You know you've made it in life when you're a freaking Aircon Marshall 🫡 #CorporateBS
January 12, 2026 at 2:51 PM
You know you've made it in life when you're a freaking Aircon Marshall 🫡 #CorporateBS
Semantic versioning is so last year, my workplace has adopted cutting edge vibes versioning. We're on major version 5 with no breaking changes for pretty much marketing reasons lmao #coding #semver #corporatebs
November 28, 2024 at 11:42 AM
Semantic versioning is so last year, my workplace has adopted cutting edge vibes versioning. We're on major version 5 with no breaking changes for pretty much marketing reasons lmao #coding #semver #corporatebs
"Executive presence" is corporate nonsense. They want gravitas without authority. #Leadership #CorporateBS #HR
Brandi Copeland is our special guest in the new episode: buff.ly/JednV5n
Brandi Copeland is our special guest in the new episode: buff.ly/JednV5n
September 16, 2026 at 9:36 PM
"Executive presence" is corporate nonsense. They want gravitas without authority. #Leadership #CorporateBS #HR
Brandi Copeland is our special guest in the new episode: buff.ly/JednV5n
Brandi Copeland is our special guest in the new episode: buff.ly/JednV5n
‘Committed to personal development’ in job ads = meaningless fluff. No one checks. #HiringTruths #CorporateBS
This week’s episode is on YouTube, Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or your favourite podcast app: buff.ly/lENHywb
This week’s episode is on YouTube, Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or your favourite podcast app: buff.ly/lENHywb
April 13, 2026 at 9:37 PM
‘Committed to personal development’ in job ads = meaningless fluff. No one checks. #HiringTruths #CorporateBS
This week’s episode is on YouTube, Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or your favourite podcast app: buff.ly/lENHywb
This week’s episode is on YouTube, Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or your favourite podcast app: buff.ly/lENHywb
If you have Kindle books, download them to your PC now. Amazon is taking that away February 26. You will only be able to access them through their app after that (and they can delete/change them as they like, too) #Kindle #Amazon #CorporateBS
youtu.be/KMoCzeGnIss?...
youtu.be/KMoCzeGnIss?...
Amazon are changing the way you own your Kindle books - you have 10 days to react
YouTube video by CriminOlly
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February 17, 2025 at 2:21 PM
If you have Kindle books, download them to your PC now. Amazon is taking that away February 26. You will only be able to access them through their app after that (and they can delete/change them as they like, too) #Kindle #Amazon #CorporateBS
youtu.be/KMoCzeGnIss?...
youtu.be/KMoCzeGnIss?...
@gofundme.com Real slick corporate dodge here smh. People asked me why I don't create a go fund me page. This is why. This is 2nd one that's has been taken down without explanation. Stinks of targeting #shadowbans #ipflagged #gangstalking #spiritualwarfare #nogooddeeds #corporatebs #ineedhelpfrfr
June 20, 2025 at 8:43 PM
@gofundme.com Real slick corporate dodge here smh. People asked me why I don't create a go fund me page. This is why. This is 2nd one that's has been taken down without explanation. Stinks of targeting #shadowbans #ipflagged #gangstalking #spiritualwarfare #nogooddeeds #corporatebs #ineedhelpfrfr
The RTO mantra in corporate America makes no sense. Here I am working in a building and my supervisor and manager are on the complete opposite side of the country. Collaboration my ass.
#returntooffice #corporateBS #remotework #lifebalance
#returntooffice #corporateBS #remotework #lifebalance
March 6, 2024 at 9:34 PM
The RTO mantra in corporate America makes no sense. Here I am working in a building and my supervisor and manager are on the complete opposite side of the country. Collaboration my ass.
#returntooffice #corporateBS #remotework #lifebalance
#returntooffice #corporateBS #remotework #lifebalance
Happy Capitalism Appreciation Day! Nothing says 'I love you' like overpriced roses, forced romance, and a Hallmark card written by someone else. If your relationship depends on a $200 dinner and a stuffed bear, you’ve got bigger problems.
#ValentinesDay #CorporateBS
#ValentinesDay #CorporateBS
February 13, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Happy Capitalism Appreciation Day! Nothing says 'I love you' like overpriced roses, forced romance, and a Hallmark card written by someone else. If your relationship depends on a $200 dinner and a stuffed bear, you’ve got bigger problems.
