Lawyer up assclowns... Its karma time!
November 4, 2026 at 7:42 AM
Lawyer up assclowns... Its karma time!
I’m a Dem poll observer today in Cville. If I see one of these assclowns, it will be tempting to grab my crotch, and say, “Monitor THIS.”
November 3, 2026 at 1:24 PM
I’m a Dem poll observer today in Cville. If I see one of these assclowns, it will be tempting to grab my crotch, and say, “Monitor THIS.”
Same assclowns would vote against it
November 4, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Same assclowns would vote against it
Don't sell the suburban assclowns short. They're all around me here.
Paranoid
ALT: Paranoid
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November 4, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Don't sell the suburban assclowns short. They're all around me here.
Like the rest of these performative assclowns, she's the main character in her own docudrama.
November 5, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Like the rest of these performative assclowns, she's the main character in her own docudrama.
“Trusted Access”? it’s not my fault these assclowns don’t know how biology works
November 1, 2026 at 7:15 AM
“Trusted Access”? it’s not my fault these assclowns don’t know how biology works
Didn’t JD and the rest of the GOP have a duty to put CHECKS on the Executive branch? Now they’re whining about the war?!? STFU assclowns.
November 4, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Didn’t JD and the rest of the GOP have a duty to put CHECKS on the Executive branch? Now they’re whining about the war?!? STFU assclowns.
Idiocracy ain't a flex, capitalistic greedy assclowns.
Signed
Damn hippie socialists
Signed
Damn hippie socialists
November 4, 2026 at 1:04 PM
Idiocracy ain't a flex, capitalistic greedy assclowns.
Signed
Damn hippie socialists
Signed
Damn hippie socialists
ALL HAT, NO CATTLE special envoy. What a bunch of fucking, ignorant,assclowns.
October 30, 2026 at 10:19 PM
ALL HAT, NO CATTLE special envoy. What a bunch of fucking, ignorant,assclowns.
Nobody shines a light on the insanity of Trump and his regime of sycophantic assclowns quite like Obama. 😂🤣
October 29, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Nobody shines a light on the insanity of Trump and his regime of sycophantic assclowns quite like Obama. 😂🤣
Probably more likely to be on the Louisiana skeletor list than anything. "I'm a Democrat but democrats should support more racist/xenophobic/transphobic assclowns!"
November 3, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Probably more likely to be on the Louisiana skeletor list than anything. "I'm a Democrat but democrats should support more racist/xenophobic/transphobic assclowns!"
The Real AssClowns of D.C. has run its course.
Time to cance the series.
Time to cance the series.
November 3, 2026 at 1:55 AM
The Real AssClowns of D.C. has run its course.
Time to cance the series.
Time to cance the series.
@nbcnews.com are corporate lapdogs. Having two absolute assclowns on -- haley and emanuel--are you fucking kidding me?
November 4, 2026 at 3:16 AM
@nbcnews.com are corporate lapdogs. Having two absolute assclowns on -- haley and emanuel--are you fucking kidding me?
😱Yikes! They are all creepy assclowns!
November 5, 2026 at 12:37 AM
😱Yikes! They are all creepy assclowns!
Rumor is Trump/Hegseth will nuke Iran after midterms. Take this seriously. These psychotic amateurs think using nukes would be "cool," and make them look "very strong and powerful."
These assclowns, if not stopped, will start a doomsday machine.
These assclowns, if not stopped, will start a doomsday machine.
No Im Not Trump Weird Horse - Peter Sellers
ALT: No Im Not Trump Weird Horse - Peter Sellers
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November 3, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Rumor is Trump/Hegseth will nuke Iran after midterms. Take this seriously. These psychotic amateurs think using nukes would be "cool," and make them look "very strong and powerful."
These assclowns, if not stopped, will start a doomsday machine.
These assclowns, if not stopped, will start a doomsday machine.
This. A million times this. All their unnecessary suffering is a stain in the soul of the country. This is what those pro life clowns need to be forced to watch as they stand with pics of chicken fetuses ready to harass any woman passing by. Let them see the fruits of their labor. Evil assclowns.
November 3, 2026 at 11:28 PM
This. A million times this. All their unnecessary suffering is a stain in the soul of the country. This is what those pro life clowns need to be forced to watch as they stand with pics of chicken fetuses ready to harass any woman passing by. Let them see the fruits of their labor. Evil assclowns.
November 3, 2026 at 11:53 PM
gotta get some sort of blocklist going on these assclowns
October 29, 2026 at 11:45 PM
gotta get some sort of blocklist going on these assclowns
Hey, do we think we do well enough tonight that some of these assclowns actually start fleeing the country? Like, how much do y'all think we have to gain for that to start happening?
November 4, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Hey, do we think we do well enough tonight that some of these assclowns actually start fleeing the country? Like, how much do y'all think we have to gain for that to start happening?
Those assclowns set the precident of ignoring precident. Impeach them. Replace them. Revoke the decision.
November 4, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Those assclowns set the precident of ignoring precident. Impeach them. Replace them. Revoke the decision.
First Amendment LLC is the latest group of assclowns in a long running list of assclowns that prove that the Roberts Court made the dumbest decision possible in Citizens United.
AI robocalls? Get the fuck out.
AI robocalls? Get the fuck out.
November 2, 2026 at 4:18 PM
First Amendment LLC is the latest group of assclowns in a long running list of assclowns that prove that the Roberts Court made the dumbest decision possible in Citizens United.
AI robocalls? Get the fuck out.
AI robocalls? Get the fuck out.
Quit fucking hitching your wagons to donald's ass, then, gop. Rebuke him, find your spines, and quit being authoritarian assclowns.
The MAGA Republican immediately pointed the finger at Trump after losing in the midterm elections.
Failed MAGA Candidate Immediately Stabs Trump in the Back
The GOP Maine gubernatorial candidate loved to compare himself to Trump. Until he lost.
www.thedailybeast.com
November 4, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Quit fucking hitching your wagons to donald's ass, then, gop. Rebuke him, find your spines, and quit being authoritarian assclowns.
Take these memories, assclowns.
I'm going to walk out my backdoor one last time and leave it all inside.
I'm going to walk out my backdoor one last time and leave it all inside.
November 3, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Take these memories, assclowns.
I'm going to walk out my backdoor one last time and leave it all inside.
I'm going to walk out my backdoor one last time and leave it all inside.