dudes will be like “uhhhh i accidentally cumbed in my coffee and it actually tasted kinda good. thoughts???”
September 4, 2025 at 7:04 PM
dudes will be like “uhhhh i accidentally cumbed in my coffee and it actually tasted kinda good. thoughts???”
i sucked jabbas dick til he salacious cumbed
September 11, 2026 at 1:24 PM
i sucked jabbas dick til he salacious cumbed
he cumbed harder than he ever has in his life, and now the only thing that can make him hard is industrial equipment.
Jeremy Renner was run over by a seven-ton snowplow a little over two years ago. In a new memoir, he wrote that as he lay near death, he experienced something extraordinary.
Jeremy Renner and the Science of Extraordinary Near-Death Experiences
A little over two years ago, the actor was run over by a snowplow. Like thousands of others, he then felt an “exhilarating peace.” Why?
www.nytimes.com
May 3, 2025 at 2:45 AM
he cumbed harder than he ever has in his life, and now the only thing that can make him hard is industrial equipment.
RIP John Bolton. The US finally started bombing Iran and he just cumbed to death from it
someone on marketplace has been trying to sell this couch for weeks and the price keeps getting lower and I just don’t think thats the issue
March 13, 2026 at 9:22 PM
RIP John Bolton. The US finally started bombing Iran and he just cumbed to death from it
uhhhh, well it was an accident. but i accidentally cumbed in my coffee and it tasted kinda good. thoughts???
September 4, 2025 at 7:05 PM
uhhhh, well it was an accident. but i accidentally cumbed in my coffee and it tasted kinda good. thoughts???
now i ain’t no high falootin city slicker with their gooon caves and sex dungeons and what not but i have cumbed 5 times already faster’n a jackrabbit in matin season yer honor
January 8, 2025 at 7:23 PM
now i ain’t no high falootin city slicker with their gooon caves and sex dungeons and what not but i have cumbed 5 times already faster’n a jackrabbit in matin season yer honor
It's only Monday and I'm hot and horny again... my mouth is ready for your cock and my clit has been pre-cumbed for you 🥒💦💦👅
January 7, 2026 at 10:04 AM
It's only Monday and I'm hot and horny again... my mouth is ready for your cock and my clit has been pre-cumbed for you 🥒💦💦👅
Making a mess on the hotel bed.
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August 9, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Making a mess on the hotel bed.
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just cumbed in mypants reading this
July 29, 2025 at 9:36 PM
just cumbed in mypants reading this
Slithering inside of you and jerking off until you're more cumbed than rat. :)
July 12, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Slithering inside of you and jerking off until you're more cumbed than rat. :)
ma'am your visual novel cured my many maladies . I also cried and peed and cumbed. be proud
January 18, 2026 at 3:38 PM
ma'am your visual novel cured my many maladies . I also cried and peed and cumbed. be proud
being a person who "just knows a lot of stuff" lost a bit of its luster with the ascendancy of the internet and search engines but now that Google is a shitscape and AI has farded and shidded and cumbed all over people's brains we are so back baby
I think it's fun being a trivia-brained person because this kind of thing has been said regularly to me since I was a kid.
July 16, 2026 at 5:05 AM
being a person who "just knows a lot of stuff" lost a bit of its luster with the ascendancy of the internet and search engines but now that Google is a shitscape and AI has farded and shidded and cumbed all over people's brains we are so back baby
Cumbed all over my face this morning while jerking off.🥴
March 3, 2026 at 7:30 AM
Cumbed all over my face this morning while jerking off.🥴
now you can lay on him like a cumbed
July 11, 2025 at 12:52 PM
now you can lay on him like a cumbed
ommmgaswaseawaweawa I cumbed instantly
awesome amazing idk if you'll do another one like this but I rly loveed this
awesome amazing idk if you'll do another one like this but I rly loveed this
August 9, 2026 at 8:59 PM
ommmgaswaseawaweawa I cumbed instantly
awesome amazing idk if you'll do another one like this but I rly loveed this
awesome amazing idk if you'll do another one like this but I rly loveed this
Dis un cumbed fur brekki yesterday. De momb fells in lubs 😡😡😡wondered if was CDS ??? Im thot she wuz gone…but nooo De littol beggar ams BACK!!
May 8, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Dis un cumbed fur brekki yesterday. De momb fells in lubs 😡😡😡wondered if was CDS ??? Im thot she wuz gone…but nooo De littol beggar ams BACK!!
The evil is awayke
Big cumbed incoming
Big cumbed incoming
July 19, 2026 at 4:04 PM
The evil is awayke
Big cumbed incoming
Big cumbed incoming
*lowers balls to allow for cumbed cuddling*
February 8, 2026 at 7:21 PM
*lowers balls to allow for cumbed cuddling*
The past tense of cumb is cumbed.
October 8, 2024 at 9:38 PM
The past tense of cumb is cumbed.
But babe you haven't had any of your cumbed steak ($25)
May 13, 2025 at 8:15 AM
But babe you haven't had any of your cumbed steak ($25)
so how many times have u cumbed inside urself so far. im at like 7
February 14, 2026 at 10:29 PM
so how many times have u cumbed inside urself so far. im at like 7
And I bet it was just a small load too?
That’s the kinda stuff I live for honestly. One night of sex. A single orgasm. And I’m stuck as my own cumbed for a week.
That’s the kinda stuff I live for honestly. One night of sex. A single orgasm. And I’m stuck as my own cumbed for a week.
December 8, 2025 at 9:44 AM
And I bet it was just a small load too?
That’s the kinda stuff I live for honestly. One night of sex. A single orgasm. And I’m stuck as my own cumbed for a week.
That’s the kinda stuff I live for honestly. One night of sex. A single orgasm. And I’m stuck as my own cumbed for a week.