#ValentinesDay #CorporateBS
#ValentinesDay #CorporateBS
no cutlery or banana for size/scale perspective. $11 with tax, $13 with tip, $15 with drink...
you were saying....? #corporateBS
you were saying....? #corporateBS
August 24, 2025 at 1:34 PM
no cutlery or banana for size/scale perspective. $11 with tax, $13 with tip, $15 with drink...
you were saying....? #corporateBS
you were saying....? #corporateBS
Ok Sling TV can no longer air commercials at their $40/month as I pay 45 & now they’re raising it again due to inflation-Really? Biggest bunch of bs! #pricegauging #corporatebs
December 10, 2024 at 6:10 PM
Ok Sling TV can no longer air commercials at their $40/month as I pay 45 & now they’re raising it again due to inflation-Really? Biggest bunch of bs! #pricegauging #corporatebs
In a company wide project kick off meeting and the term “AI integration” keeps sneaking in as a bullet point. Looks like business daddy has succumbed to the corporate marketing BS. #ai #yawn #CorporateBS
June 24, 2025 at 8:44 AM
In a company wide project kick off meeting and the term “AI integration” keeps sneaking in as a bullet point. Looks like business daddy has succumbed to the corporate marketing BS. #ai #yawn #CorporateBS
"ThE oNLy tImE I cOuLd fiNd tO mEeT wAs dUriNg LuNcH!"
No. You did NOT find time to meet during lunch, because everyone has it blocked on their calendars. You just took it anyway, because you felt your convenience was more important than your team's biological necessity.
#petPeeve #CorporateBS
No. You did NOT find time to meet during lunch, because everyone has it blocked on their calendars. You just took it anyway, because you felt your convenience was more important than your team's biological necessity.
#petPeeve #CorporateBS
August 3, 2026 at 3:44 AM
"ThE oNLy tImE I cOuLd fiNd tO mEeT wAs dUriNg LuNcH!"
No. You did NOT find time to meet during lunch, because everyone has it blocked on their calendars. You just took it anyway, because you felt your convenience was more important than your team's biological necessity.
#petPeeve #CorporateBS
No. You did NOT find time to meet during lunch, because everyone has it blocked on their calendars. You just took it anyway, because you felt your convenience was more important than your team's biological necessity.
#petPeeve #CorporateBS
Ah, greenwashing—the perfect way to distract from supporting apartheid. "Look at our eco-initiatives!" (Meanwhile, silent on Palestine.) 🎭
#Greenwashing #PalestineSolidarity #CorporateBS #BoycottDivestSanction #BDS
#Greenwashing #PalestineSolidarity #CorporateBS #BoycottDivestSanction #BDS
Robert Kraft says Ed Sheeran asked him to donate $2m to aid after Macklemore backlash
It comes after Macklemore pledged $1m to Palestinian causes, challenging the tycoon to match the sum.
www.bbc.com
September 17, 2026 at 8:22 AM
Ah, greenwashing—the perfect way to distract from supporting apartheid. "Look at our eco-initiatives!" (Meanwhile, silent on Palestine.) 🎭
#Greenwashing #PalestineSolidarity #CorporateBS #BoycottDivestSanction #BDS
#Greenwashing #PalestineSolidarity #CorporateBS #BoycottDivestSanction #BDS
Ah, greenwashing—the perfect way to distract from supporting apartheid. "Look at our eco-initiatives!" (Meanwhile, silent on Palestine.) 🎭
#Greenwashing #PalestineSolidarity #CorporateBS #BoycottDivestSanction #BDS
#Greenwashing #PalestineSolidarity #CorporateBS #BoycottDivestSanction #BDS
Robert Kraft says Ed Sheeran asked him to donate $2m to aid after Macklemore backlash
It comes after Macklemore pledged $1m to Palestinian causes, challenging the tycoon to match the sum.
