Converting my 401K into cartons of cigarettes for barter before the market opens tomorrow.
April 2, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Converting my 401K into cartons of cigarettes for barter before the market opens tomorrow.
one question i have: who is milking the oats?
April 13, 2025 at 6:50 PM
one question i have: who is milking the oats?
Science Fun With Milk Cartons
August 4, 2024 at 9:05 AM
Science Fun With Milk Cartons
why aren’t missing dads pictured on cigarette cartons?
January 12, 2025 at 10:35 PM
why aren’t missing dads pictured on cigarette cartons?
I'm sorry, American friends, but we have to take back Superman, basketball, IMAX movies, egg cartons, and Keanu Reeves now. I wish it didn't have to be this way.
February 2, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I'm sorry, American friends, but we have to take back Superman, basketball, IMAX movies, egg cartons, and Keanu Reeves now. I wish it didn't have to be this way.
May 2, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I just want to be as stacked as my egg cartons 😭
August 10, 2025 at 6:27 AM
I just want to be as stacked as my egg cartons 😭
Trump looking through milk cartons: Would. Would…..Would yeah I guess. Wou
September 8, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Trump looking through milk cartons: Would. Would…..Would yeah I guess. Wou
Maybe print them as stickers and put them on egg cartons and gas pumps for the next three months?
January 30, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Maybe print them as stickers and put them on egg cartons and gas pumps for the next three months?
The eggs in Canada are so big and so plentiful they’re busting out of the cartons.
March 16, 2025 at 6:12 PM
The eggs in Canada are so big and so plentiful they’re busting out of the cartons.
Should we put him on milk cartons?
December 24, 2024 at 11:58 AM
Should we put him on milk cartons?
I did my part by buying three cartons of Ben & Jerry's at the bodega.
January 26, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I did my part by buying three cartons of Ben & Jerry's at the bodega.
Me talking about having four cartons of eggs to Americans
March 23, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Me talking about having four cartons of eggs to Americans
March 4, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Trump was so infuriated with Jeanine Pirro, he slapped a 600% tariff on wine cartons.
August 8, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Trump was so infuriated with Jeanine Pirro, he slapped a 600% tariff on wine cartons.
opens trenchcoat to reveal several cartons of eggs
February 13, 2025 at 4:00 AM
opens trenchcoat to reveal several cartons of eggs
🍓🍫🍈🍌 milk cartons!
April 1, 2025 at 9:15 PM
🍓🍫🍈🍌 milk cartons!
Well, at least there's that
September 26, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Well, at least there's that
why don’t cartons of detergent have pictures of missing socks on them
April 20, 2026 at 8:34 PM
why don’t cartons of detergent have pictures of missing socks on them
June 4, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Reporter: “Jeanine Pirro, do you plan on investigating J. Edgar Boozer handing out cartons of bourbon with taxpayers’ money?”
Pirro: “Investigate what? That it was delicious?”
Pirro: “Investigate what? That it was delicious?”
May 7, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Reporter: “Jeanine Pirro, do you plan on investigating J. Edgar Boozer handing out cartons of bourbon with taxpayers’ money?”
Pirro: “Investigate what? That it was delicious?”
Pirro: “Investigate what? That it was delicious?”
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April 7, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Cartons lucky strikes camel unfiltered near me