I’m the opposite of artificial intelligence.
I’m genuine stupidity.
I’m genuine stupidity.
November 8, 2026 at 10:20 PM
I’m the opposite of artificial intelligence.
I’m genuine stupidity.
I’m genuine stupidity.
hello 911 artificial intelligence is actuallying my joke
November 9, 2026 at 4:11 AM
hello 911 artificial intelligence is actuallying my joke
artificial intelligence is creating exciting and valuable cultural contributions never even conceived of before
The solution to male loneliness is just getting stoned and stroking to our AI-generated feet.
November 9, 2026 at 10:24 PM
artificial intelligence is creating exciting and valuable cultural contributions never even conceived of before
Artificial Grumpy Intelligence
November 9, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Artificial Grumpy Intelligence
Oh.
“A recent Times investigation found that DraftKings used artificial intelligence to send compulsive gamblers promotions and free-bet credits, but declined to use the technology to help identify at-risk bettors.”
“A recent Times investigation found that DraftKings used artificial intelligence to send compulsive gamblers promotions and free-bet credits, but declined to use the technology to help identify at-risk bettors.”
November 8, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Oh.
“A recent Times investigation found that DraftKings used artificial intelligence to send compulsive gamblers promotions and free-bet credits, but declined to use the technology to help identify at-risk bettors.”
“A recent Times investigation found that DraftKings used artificial intelligence to send compulsive gamblers promotions and free-bet credits, but declined to use the technology to help identify at-risk bettors.”
quite a bit of what i am seeing in conversations today and yesterday regarding igf has looked like people talking past each other using different definitions of "artificial intelligence" and "generative artificial intelligence" and then getting mad about the inevitable resulting clash
btw the reason there is not a universally understood definition for "artificial intelligence" is because there is no universally understood definition for "intelligence". everything that uses "intelligence" is built on a fucking house of cards
November 10, 2026 at 3:35 PM
quite a bit of what i am seeing in conversations today and yesterday regarding igf has looked like people talking past each other using different definitions of "artificial intelligence" and "generative artificial intelligence" and then getting mad about the inevitable resulting clash
Artificial intelligence is sports illustrated
November 8, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Artificial intelligence is sports illustrated
When I say quantum computing, I mean in the same way so-called artificial intelligence is absolutely not artificial intelligence.
November 6, 2026 at 7:54 AM
When I say quantum computing, I mean in the same way so-called artificial intelligence is absolutely not artificial intelligence.
The Oireachtas Committee on Artificial Intelligence has recommended a ban on Meta's smart glasses, which allow users to covertly record video and take photos of people without their consent
Cttee recommends ban on Meta's smart glasses over consent
The Oireachtas Committee on Artificial Intelligence has recommended a ban on Meta's smart glasses, which allow users to covertly record video and take photos of people without their consent.
www.rte.ie
November 10, 2026 at 4:40 PM
The Oireachtas Committee on Artificial Intelligence has recommended a ban on Meta's smart glasses, which allow users to covertly record video and take photos of people without their consent
this google commercial presupposes that “how does bad weather affect football” is a question/thought/momentary ponderance that can only be answered by artificial intelligence
November 8, 2026 at 10:55 PM
this google commercial presupposes that “how does bad weather affect football” is a question/thought/momentary ponderance that can only be answered by artificial intelligence
Gina Hinojosa promises to halt new data center approvals in Texas, a move that could affect SpaceXAI's expansion plans and the state's rapidly growing artificial intelligence infrastructure.
Source: The Texas Tribune.
Source: The Texas Tribune.
November 9, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Gina Hinojosa promises to halt new data center approvals in Texas, a move that could affect SpaceXAI's expansion plans and the state's rapidly growing artificial intelligence infrastructure.
Source: The Texas Tribune.
Source: The Texas Tribune.
Artificial intelligence giant Anthropic is looking for an approximately $1.3 trillion valuation in its initial public offering.
Anthropic seeks valuation of about $1.3 trillion when it becomes a publicly traded company
Artificial intelligence giant Anthropic is looking for an approximately $1.3 trillion valuation in its initial public offering.
bit.ly
November 10, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Artificial intelligence giant Anthropic is looking for an approximately $1.3 trillion valuation in its initial public offering.
