this Greenland thing is just the start of the next four years of Trump's barely coherent rambling and I really, really wish his garbled brainfarts weren't treated as Important News. They're brainfarts. That's it.
January 7, 2025 at 10:04 PM
this Greenland thing is just the start of the next four years of Trump's barely coherent rambling and I really, really wish his garbled brainfarts weren't treated as Important News. They're brainfarts. That's it.
Soms heb ik best wel diepzinnige brainfarts
September 22, 2026 at 10:23 AM
Soms heb ik best wel diepzinnige brainfarts
We had amazing ideas from the NFT bros like "what if you could OWN Mario in Mario Kart?" and other dogshit brainfarts because their only priority, their only consideration with doing anything is whether or not it's a worthwhile investment. Playing a game for the enjoyment? It simply didn't occur.
September 28, 2026 at 12:19 AM
We had amazing ideas from the NFT bros like "what if you could OWN Mario in Mario Kart?" and other dogshit brainfarts because their only priority, their only consideration with doing anything is whether or not it's a worthwhile investment. Playing a game for the enjoyment? It simply didn't occur.
gaslighting my brainfarts
May 23, 2026 at 12:26 AM
gaslighting my brainfarts
Warm up page of brainfarts. #amoutputting
August 22, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Warm up page of brainfarts. #amoutputting
Once again a succession of Trump brainfarts distracts from what the Israelis are targeting across Iran
March 30, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Once again a succession of Trump brainfarts distracts from what the Israelis are targeting across Iran
The sheer number of academics, analysts and journalists that got suckered into taking Witkoff's delusional brainfarts seriously will never cease to amaze
November 25, 2025 at 9:11 PM
The sheer number of academics, analysts and journalists that got suckered into taking Witkoff's delusional brainfarts seriously will never cease to amaze
I wouldn't listen to a (former) member of Mumford and Sons' opinions about music, so I'll be fucked if I'll give houseroom to brainfarts about immigration.
April 30, 2026 at 2:15 PM
I wouldn't listen to a (former) member of Mumford and Sons' opinions about music, so I'll be fucked if I'll give houseroom to brainfarts about immigration.
I agree. Emile does have some pretty spectacular brainfarts...
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October 9, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I agree. Emile does have some pretty spectacular brainfarts...
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One problem with how Trump's digital brainfarts keep soaking up attention is how it deflects attention away from what exactly the Israelis are up to
March 24, 2026 at 12:01 AM
One problem with how Trump's digital brainfarts keep soaking up attention is how it deflects attention away from what exactly the Israelis are up to
What a world we live in where human brainfarts run the biggest economy in the western world...
August 22, 2025 at 2:52 AM
What a world we live in where human brainfarts run the biggest economy in the western world...
I really wish news orgs would stop treating Musk brainfarts as if they're important or meaningful.
Elon Musk is considering removing Twitter / X platform from Europe over EU law
Musk considers removing X platform from Europe over EU law - Insider | Reuters
Elon Musk, owner of social media platform X, is considering removing the service formerly called Twitter from Europe in response to a new internet platform regulation in the region, news site Insider ...
www.reuters.com
October 19, 2023 at 9:40 AM
I really wish news orgs would stop treating Musk brainfarts as if they're important or meaningful.
... And cut taxes... and growth the economy whilst moving away from the EU.... and a million other impossible things before breakfast!
Stop reporting his brainfarts and start calling out his BS!
Stop reporting his brainfarts and start calling out his BS!
May 25, 2025 at 7:46 AM
... And cut taxes... and growth the economy whilst moving away from the EU.... and a million other impossible things before breakfast!
Stop reporting his brainfarts and start calling out his BS!
Stop reporting his brainfarts and start calling out his BS!
No Libyan faction will own up to this now so it's a complete non-starter. Journalists need to stop taking the Trump administration's delusional brainfarts as an indication of inevitable outcomes
BREAKING: The Trump administration is working on a plan to permanently relocate up to 1 million Palestinians from the Gaza Strip to Libya, five people with knowledge of the effort told NBC News.
Trump administration working on plan to move 1 million Palestinians to Libya
Details are murky and no final agreement has been reached, but the plan is under serious enough consideration that the administration has discussed it with Libyan leadership.
nbcnews.to
May 16, 2025 at 11:37 PM
No Libyan faction will own up to this now so it's a complete non-starter. Journalists need to stop taking the Trump administration's delusional brainfarts as an indication of inevitable outcomes
Great. Thanks to Labour dimwit MPs we've got another pillock pundit whose brainfarts are somehow now politically relevant
October 1, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Great. Thanks to Labour dimwit MPs we've got another pillock pundit whose brainfarts are somehow now politically relevant
🎶das ist die perfekte fontanelle🎶
*meine Brainfarts kurz bevor sie sich verselbstständigen
*meine Brainfarts kurz bevor sie sich verselbstständigen
🎶 Das ist die perfekte Frikadelle! 🎶
*Schnellimbissbetreiber betrachtet stolz sein Werk.
*Schnellimbissbetreiber betrachtet stolz sein Werk.
🎶 Das ist die perfekte Pelle! 🎶
*Wurstfabrikant betrachtet verzückt den Naturdarm.
*Wurstfabrikant betrachtet verzückt den Naturdarm.
July 19, 2024 at 9:28 AM
🎶das ist die perfekte fontanelle🎶
*meine Brainfarts kurz bevor sie sich verselbstständigen
*meine Brainfarts kurz bevor sie sich verselbstständigen
<profound thought of the day that makes everyone follow me not realising they're signing up for Warhammer and brainfarts>
May 14, 2025 at 7:12 AM
<profound thought of the day that makes everyone follow me not realising they're signing up for Warhammer and brainfarts>
at the very least, i wish bsky had the circles feature so i can save those who aren't interested the trouble of reading my brainfarts haha
February 19, 2026 at 1:54 PM
at the very least, i wish bsky had the circles feature so i can save those who aren't interested the trouble of reading my brainfarts haha
I have reposted this thrice thanks to typos and brainfarts and two still snuck in. RIP.
March 15, 2026 at 8:19 PM
I have reposted this thrice thanks to typos and brainfarts and two still snuck in. RIP.
Weren't the IEA the ones that inspired the Truss budget? They're just recanned billionaire brainfarts, to order.
December 15, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Weren't the IEA the ones that inspired the Truss budget? They're just recanned billionaire brainfarts, to order.
that's true, art heists require careful planning and strict secrecy, instead of sitting behind a microphone blasting dipshit brainfarts to the terminally credulous seventy hours a week
April 22, 2026 at 11:44 PM
that's true, art heists require careful planning and strict secrecy, instead of sitting behind a microphone blasting dipshit brainfarts to the terminally credulous seventy hours a week
Tbf, AI would actually be very good at reproducing the nonsensical word salads, random brainfarts, self-contradictions and disregard for reality.
When he finally dies all his dipshit fans are going to try to Ouija board him back up by talking to him with AI
August 30, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Tbf, AI would actually be very good at reproducing the nonsensical word salads, random brainfarts, self-contradictions and disregard for reality.
I always worry I come over as a total arse hole on social media. I just post without thinking so much. Just constantly writing out brainfarts and posting them onto the Internet.
I'm sorry if I'm annoying or anything 🙏
I'm sorry if I'm annoying or anything 🙏
May 11, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I always worry I come over as a total arse hole on social media. I just post without thinking so much. Just constantly writing out brainfarts and posting them onto the Internet.
I'm sorry if I'm annoying or anything 🙏
I'm sorry if I'm annoying or anything 🙏