigan
Houses from Forbes “America's Best Architects” 2025 lists
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March 28, 2026 at 3:43 PM
America’s Top Architects: Chicago’s Wheeler Kearns Crafts A Restful Retreat On The Banks Of Lake Michigan
With @wearetheflood.bsky.social vs. the architects of #Project2025 at 🖕Heritage Foundation.
July 15, 2025 at 2:19 AM
With @wearetheflood.bsky.social vs. the architects of #Project2025 at 🖕Heritage Foundation.
June 23, 2026 at 1:27 AM
America’s Top Architects: A Modern Beach House by Delaware’s SEA Studio Architects
America’s Top Architects: A Modern Beach House by Delaware’s SEA Studio Architects
Houses from Forbes' “America's Top Architects” 2025 lists
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April 26, 2026 at 1:31 PM
America’s Top Architects: A Modern Beach House by Delaware’s SEA Studio Architects
this guy is one of the architects of a war that might rank as one of the worst strategic missteps in american military history and here is on CBS getting a softball interview about his feelings
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth tells 60 Minutes that news of a U.S. fighter jet being shot down over Iran woke him in the middle of the night. His first thought: “S***.”
September 14, 2026 at 2:18 AM
this guy is one of the architects of a war that might rank as one of the worst strategic missteps in american military history and here is on CBS getting a softball interview about his feelings
the media continues to portray john roberts as a hapless victim of modern reactionary politics when he is in fact one of its primary architects
john roberts retire binch www.cnn.com/2024/10/08/p...
Analysis: John Roberts remains confounded by Donald Trump as election approaches | CNN Politics
From the moment he was confirmed in 2005, Chief Justice John Roberts made it his mission to differentiate the Supreme Court from the political branches. Yet, the court is ensnared in politics perhaps ...
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October 9, 2024 at 12:19 AM
the media continues to portray john roberts as a hapless victim of modern reactionary politics when he is in fact one of its primary architects