I do not trust Trump with a bogroll.
August 29, 2026 at 10:02 AM
I do not trust Trump with a bogroll.
Where’s the fucking crochet crinoline bogroll lady???
September 27, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Where’s the fucking crochet crinoline bogroll lady???
What does one do with blotting paper in this day and age without fountain pens? My suggestion that we treat my wife's late grandpa's blotting paper, which she inherited, as bogroll received a downright frosty response.
June 20, 2026 at 10:20 PM
What does one do with blotting paper in this day and age without fountain pens? My suggestion that we treat my wife's late grandpa's blotting paper, which she inherited, as bogroll received a downright frosty response.
Bogroll rhino? *johnpeel.gif*
August 28, 2026 at 8:38 AM
Bogroll rhino? *johnpeel.gif*
I suspect that the same bogroll insanity will set in, while nobody is buying the useful stuff.
Sigh.
Sigh.
September 23, 2026 at 8:47 AM
I suspect that the same bogroll insanity will set in, while nobody is buying the useful stuff.
Sigh.
Sigh.
Five years ago today… (toilet humour, still available at Dippyfishcards.etsy.com)
March 11, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Five years ago today… (toilet humour, still available at Dippyfishcards.etsy.com)
The idea that market leaders don't collude in order to maximise profit is nonsense. Look at bogroll. All brands have increased the tube size and reduced roll girth, synchronised to within a couple of weeks of each other. Capitalism is a race to the bottom, literally in this case
December 10, 2025 at 8:55 AM
The idea that market leaders don't collude in order to maximise profit is nonsense. Look at bogroll. All brands have increased the tube size and reduced roll girth, synchronised to within a couple of weeks of each other. Capitalism is a race to the bottom, literally in this case
thankfully she recovered enough to STARE AT THE FUCKING BOGROLL AGAIN
April 22, 2026 at 11:51 AM
thankfully she recovered enough to STARE AT THE FUCKING BOGROLL AGAIN
This is elitist. What if I’ve got no imagination or patience or skill and want a bogroll rhino? Would you deny me just for your hate speech?
August 28, 2026 at 8:30 AM
This is elitist. What if I’ve got no imagination or patience or skill and want a bogroll rhino? Would you deny me just for your hate speech?
It's fine, Emmrich still love bogroll me
Seriously looking so attractive rn, having stuffed toilet paper up me nose because I forgot my antihistamines and it's the only way to stop me sneezing.
Call me bogroll Bessie beauty.
Call me bogroll Bessie beauty.
January 20, 2025 at 12:36 AM
It's fine, Emmrich still love bogroll me
And bogroll! Mustn't forget the bogroll! *Lots* of it.
Don’t forget to get enough food for 27 days as the shops will be shut for 12 hours over Xmas
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😂🤦♂️
December 24, 2025 at 1:28 PM
And bogroll! Mustn't forget the bogroll! *Lots* of it.
The telegraph is bogroll these days
October 31, 2024 at 9:03 PM
The telegraph is bogroll these days
I have a bathroom. One I don't need to share or restock with bogroll every other week. THIS IS LUXURY
October 16, 2024 at 11:27 PM
I have a bathroom. One I don't need to share or restock with bogroll every other week. THIS IS LUXURY
Have you seen the bogroll blockade runner?
May 4, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Have you seen the bogroll blockade runner?
Those new UK Gladiators in full:
Bloke
Pigeon
Anorak
Ginsters
Bagsy
Bakeoff
Spoons
Ledge
Kipper
Bogroll
Plattyjubes
Gocompare
Racism
Hootenanny
Steakbake
Matt Hancock
Bloke
Pigeon
Anorak
Ginsters
Bagsy
Bakeoff
Spoons
Ledge
Kipper
Bogroll
Plattyjubes
Gocompare
Racism
Hootenanny
Steakbake
Matt Hancock
January 13, 2024 at 11:14 AM
Those new UK Gladiators in full:
Bloke
Pigeon
Anorak
Ginsters
Bagsy
Bakeoff
Spoons
Ledge
Kipper
Bogroll
Plattyjubes
Gocompare
Racism
Hootenanny
Steakbake
Matt Hancock
Bloke
Pigeon
Anorak
Ginsters
Bagsy
Bakeoff
Spoons
Ledge
Kipper
Bogroll
Plattyjubes
Gocompare
Racism
Hootenanny
Steakbake
Matt Hancock
is nonsense. a polling hack whose CV is so puffed up Claude Littner wouldn't use it as bogroll serving as chief of staff to the prime minister? give me a fucking break.
