DEMOCRAT: you guys are weird
REPUBLICAN, chuckling: awfully rich for someone with the cranial physiognomy of a costermonger to be saying that
REPUBLICAN, chuckling: awfully rich for someone with the cranial physiognomy of a costermonger to be saying that
July 29, 2024 at 8:09 PM
DEMOCRAT: you guys are weird
REPUBLICAN, chuckling: awfully rich for someone with the cranial physiognomy of a costermonger to be saying that
REPUBLICAN, chuckling: awfully rich for someone with the cranial physiognomy of a costermonger to be saying that
(confused that the man he hired with the perfect cranial proportions has not fixed the tech issues yet)
Can’t believe Twitter keeps crashing despite Elon hiring the best 19-year-old interns that racism has to offer
March 10, 2025 at 4:59 PM
(confused that the man he hired with the perfect cranial proportions has not fixed the tech issues yet)
Give it to Hillary. That ought to induce a cranial aneurysm.
July 29, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Give it to Hillary. That ought to induce a cranial aneurysm.
Don't do heroin kids, the long lasting side affects of cranial logic malformation is real.
October 9, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Don't do heroin kids, the long lasting side affects of cranial logic malformation is real.
Full cranial angora snood.
September 30, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Full cranial angora snood.
That whole mid cranial region is just a DMZ ain’t it?
May 21, 2026 at 8:44 PM
That whole mid cranial region is just a DMZ ain’t it?
I call it seasoning the baby and have decided its good for cranial development.
days since I have avoided dropping food on my daughter's head: 0
July 23, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I call it seasoning the baby and have decided its good for cranial development.
You could, for instance, tell if someone had the sloping brow and cranial bumpage of a career criminal
A new paper suggests a photo can tell a recruiter much about an applicant’s personality
Should facial analysis help determine whom companies hire?
A new paper suggests a photo can tell a recruiter much about an applicant’s personality
econ.st
November 7, 2025 at 2:02 AM
You could, for instance, tell if someone had the sloping brow and cranial bumpage of a career criminal
It's Florida, the cranial cooker of states.
March 12, 2026 at 8:23 PM
It's Florida, the cranial cooker of states.
MIKE D: Cranial hemorrhage means we got a brain
EVERY BEASTIE BOY: BLAND
MIKE D: It impairs cognition of the words we
EVERY BEASTIE BOY: LUNG
EVERY BEASTIE BOY: BLAND
MIKE D: It impairs cognition of the words we
EVERY BEASTIE BOY: LUNG
April 14, 2026 at 3:51 PM
MIKE D: Cranial hemorrhage means we got a brain
EVERY BEASTIE BOY: BLAND
MIKE D: It impairs cognition of the words we
EVERY BEASTIE BOY: LUNG
EVERY BEASTIE BOY: BLAND
MIKE D: It impairs cognition of the words we
EVERY BEASTIE BOY: LUNG
They prefer “cranial realism” please!
August 23, 2026 at 12:35 PM
They prefer “cranial realism” please!
October 28, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Sadly, this appears to be real. It makes me need a cranial malaise escape pod (an Advil).
July 3, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Sadly, this appears to be real. It makes me need a cranial malaise escape pod (an Advil).
He has a cranial rectal issue.
January 22, 2026 at 3:48 AM
He has a cranial rectal issue.
so it was a cranial mri and it came back extremely dirty
*LEAVITT SAYS HER TEAM IS RELEASING TRUMP MRI RESULTS
*LEAVITT: TRUMP MRI WAS PREVENTATIVE CARDIOVASCULAR IMAGING
*LEAVITT: TRUMP'S CARDIOVASCULAR SYSTEM SHOWS EXCELLENT HEALTH
*LEAVITT: TRUMP ABDOMINAL IMAGING PERFECTLY NORMAL
*LEAVITT: EVERYTHING EVALUATED IS FUNCTIONING W/ NORMAL LIMITS
*LEAVITT: TRUMP MRI WAS PREVENTATIVE CARDIOVASCULAR IMAGING
*LEAVITT: TRUMP'S CARDIOVASCULAR SYSTEM SHOWS EXCELLENT HEALTH
*LEAVITT: TRUMP ABDOMINAL IMAGING PERFECTLY NORMAL
*LEAVITT: EVERYTHING EVALUATED IS FUNCTIONING W/ NORMAL LIMITS
December 1, 2025 at 6:58 PM
so it was a cranial mri and it came back extremely dirty
Disgnosis: cranial-rectal insertion.
January 22, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Disgnosis: cranial-rectal insertion.
We do, however, know rectal-cranial inversion when we see it.
April 19, 2026 at 4:08 AM
We do, however, know rectal-cranial inversion when we see it.
I think about "send me your cranial measurements you old Yakubian ape I must study you for science" a lot
April 2, 2026 at 10:40 AM
I think about "send me your cranial measurements you old Yakubian ape I must study you for science" a lot
Soon I’ll be disgustingly rich enough to have an exhausted doctor give me a whispered cranial nerve exam every day
October 1, 2026 at 6:48 AM
Soon I’ll be disgustingly rich enough to have an exhausted doctor give me a whispered cranial nerve exam every day
Collection of cranial anomalies from recent years. All done with ink/watercolor
June 1, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Collection of cranial anomalies from recent years. All done with ink/watercolor
Nothing says "collaborative workspace" like a surprise cranial adjustment during the morning standup.
September 28, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Nothing says "collaborative workspace" like a surprise cranial adjustment during the morning standup.
*falls over from cranial weight*
March 11, 2025 at 12:58 AM
*falls over from cranial weight*
Do those weirdo phrenologists have a number you can brag about? “I have a 56% cranial largeness” or similar?
October 1, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Do those weirdo phrenologists have a number you can brag about? “I have a 56% cranial largeness” or similar?
2006: Uhh, the Roomba ate my homework? 😬🤣
2026: The Roomba did my homework. ☺️ And it told me to tell you I have the cranial features of a warrior poet
2026: The Roomba did my homework. ☺️ And it told me to tell you I have the cranial features of a warrior poet
July 8, 2026 at 2:02 AM
2006: Uhh, the Roomba ate my homework? 😬🤣
2026: The Roomba did my homework. ☺️ And it told me to tell you I have the cranial features of a warrior poet
2026: The Roomba did my homework. ☺️ And it told me to tell you I have the cranial features of a warrior poet