#chestburst
there's a new world order waiting to chestburst out of this one and we're currently in the "involuntarily shuddering and contorting and vomiting at dinner" phase
March 1, 2026 at 4:53 AM
December 14, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Me every time an Alien does a chestburst while I'm watching Alien movies:

"Hello my baby, hello my darling, hello my ragtime gal"
November 7, 2025 at 5:09 AM
I find it fascinating that we all collectively curated unspoken rules about vore, all subscribing to the idea that bellies are just over powerfully indestructible.

I don't even think hard vore artists even humor the idea that a prey could absolutely chestburst out of their pred with enough effort.
July 19, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Café. In the 22 minute zone of limpid thoughts & ginger writing before the whole of caffeination hits & I chestburst confetti.
January 17, 2024 at 6:09 PM
Happy chestburst day.
July 1, 2026 at 10:23 AM
A thing to remember is that Elon Musk and Donald Trump and their entire ideological faction are not actually loyal to America in any sort of patriotic sense, not even the America of traditional conservativism.

They see it as a suitable host body for their preferred ideology to chestburst out of.
February 3, 2025 at 6:56 PM
The big twist is that the alien can only chestburst out of thin people so the company’s perfect organism is practically useless on Earth.
Noah Hawley's Alien: Earth (Hulu, 2025): First look!

The story takes place at the end of this century, around the time of Prometheus (2012), but on...wait for it... Earth. However, "this ship collected specimens from a faraway moon. Monsters."
November 12, 2024 at 3:29 PM
we probably wouldn't have had such a big problem with the xenomorphs if they didn't chestburst and instead were just like vomitdoers
April 8, 2026 at 9:37 AM
this guy will just randomly chestburst out of a cactus to bloom and set seed

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Tristerix aphyllus - Wikipedia
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August 25, 2024 at 11:02 PM
An alien chestburst could fix me.
December 22, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I think violence is worse as well. When I was a kid, probably no older than 12 or something, I saw a bit of Alien when my parents were matching it in the lounge, and the chestburst scene horrified me. To this day I still can't watch excessive blood or bodily harm.
July 27, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I'll settle for Chris Pratt getting chestburst tbh

The character or the actor, I'm not fussy
November 29, 2023 at 8:42 AM
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BASSAULT US - CHESTBURST CATACLYSM (FT. JESSE OF HATE COMPLEX) [OFFICIAL LYRIC VIDEO] (2025) SW EXCL
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March 18, 2026 at 5:06 AM
possibly but isn't a more likely explanation that outlook installed itself autonomously as a sort of xenomorph parasite that will chestburst itself to galactic dominance
April 4, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Not to mention his omenpath finding abilities enabling him to not chestburst out of Chandra
October 7, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Boy I have mixed feelings. Some neat and fun parts in the first half - the xenussy! the really visceral chestburst! the acid drip death! - and then that second half is a combination of "too many climaxes" and "more callbacks than original ideas"
December 19, 2024 at 4:09 AM
Who wants to draw this diva trying (and failing) to chestburst Dexy 🥰
[Commission]
Xenomorph version of @dexyiv.bsky.social sona!
#xenomorph #xenomorphqueen
October 17, 2024 at 3:05 AM
A progressive party most form and hollow out the democrats the way the radical right did the Republicans.

We need to chestburst these weak willed liberal fucks.
December 13, 2024 at 2:00 AM
And right after the chestburst they put on a top hat and dance and sing Hello My Baby?
August 3, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Melania in particular looks like someone who had no idea (photo below) but subsequently was clued in prior to that group photo. Nice fkn smirk.

If this was staged, smart not to read too many people in beforehand, ensuring genuine reactions (like Ridley Scott w/ the 1st chestburst scene in Alien).
April 26, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Blue party would rather be red than rainbow, we need to chestburst something more progressive outta there before it’s too late
November 20, 2024 at 4:13 PM
Tyrants gonna chestburst outta your ballbag. Ballburst? 🤔
September 17, 2026 at 3:46 AM
Xeno-vember, also known as no chestburst November.
November 11, 2024 at 5:56 AM
Least the baddies get a cool new woman.

Who's special power is *checks notes* making crystals chestburst out of you.
November 17, 2025 at 2:10 PM