You know what would put a very quick end to this bullshit?
A functional Federal Trade Commission.
A functional Federal Trade Commission.
Google Tries to Blackmail Schools Into Using Its AI Tools
The tech giant is threatening to turn off its web search for schools that reject artificial intelligence.
newrepublic.com
November 6, 2026 at 6:01 AM
You know what would put a very quick end to this bullshit?
A functional Federal Trade Commission.
A functional Federal Trade Commission.
so if it's artificial intelligence, then what's authentic intelligence?
November 8, 2026 at 5:51 AM
so if it's artificial intelligence, then what's authentic intelligence?
Jon Stewart: “That was not AI. That was not artificial intelligence. That was not any form of intelligence. That was the president of the United States.”
November 3, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Jon Stewart: “That was not AI. That was not artificial intelligence. That was not any form of intelligence. That was the president of the United States.”
🇩🇪The German Armed Forces plan to invest €50 million in an IT tool that will conduct OSINT intelligence on the internet using artificial intelligence.
militarnyi.com/en/news/germ...
militarnyi.com/en/news/germ...
Germany to Invest €50 Million in AI-Powered OSINT Intelligence
The German Armed Forces plan to invest €50 million in an IT tool that will conduct OSINT intelligence on the internet using artificial intelligence.
militarnyi.com
November 7, 2026 at 4:48 PM
🇩🇪The German Armed Forces plan to invest €50 million in an IT tool that will conduct OSINT intelligence on the internet using artificial intelligence.
militarnyi.com/en/news/germ...
militarnyi.com/en/news/germ...
Nvidia shares tumble 8% at the opening bell as the company investigates CEO Jensen Huang.
Nvidia slumps after a 'foreign intelligence' probe initiated by AI company into CEO Jensen Huang
Shares of Nvidia are down 8% at the opening bell after the computer chip maker, central to the artificial intelligence race, opened an investigation into reports that CEO Jensen Huang was the “target of a foreign intelligence effort.”
bit.ly
November 9, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Nvidia shares tumble 8% at the opening bell as the company investigates CEO Jensen Huang.
Either Artificial Intelligence or Natural Huckabuffoonery.
November 9, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Either Artificial Intelligence or Natural Huckabuffoonery.
Niles: You might say we’ve been placed in an “Nvidia position”.
Frasier: Yes yes, Niles, that’s very droll. Now go and stab some holes in that artificial intelligence graphic processing unit.
Frasier: Yes yes, Niles, that’s very droll. Now go and stab some holes in that artificial intelligence graphic processing unit.
November 10, 2026 at 12:03 PM
Niles: You might say we’ve been placed in an “Nvidia position”.
Frasier: Yes yes, Niles, that’s very droll. Now go and stab some holes in that artificial intelligence graphic processing unit.
Frasier: Yes yes, Niles, that’s very droll. Now go and stab some holes in that artificial intelligence graphic processing unit.
What this Jensen Huang "affair" proves is that human intelligence will always be better than artificial intelligence.
November 9, 2026 at 10:08 AM
What this Jensen Huang "affair" proves is that human intelligence will always be better than artificial intelligence.
Artificial intelligence.
Breaking News: Nvidia opened an investigation into Jensen Huang, its CEO, after he acknowledged to the company’s board that he had been intimate with a business executive who U.S. intelligence determined to be a Chinese spy.
Nvidia Opens Investigation Into Jensen Huang’s Relationship With Chinese Spy
Mr. Huang, the company’s chief executive, acknowledged on Sunday that he was intimate with a business executive who U.S. officials had determined was working for Chinese intelligence.
nyti.ms
November 8, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Artificial intelligence.
Artificial intelligence
November 9, 2026 at 4:12 AM
Artificial intelligence
artificial intelligence precursor
November 9, 2026 at 3:37 PM
artificial intelligence precursor
🇬🇧 MoD: The UK is investing £90m in a network of autonomous maritime systems, underwater sensors and artificial intelligence to detect Russian submarines and protect critical infrastructure in the North Atlantic.
November 10, 2026 at 6:54 PM
🇬🇧 MoD: The UK is investing £90m in a network of autonomous maritime systems, underwater sensors and artificial intelligence to detect Russian submarines and protect critical infrastructure in the North Atlantic.