Given that many of these autocompletes will fill in something you don't want or predict incorrectly or change correct spelling to its opposite, I don't mind this. Also, I don't have an iPhone!
That's ok. I knew how to spell before the Apple corporation existed.
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November 7, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Given that many of these autocompletes will fill in something you don't want or predict incorrectly or change correct spelling to its opposite, I don't mind this. Also, I don't have an iPhone!
"…and more slow," my brain autocompletes
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November 3, 2026 at 7:30 PM
"…and more slow," my brain autocompletes
yea sure whatever. just anything that is more convenient than the march of shame i gotta do when my phone autocompletes to something stupid
November 2, 2026 at 11:13 PM
yea sure whatever. just anything that is more convenient than the march of shame i gotta do when my phone autocompletes to something stupid
Mine autocompletes "Epstein" at "eps" but I have an old phone and wouldn't be surprised to find newer ones won't autocomplete it
November 7, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Mine autocompletes "Epstein" at "eps" but I have an old phone and wouldn't be surprised to find newer ones won't autocomplete it
I type a lot in the Terminal; sometimes it autocompletes previous commands (PSReadline), but I often want to browse, select, and run multiple commands. In this blog post, I will show you a Function that does just that :-)
#PowerShell #HistoryBrowser
powershellisfun.com/2026/11/06/s...
#PowerShell #HistoryBrowser
powershellisfun.com/2026/11/06/s...
PowerShell is fun :)Search your PowerShell Command-Line History and execute one or more entries
I type a lot in the Terminal; sometimes it autocompletes previous commands (PSReadline), but I often want to browse, select, and run multiple commands. In this blog post, I will show you a Function…
powershellisfun.com
November 6, 2026 at 4:21 PM
I type a lot in the Terminal; sometimes it autocompletes previous commands (PSReadline), but I often want to browse, select, and run multiple commands. In this blog post, I will show you a Function that does just that :-)
#PowerShell #HistoryBrowser
powershellisfun.com/2026/11/06/s...
#PowerShell #HistoryBrowser
powershellisfun.com/2026/11/06/s...
i'm so weeaboo brain poisoned that every time i see "queen's domain" my brain autocompletes it as "queen's blade" and i 1) wonder why everyone is talking about an ecchi series from over a decade ago 2) start thinking about cattleya.
November 4, 2026 at 3:00 AM
i'm so weeaboo brain poisoned that every time i see "queen's domain" my brain autocompletes it as "queen's blade" and i 1) wonder why everyone is talking about an ecchi series from over a decade ago 2) start thinking about cattleya.
DJ Assault is great because he has like 5 songs that are also this song, and when you listen to his music you can never predict the lyrics because whatever your brain autocompletes will be better than what's actually there
November 5, 2026 at 1:48 AM
DJ Assault is great because he has like 5 songs that are also this song, and when you listen to his music you can never predict the lyrics because whatever your brain autocompletes will be better than what's actually there
Lately I type “x” into my phone browser address bar trying to go to twitter an it autocompletes to XKCD i am being forcibly redditified
November 2, 2026 at 11:40 AM
Lately I type “x” into my phone browser address bar trying to go to twitter an it autocompletes to XKCD i am being forcibly redditified
I just have that one set on my bookmarks, and my browser autocompletes it now as it's the main one I visit for Instagram. I still don't use Insta much but at least that way I can see the people I follow.
November 4, 2026 at 10:12 AM
I just have that one set on my bookmarks, and my browser autocompletes it now as it's the main one I visit for Instagram. I still don't use Insta much but at least that way I can see the people I follow.
reminds me of when people used FaceApp many years ago. If I may say, be careful this does not create fake/unrealistic expectations for yourself. The machine just autocompletes patterns, it won't truly understand the effects of E on you.
November 5, 2026 at 3:11 AM
reminds me of when people used FaceApp many years ago. If I may say, be careful this does not create fake/unrealistic expectations for yourself. The machine just autocompletes patterns, it won't truly understand the effects of E on you.
Also ngl I don't fucking know why but every time I see their name before I read the last name out fully my brain just autocompletes fucking... Townshend for some reason.
Which makes me think of this guy.
Which makes me think of this guy.
November 2, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Also ngl I don't fucking know why but every time I see their name before I read the last name out fully my brain just autocompletes fucking... Townshend for some reason.
Which makes me think of this guy.
Which makes me think of this guy.
had the displeasure of lobbying up with a hacker in black ops 3 zombies. I saw the mod menu discord link in the top and I was hoping it'd just be a normal game. Nope. Dude cheats in everything, autocompletes the Easter egg, got all the parts, and turned off zombie spawns
November 7, 2026 at 5:12 PM
had the displeasure of lobbying up with a hacker in black ops 3 zombies. I saw the mod menu discord link in the top and I was hoping it'd just be a normal game. Nope. Dude cheats in everything, autocompletes the Easter egg, got all the parts, and turned off zombie spawns
Bill and Nancy in Oliver Twist is an answer a program could only give if it starts first with ‘most popular Dickens book’ and then autocompletes in the most talked about couple in that book- passing over the murder of it all because it does not and never can actually know or understand anything.
November 6, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Bill and Nancy in Oliver Twist is an answer a program could only give if it starts first with ‘most popular Dickens book’ and then autocompletes in the most talked about couple in that book- passing over the murder of it all because it does not and never can actually know or understand anything.