May 9, 2025 at 9:16 PM
is nonsense. a polling hack whose CV is so puffed up Claude Littner wouldn't use it as bogroll serving as chief of staff to the prime minister? give me a fucking break.
I'm protecting these tiny white turnips, sown in bogroll inners, with sheep wool pellets. Most couthy old 'barriers' are a waste of time and money but these ones do last a little. 🌱
March 28, 2025 at 8:59 AM
I'm protecting these tiny white turnips, sown in bogroll inners, with sheep wool pellets. Most couthy old 'barriers' are a waste of time and money but these ones do last a little. 🌱
I fold rather than scrunch the bogroll, fellow alpha bloke.
January 12, 2025 at 9:53 AM
I fold rather than scrunch the bogroll, fellow alpha bloke.
He also helped AUS & AoNZ get through the covid lockdowns with a series of these gems:
m.youtube.com/watch?v=5wtS...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=5wtS...
CINEMA QUARANTINO PRESENTS DAS BOGROLL
YouTube video by Two Paddocks
m.youtube.com
July 13, 2026 at 11:26 PM
He also helped AUS & AoNZ get through the covid lockdowns with a series of these gems:
m.youtube.com/watch?v=5wtS...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=5wtS...
MONDAY: how I wish I were an oblivious little gerbil, sitting in an empty bogroll, gnawing on a sunflower seed
April 13, 2026 at 1:59 PM
MONDAY: how I wish I were an oblivious little gerbil, sitting in an empty bogroll, gnawing on a sunflower seed
I work for Xerox and I speak printer, and most of the time they're unhappy people mistreat them.
Feed in paper that's barely better than bogroll, clear jams when your crap paper inevitably jams by pulling it the wrong way, physically *beat* the machine... yeah, the machine spirit is pissed!
Feed in paper that's barely better than bogroll, clear jams when your crap paper inevitably jams by pulling it the wrong way, physically *beat* the machine... yeah, the machine spirit is pissed!
October 7, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I work for Xerox and I speak printer, and most of the time they're unhappy people mistreat them.
Feed in paper that's barely better than bogroll, clear jams when your crap paper inevitably jams by pulling it the wrong way, physically *beat* the machine... yeah, the machine spirit is pissed!
Feed in paper that's barely better than bogroll, clear jams when your crap paper inevitably jams by pulling it the wrong way, physically *beat* the machine... yeah, the machine spirit is pissed!
Favourite made-up US Ryder Cup players
Flip Burger
Chip Fatt
Jerry Bogroll
Sanderson Roundboy
Watt A. Pratt
Cory Crumpett
Jack Titzhoff
Anderson Champignon
Jeff Twatt
Flip Burger
Chip Fatt
Jerry Bogroll
Sanderson Roundboy
Watt A. Pratt
Cory Crumpett
Jack Titzhoff
Anderson Champignon
Jeff Twatt
September 29, 2023 at 5:44 AM
Favourite made-up US Ryder Cup players
Flip Burger
Chip Fatt
Jerry Bogroll
Sanderson Roundboy
Watt A. Pratt
Cory Crumpett
Jack Titzhoff
Anderson Champignon
Jeff Twatt
Flip Burger
Chip Fatt
Jerry Bogroll
Sanderson Roundboy
Watt A. Pratt
Cory Crumpett
Jack Titzhoff
Anderson Champignon
Jeff Twatt
Trump scroll of wisdom = Bogroll in a more common vernacular.
July 25, 2026 at 11:24 AM
Trump scroll of wisdom = Bogroll in a more common vernacular.