www.bbc.com
September 17, 2026 at 8:23 AM
Ah, greenwashing—the perfect way to distract from supporting apartheid. "Look at our eco-initiatives!" (Meanwhile, silent on Palestine.) 🎭
#Greenwashing #PalestineSolidarity #CorporateBS #BoycottDivestSanction #BDS
#Greenwashing #PalestineSolidarity #CorporateBS #BoycottDivestSanction #BDS
When I worked for them (the last time) I would make jokes about former Baristas being afflicted "Matcha Lung" in their sunset years. (Seriously, that powdered shit gets everywhere.) Well, this isn't about Matcha, but... #CorporateBS #Starbucks #WorkRelatedInjury
Starbucks Just Got Caught... Americans Knew Something Was Wrong
YouTube video by A Homestead Journey
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August 5, 2026 at 9:56 PM
When I worked for them (the last time) I would make jokes about former Baristas being afflicted "Matcha Lung" in their sunset years. (Seriously, that powdered shit gets everywhere.) Well, this isn't about Matcha, but... #CorporateBS #Starbucks #WorkRelatedInjury
No excuses. Get out of #Russia now > https://news.sky.com/story/from-whoppers-to-magnums-the-firms-staying-put-in-russia-despite-ukraine-war-13190468 #corporatebs
From Whoppers to Magnums: The firms staying put in Russia...
Starbucks and McDonald's were among those to pull out as ...
news.sky.com
November 23, 2024 at 5:59 AM
There are worse things in life than having been on hold with IKEA for so long that I have their hold music stuck in my head.
I just can't think of any right now.
#corporatebs
I just can't think of any right now.
#corporatebs
October 22, 2025 at 7:48 PM
There are worse things in life than having been on hold with IKEA for so long that I have their hold music stuck in my head.
I just can't think of any right now.
#corporatebs
I just can't think of any right now.
#corporatebs
Thought leader is just corporate speak for I’ve got a LinkedIn Premium account and a lot of time to waste.
#CorporateBS
#CorporateBS
May 7, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Thought leader is just corporate speak for I’ve got a LinkedIn Premium account and a lot of time to waste.
#CorporateBS
#CorporateBS
DEI won’t save you if you’re still hiring clones with better PR. #CorporateBS
August 25, 2025 at 5:02 AM
DEI won’t save you if you’re still hiring clones with better PR. #CorporateBS
Colbert is one of ghe bravest men on air these days.
CBS? CBS =
#CowardlyBroadcastingSystem
#CowardsBeScared of Trump
#ConsciouslyBeingSissies
#CorporateBS
🙄🙄🙄
Feel free to add your own anagram to the list.
CBS? CBS =
#CowardlyBroadcastingSystem
#CowardsBeScared of Trump
#ConsciouslyBeingSissies
#CorporateBS
🙄🙄🙄
Feel free to add your own anagram to the list.
February 17, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Colbert is one of ghe bravest men on air these days.
CBS? CBS =
#CowardlyBroadcastingSystem
#CowardsBeScared of Trump
#ConsciouslyBeingSissies
#CorporateBS
🙄🙄🙄
Feel free to add your own anagram to the list.
CBS? CBS =
#CowardlyBroadcastingSystem
#CowardsBeScared of Trump
#ConsciouslyBeingSissies
#CorporateBS
🙄🙄🙄
Feel free to add your own anagram to the list.
It's that special time of the year where I unsubscribe from all the corporate newsletters I never read nor signed up for! 🤩
Also, why does every single company now feel obligated to host a webinar that will tell me all the things they just sent me in their newsletter?
#CorporateBS
Also, why does every single company now feel obligated to host a webinar that will tell me all the things they just sent me in their newsletter?
#CorporateBS
December 26, 2024 at 12:15 PM
It's that special time of the year where I unsubscribe from all the corporate newsletters I never read nor signed up for! 🤩
Also, why does every single company now feel obligated to host a webinar that will tell me all the things they just sent me in their newsletter?
#CorporateBS
Also, why does every single company now feel obligated to host a webinar that will tell me all the things they just sent me in their newsletter?
#CorporateBS
Team building activities? So now we're supposed to *craft* friendships outside of work too? Guess I'll be sharpening my sarcasm instead of my knitting needles. 🙄 #CorporateBS #DIY #TeamBuilding #Sarcasm
March 17, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Team building activities? So now we're supposed to *craft* friendships outside of work too? Guess I'll be sharpening my sarcasm instead of my knitting needles. 🙄 #CorporateBS #DIY #TeamBuilding #Sarcasm
"Employee engagement surveys to measure trust." Sure, Jan. Like *that's* ever gonna lead to actual change. More likely it'll be filed under "Things We Pretend to Care About." 🙄 #CorporateBS #DesignThinking #CommunityBuilding
March 15, 2025 at 10:27 AM
"Employee engagement surveys to measure trust." Sure, Jan. Like *that's* ever gonna lead to actual change. More likely it'll be filed under "Things We Pretend to Care About." 🙄 #CorporateBS #DesignThinking #CommunityBuilding