Banks are FDIC insured. Crypto is not.
November 3, 2026 at 12:18 PM
Banks are FDIC insured. Crypto is not.
binance has never been FDIC insured
November 1, 2026 at 5:20 PM
binance has never been FDIC insured
And none of that crypto is FDIC insured. Poor babies.
October 30, 2026 at 11:08 AM
And none of that crypto is FDIC insured. Poor babies.
Thank god for the FDIC (not covering these) because that means depositors in FDIC insured accounts won't be obligated to bail these folks out.
October 29, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Thank god for the FDIC (not covering these) because that means depositors in FDIC insured accounts won't be obligated to bail these folks out.
That's an L you can take to the bank. You know, the FDIC insured institution?
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November 4, 2026 at 4:48 AM
That's an L you can take to the bank. You know, the FDIC insured institution?
Thank god for the FDIC!.....oh... wait...
October 29, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Thank god for the FDIC!.....oh... wait...
Luckily the FDIC guarantees...oh wait
It's looking like the biggest crypto hack in history
Binance Investigating Possibly Massive Hack
"Our security teams are reviewing all relevant information with urgency," the company said.
gizmodo.com
October 29, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Luckily the FDIC guarantees...oh wait
I sleep in a big bed with my FDIC-insured bank account
October 30, 2026 at 1:38 AM
I sleep in a big bed with my FDIC-insured bank account
Dudes burned tonight cracking open the investopedia page on the FDIC like:
Think Bro
ALT: Think Bro
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October 30, 2026 at 3:57 AM
Dudes burned tonight cracking open the investopedia page on the FDIC like:
FDIC -- Federal Dubious Investment Codependency.
October 29, 2026 at 10:49 PM
FDIC -- Federal Dubious Investment Codependency.
can't wait for SV to reinvent the FDIC
October 29, 2026 at 10:28 PM
can't wait for SV to reinvent the FDIC
Grok, is crypto FDIC insured?
BINANCE: AWARE OF CRYPTO WITHDRAWAL ISSUES SOME USERS ARE EXPERIENCING DUE TO A TECHNICAL ERROR; FUNDS ARE SAFE
October 29, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Grok, is crypto FDIC insured?
Bitcoin has FDIC coverage, right?
“.. That’s gone,” Lee said in a Bloomberg Television interview on Friday. “The Bitcoin that’s lost, that’s all gone out into the hackers’ hands.”
@bloomberg.com #Binance
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
@bloomberg.com #Binance
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
October 30, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Bitcoin has FDIC coverage, right?
Reinventing the FDIC from first principles
October 30, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Reinventing the FDIC from first principles
Though you can absolutely lose money if your fintech bank goes bankrupt even if money is advertised as being held in FDIC accounts
November 2, 2026 at 7:02 AM
Though you can absolutely lose money if your fintech bank goes bankrupt even if money is advertised as being held in FDIC accounts
Well, well, well.
FDIC backed accounts aren't looking so shitty and boring, are they?
FDIC backed accounts aren't looking so shitty and boring, are they?
October 30, 2026 at 4:50 AM
Well, well, well.
FDIC backed accounts aren't looking so shitty and boring, are they?
FDIC backed accounts aren't looking so shitty and boring, are they?
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November 3, 2026 at 9:30 PM
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Also, is there a crypto version of FDIC? And does it cover the crypto... with crypto?
October 30, 2026 at 1:39 PM
Also, is there a crypto version of FDIC? And does it cover the crypto... with crypto?
FDIC: fuck i don't care (about crypto)
October 30, 2026 at 4:14 AM
FDIC: fuck i don't care (about crypto)
FDIC had better not cover this. You're on your own.
October 29, 2026 at 10:00 PM
FDIC had better not cover this. You're on your own.
FDIC =/= Bitcoin.
Cripes, who would be stupid enough to insure Bitcoin, anyway?
Cripes, who would be stupid enough to insure Bitcoin, anyway?
Binance is reportedly uninsured - they had no insurance coverage for a cyber attack.
We have to stop pretending these guys are smart.
We have to stop pretending these guys are smart.
Binance's $6.3 billion hack: How crypto insurance works
Hackers stole $6.3 billion from Binance in the world's biggest crypto heist, putting a spotlight on how cryptocurrency exchanges insure their digital assets against theft and cyberattacks.
www.reuters.com
November 2, 2026 at 8:24 PM
FDIC =/= Bitcoin.
Cripes, who would be stupid enough to insure Bitcoin, anyway?
Cripes, who would be stupid enough to insure Bitcoin, anyway?
I sleep in a big bed with my fdic insured bank accounts
Holy shit, looks like Binance probably just got hacked x.com/spreekaway/s...
October 29, 2026 at 9:20 PM
I sleep in a big bed with my fdic insured bank accounts
And I'm not shitting on anyone who personally lost money I mean that fucking sucks
but also *slams down a pile of history books*
FDIC *pinches nose*
but also *slams down a pile of history books*
FDIC *pinches nose*
October 30, 2026 at 1:41 PM
And I'm not shitting on anyone who personally lost money I mean that fucking sucks
but also *slams down a pile of history books*
FDIC *pinches nose*
but also *slams down a pile of history books*
FDIC *pinches nose*
EO: Crypto backed by FDIC
November 1, 2026 at 4:39 PM
EO: Crypto backed by FDIC