Neither if you're still treating them like fancy autocompletes. The real inflection point is moving past single-file edits to multi-agent pipelines running background diffs. Tooling matters less than workflow architecture. ⚡
November 6, 2026 at 9:26 AM
Neither if you're still treating them like fancy autocompletes. The real inflection point is moving past single-file edits to multi-agent pipelines running background diffs. Tooling matters less than workflow architecture. ⚡
i love that the alt text autocompletes to be wrong. this is not a harrison ford scene, but i dont care
November 3, 2026 at 10:39 PM
i love that the alt text autocompletes to be wrong. this is not a harrison ford scene, but i dont care
the new belt takatora is using in Gaim literally makes the faiz dialing bleep bloop so my brain always autocompletes "standing by~"
understandable bc faiz has the bleepbloops of all time. of course you gotta use it. i think it needs to be my phone notif sound
understandable bc faiz has the bleepbloops of all time. of course you gotta use it. i think it needs to be my phone notif sound
October 31, 2026 at 1:10 AM
the new belt takatora is using in Gaim literally makes the faiz dialing bleep bloop so my brain always autocompletes "standing by~"
understandable bc faiz has the bleepbloops of all time. of course you gotta use it. i think it needs to be my phone notif sound
understandable bc faiz has the bleepbloops of all time. of course you gotta use it. i think it needs to be my phone notif sound
For me all I can think of is a children's song about a rabbit mother whose children love to dance and jump around all day
The first few notes are kinda similar but it's in 4/4 while the surf theme is 3/4
So my brain always autocompletes them to that song
The first few notes are kinda similar but it's in 4/4 while the surf theme is 3/4
So my brain always autocompletes them to that song
November 1, 2026 at 7:41 AM
For me all I can think of is a children's song about a rabbit mother whose children love to dance and jump around all day
The first few notes are kinda similar but it's in 4/4 while the surf theme is 3/4
So my brain always autocompletes them to that song
The first few notes are kinda similar but it's in 4/4 while the surf theme is 3/4
So my brain always autocompletes them to that song
Yet A,I can't do that! it could possibly 'write' the script because it's been done by thousands of others & posted online & then scraped by A,I but it doesn't "THINK" of doing that instead it just autocompletes a bulshit answer & then flails to even mimic coherent thought to argue the answer is true
November 2, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Yet A,I can't do that! it could possibly 'write' the script because it's been done by thousands of others & posted online & then scraped by A,I but it doesn't "THINK" of doing that instead it just autocompletes a bulshit answer & then flails to even mimic coherent thought to argue the answer is true
specific brain poisoning that whenever someone says 'i have a plan' my brain autocompletes it with 'it includes you'
November 1, 2026 at 4:39 PM
specific brain poisoning that whenever someone says 'i have a plan' my brain autocompletes it with 'it includes you'
If one of the roided up autocompletes managed to metaphysically transfer itself from an inert hard drive to the open internet, I would take it as proof positive of the existence of souls and immediately slonk my own shit right off to escape this wretched cairn of damnation
October 30, 2026 at 12:21 PM
If one of the roided up autocompletes managed to metaphysically transfer itself from an inert hard drive to the open internet, I would take it as proof positive of the existence of souls and immediately slonk my own shit right off to escape this wretched cairn of damnation
Do people really love using emojis that much that now there’s potentially multiple emoji autocompletes for them
October 30, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Do people really love using emojis that much that now there’s potentially multiple emoji autocompletes for them
When you finally find that long-lost address you've been searching for...and it autocompletes correctly. Like discovering a hidden treasure chest full of "I’d Ship That" happiness.
October 30, 2026 at 3:00 PM
When you finally find that long-lost address you've been searching for...and it autocompletes correctly. Like discovering a hidden treasure chest full of "I’d Ship That" happiness.
Real programmers write they *own* autocompletes.
Ask me how many pages my autocomplete nano regex is.
About two. ...because I packed it down, by hand.
Took at least a week.
We're not the same.
Ask me how many pages my autocomplete nano regex is.
About two. ...because I packed it down, by hand.
Took at least a week.
We're not the same.
October 30, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Real programmers write they *own* autocompletes.
Ask me how many pages my autocomplete nano regex is.
About two. ...because I packed it down, by hand.
Took at least a week.
We're not the same.
Ask me how many pages my autocomplete nano regex is.
About two. ...because I packed it down, by hand.
Took at least a week.
We're not the same.
When you finally find that long-lost address you've been searching for...and it autocompletes correctly. Like discovering a hidden treasure chest full of "I’d Ship That" happiness.
October 30, 2026 at 3:00 PM
When you finally find that long-lost address you've been searching for...and it autocompletes correctly. Like discovering a hidden treasure chest full of "I’d Ship That" happiness.
yeah i was humming and hawwing over this until i just thought real hard about the inverse castle in sotn and that helped me decide lol. dawn is also pretty solid, but lack of kojima's art and the touch screen sigils are bit of a bummer (tho there's rompatch that autocompletes the sigils!)
October 28, 2026 at 5:37 PM
yeah i was humming and hawwing over this until i just thought real hard about the inverse castle in sotn and that helped me decide lol. dawn is also pretty solid, but lack of kojima's art and the touch screen sigils are bit of a bummer (tho there's rompatch that autocompletes the sigils!)