Keep posting. I’m diagnosing you.
February 11, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Keep posting. I’m diagnosing you.
Servers may have eaten too much turkey and passed out
(We’re diagnosing but it looks like a regional network connectivity issue outside our systems)
(We’re diagnosing but it looks like a regional network connectivity issue outside our systems)
November 28, 2024 at 6:45 PM
Servers may have eaten too much turkey and passed out
(We’re diagnosing but it looks like a regional network connectivity issue outside our systems)
(We’re diagnosing but it looks like a regional network connectivity issue outside our systems)
I'm self-diagnosing😁
February 18, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I'm self-diagnosing😁
We're diagnosing an internal system outage. You should be able browse normally, but actions (posts, like, follows) will behave strangely until this resolves.
November 13, 2024 at 1:44 AM
We're diagnosing an internal system outage. You should be able browse normally, but actions (posts, like, follows) will behave strangely until this resolves.
Diagnosing the site’s problems while being one of them is pretty impressive multitasking.
June 30, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Diagnosing the site’s problems while being one of them is pretty impressive multitasking.
Should be resolved -- restart your app. We're still diagnosing to get some details.
CDN issue. Images affected. Working on it
October 27, 2024 at 12:34 AM
Should be resolved -- restart your app. We're still diagnosing to get some details.
stop diagnosing me with autism i don't care
yeah i might be on the spectrum but i have no interest in bringing it up with any doctors. can't think of one useful thing getting adult-diagnosed would do for me
April 22, 2025 at 9:02 PM
stop diagnosing me with autism i don't care
Diagnosing myself with ADHD solely based on the statistical improbability of being the only Bluesky user without it
April 20, 2024 at 2:23 AM
Diagnosing myself with ADHD solely based on the statistical improbability of being the only Bluesky user without it
Can we stop self diagnosing Elon Musk with Autism?
The man is a psychopath and that is nothing to do with Autism.
The man is a psychopath and that is nothing to do with Autism.
January 20, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Can we stop self diagnosing Elon Musk with Autism?
The man is a psychopath and that is nothing to do with Autism.
The man is a psychopath and that is nothing to do with Autism.
Self-diagnosing WMDs on the other hand....
January 13, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Self-diagnosing WMDs on the other hand....
video game doctor diagnosing you with Low Health and writing up a prescription for Items
February 6, 2025 at 12:16 AM
video game doctor diagnosing you with Low Health and writing up a prescription for Items
I’m diagnosing you with bi
August 18, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I’m diagnosing you with bi
Trump calling people “low IQ“ is like a goldfish diagnosing dyslexia.
October 24, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Trump calling people “low IQ“ is like a goldfish diagnosing dyslexia.
Trump appointing Jerome Powell and now criminally investigating him is like firing your own doctor for diagnosing you correctly.
January 12, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Trump appointing Jerome Powell and now criminally investigating him is like firing your own doctor for diagnosing you correctly.
I replaced the camera on splash mountain with an x-ray machine and I’m diagnosing people as they get off the ride
April 15, 2025 at 12:29 PM
I replaced the camera on splash mountain with an x-ray machine and I’m diagnosing people as they get off the ride
(diagnosing an American for possible appendicitis)
imagine a hamburger,
imagine a hamburger,
July 29, 2025 at 3:51 PM
(diagnosing an American for possible appendicitis)
imagine a hamburger,
imagine a hamburger,
One woman accused a physically disabled person of self-diagnosing their disabilities. Like just say you hate disabled people.
September 23, 2026 at 9:28 PM
One woman accused a physically disabled person of self-diagnosing their disabilities. Like just say you hate disabled people.
Diagnosing wet dreams.
February 17, 2026 at 4:46 AM
Diagnosing wet dreams.
Fox News spent four years diagnosing Biden from the angle of his left shoelace. Trump turns into a peeled nectarine and suddenly everyone’s a privacy advocate.
May 27, 2026 at 6:54 AM
Fox News spent four years diagnosing Biden from the angle of his left shoelace. Trump turns into a peeled nectarine and suddenly everyone’s a privacy advocate.
NONE OF YOU ARE PSYCHIATRISTS YOU SHOULD NOT BE FUCKING DIAGNOSING PEOPLE
December 3, 2025 at 9:16 PM
NONE OF YOU ARE PSYCHIATRISTS YOU SHOULD NOT BE FUCKING DIAGNOSING PEOPLE
NHS: too many of you bitches are self diagnosing autism
Also the NHS: Except you trannies you fucking autistic freaks
Also the NHS: Except you trannies you fucking autistic freaks
FUCK OFF YOU ARSEHOLES.
There is only so much professionalism, particular as a non-binary, autistic, individual, I can muster at the moment. Stop treating us as if we are "broken" as if we are "wrong". How hard is it to accept us as us? I want to cry at the way we are talked about.
There is only so much professionalism, particular as a non-binary, autistic, individual, I can muster at the moment. Stop treating us as if we are "broken" as if we are "wrong". How hard is it to accept us as us? I want to cry at the way we are talked about.
April 27, 2025 at 6:24 PM
NHS: too many of you bitches are self diagnosing autism
Also the NHS: Except you trannies you fucking autistic freaks
Also the NHS: Except you trannies you fucking autistic freaks
TNG predicted diagnosing yourself on WebMD
December 15, 2025 at 10:43 PM
TNG predicted diagnosing yourself on WebMD
self-diagnosing as mostly ok
August 1, 2025 at 11:57 AM
self-diagnosing as mostly ok