Starting an OnlyFans but just for x-rays, MRIs, and colonoscopies
December 30, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Starting an OnlyFans but just for x-rays, MRIs, and colonoscopies
Get your colonoscopies, folks. Shockingly easy and worth it if only for peace of mind.
November 13, 2024 at 7:12 PM
Get your colonoscopies, folks. Shockingly easy and worth it if only for peace of mind.
*We need Medicare for all with colonoscopies fully covered at age 40
February 11, 2026 at 8:51 PM
*We need Medicare for all with colonoscopies fully covered at age 40
You have to get 2 colonoscopies.
December 14, 2025 at 3:35 PM
You have to get 2 colonoscopies.
The last gasps of summer, as I celebrate 13 years cancer free.
My last chemo.
I've gone from quarterly scans to 3 yearly colonoscopies.
I am one incredibly lucky woman.
My last chemo.
I've gone from quarterly scans to 3 yearly colonoscopies.
I am one incredibly lucky woman.
September 9, 2026 at 7:07 AM
The last gasps of summer, as I celebrate 13 years cancer free.
My last chemo.
I've gone from quarterly scans to 3 yearly colonoscopies.
I am one incredibly lucky woman.
My last chemo.
I've gone from quarterly scans to 3 yearly colonoscopies.
I am one incredibly lucky woman.
It's important we use Woke 2 as a decoy and put a bunch of stuff in it. "We will and must ban HGTV." "Abolish Olympic dressage." "Mandatory colonoscopies at age 25." We run on Woke 5.
August 11, 2026 at 4:33 PM
It's important we use Woke 2 as a decoy and put a bunch of stuff in it. "We will and must ban HGTV." "Abolish Olympic dressage." "Mandatory colonoscopies at age 25." We run on Woke 5.
Top five things people who follow me post about:
1. Trump
2. Elon Musk
3. Dogs
4. Colonoscopies
5. Cats
1. Trump
2. Elon Musk
3. Dogs
4. Colonoscopies
5. Cats
December 5, 2024 at 2:52 AM
Top five things people who follow me post about:
1. Trump
2. Elon Musk
3. Dogs
4. Colonoscopies
5. Cats
1. Trump
2. Elon Musk
3. Dogs
4. Colonoscopies
5. Cats
There are colonoscopies everywhere for those with the eyes to see.
March 27, 2025 at 10:06 PM
There are colonoscopies everywhere for those with the eyes to see.
i think we should normalize applying the word "aced" to our colonoscopies.
November 15, 2025 at 8:40 PM
i think we should normalize applying the word "aced" to our colonoscopies.
Love Boat kept so many talented people in colonoscopies.
September 25, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Love Boat kept so many talented people in colonoscopies.
The receptionist at the colonoscopy center asked me to provide photo ID, so I asked, “Do you get a lot of people impersonating others to have fraudulent colonoscopies?”
September 23, 2024 at 10:57 PM
The receptionist at the colonoscopy center asked me to provide photo ID, so I asked, “Do you get a lot of people impersonating others to have fraudulent colonoscopies?”
You know what sucks about getting old?
Colonoscopies.
Colonoscopies.
September 9, 2024 at 1:30 AM
You know what sucks about getting old?
Colonoscopies.
Colonoscopies.
GET CANCER SCREENED! With rising cancer rates in younger adults, experts emphasize better tests
Screening procedures like colonoscopies and mammograms are still ‘vastly underutilized’ www.statnews.com/2024/11/18/w...
Screening procedures like colonoscopies and mammograms are still ‘vastly underutilized’ www.statnews.com/2024/11/18/w...
With rising cancer rates in younger adults, experts emphasize better tests
Screening procedures like colonoscopies and mammograms are still "vastly underutilized."
www.statnews.com
November 18, 2024 at 9:53 AM
GET CANCER SCREENED! With rising cancer rates in younger adults, experts emphasize better tests
Screening procedures like colonoscopies and mammograms are still ‘vastly underutilized’ www.statnews.com/2024/11/18/w...
Screening procedures like colonoscopies and mammograms are still ‘vastly underutilized’ www.statnews.com/2024/11/18/w...
One down, the equivalent of 9 colonoscopies while awake to go. 😭
January 1, 2026 at 4:12 AM
One down, the equivalent of 9 colonoscopies while awake to go. 😭
I'm going to get my family one of those big packs of 48 colonoscopies. Hear they are cheaper that way.
December 15, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I'm going to get my family one of those big packs of 48 colonoscopies. Hear they are cheaper that way.
A study in Poland found that doctors appeared less likely to detect abnormalities during colonoscopies on their own after they'd grown used to help from an AI tool.
Research suggests doctors might quickly become dependent on AI
A study in Poland found that doctors appeared less likely to detect abnormalities during colonoscopies on their own after they'd grown used to help from an AI tool.
n.pr
August 20, 2025 at 10:28 AM
A study in Poland found that doctors appeared less likely to detect abnormalities during colonoscopies on their own after they'd grown used to help from an AI tool.
if you understood that, reminder that the recommendation is now to start getting colonoscopies at age 45
February 28, 2026 at 11:43 PM
if you understood that, reminder that the recommendation is now to start getting colonoscopies at age 45
Experiencing the passage of time in the slow uptick of improv scenes I watch that are about colonoscopies
September 24, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Experiencing the passage of time in the slow uptick of improv scenes I watch that are about colonoscopies
“UnitedHealthcare now advising customers to perform at-home colonoscopies by inserting their cell phones into their rectums.” - I give it less then 24 months until they’re pushing this agenda.
September 30, 2026 at 12:34 PM
“UnitedHealthcare now advising customers to perform at-home colonoscopies by inserting their cell phones into their rectums.” - I give it less then 24 months until they’re pushing this agenda.
Again, I wonder how routine colonoscopies use a weapon of mass destruction as a sedative.
President Trump describes fentanyl as a weapon of mass destruction that fuels lawlessness, saying the opioid is “closer to a chemical weapon than a narcotic.” But some experts say it is a stretch to call an addictive drug a weapon of mass destruction.
Trump declared fentanyl a weapon of mass destruction. What does it mean?
The declaration of fentanyl a weapon of mass destruction is the latest move by President Donald Trump casting the nation’s deadly drug crisis as a national security issue.
wapo.st
December 17, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Again, I wonder how routine colonoscopies use a weapon of mass destruction as a sedative.
COLONOSCOPIES ARE YOUR FRIEND
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So my darlings, here's a little story about the importance of preventative health. Spoiler: I'm fine. I'm going to be just fine. I mean. Most likely. But one thing I know for absolutely certain, if I had delayed taking action by a year, or even six months, this would be a VASTLY different story.
So my darlings, here's a little story about the importance of preventative health. Spoiler: I'm fine. I'm going to be just fine. I mean. Most likely. But one thing I know for absolutely certain, if I had delayed taking action by a year, or even six months, this would be a VASTLY different story.
August 11, 2026 at 9:04 PM
COLONOSCOPIES ARE YOUR FRIEND
Colonoscopies are a snap. It's the prep that kills ya.
July 1, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Colonoscopies are a snap. It's the prep that kills ya.
Real man get colonoscopies because real men do not want to die from colon cancer !
January 5, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Real man get colonoscopies because real men do not want to die from colon cancer !
I don't see how this is possible. I've already had two colonoscopies!
February 24, 2026 at 1:06 AM
I don't see how this is possible. I've already had two colonoscopies!