let me find all three special flavors and i will eat them on stream
August 26, 2026 at 3:57 AM
let me find all three special flavors and i will eat them on stream
"let them eat UFC spectacle" might not have quite the same ring as "let them eat cake" but I think the message will come across pretty well anyway
trumps birthday party with gladiator fights that he’s throwing with taxpayer money while gas is approaching $6 has the potential to make the american public collectively angrier at a president than theyve ever been
May 26, 2026 at 6:14 PM
"let them eat UFC spectacle" might not have quite the same ring as "let them eat cake" but I think the message will come across pretty well anyway
My weird phobia’s and rituals. I line my French fries up by size and eat them two at a time, shortest to longest. If I don’t do this, something terrible will happen. 1/
September 25, 2026 at 7:57 PM
My weird phobia’s and rituals. I line my French fries up by size and eat them two at a time, shortest to longest. If I don’t do this, something terrible will happen. 1/
I. Will. Eat. Them.
November 11, 2024 at 9:21 PM
I. Will. Eat. Them.
my landlord writes beautiful poetry
July 22, 2026 at 4:07 PM
my landlord writes beautiful poetry
i can’t say as i *like* yogurt-covered pretzels, but i sure will eat a thousand of them
January 2, 2025 at 1:19 AM
i can’t say as i *like* yogurt-covered pretzels, but i sure will eat a thousand of them
I firmly believe if there are only two cookies left you've got to eat both of them, or the one remaining cookie will be lonely.
September 2, 2026 at 5:49 PM
I firmly believe if there are only two cookies left you've got to eat both of them, or the one remaining cookie will be lonely.
Will eat crow and admit I never anticipated Ukraine outperforming them so dramatically in the Russian military's core competency: blowing up Russian aircraft.
June 1, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Will eat crow and admit I never anticipated Ukraine outperforming them so dramatically in the Russian military's core competency: blowing up Russian aircraft.
I don’t eat veal but I’m not going to lie, I will devour a plate of tater tots, if potatoes didn’t want me to eat their children why did they make them so crispy.
April 10, 2026 at 11:54 AM
I don’t eat veal but I’m not going to lie, I will devour a plate of tater tots, if potatoes didn’t want me to eat their children why did they make them so crispy.
Will I eat them tomorrow? Yes. They won’t win
September 28, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Will I eat them tomorrow? Yes. They won’t win
bro do not let me near these i WILL EAT THEM
October 27, 2024 at 4:56 PM
bro do not let me near these i WILL EAT THEM
I am a grown-ass man in his 40's.
I still love chicken nuggets and chicken tenders and will eat them without shame.
I will NEVER call them "nuggies" or "tendies."
I still love chicken nuggets and chicken tenders and will eat them without shame.
I will NEVER call them "nuggies" or "tendies."
November 29, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I am a grown-ass man in his 40's.
I still love chicken nuggets and chicken tenders and will eat them without shame.
I will NEVER call them "nuggies" or "tendies."
I still love chicken nuggets and chicken tenders and will eat them without shame.
I will NEVER call them "nuggies" or "tendies."
God, pretty much all of them. I will eat basically any garbage you put in front of me
What's an objectively mediocre or downright garbage food that you will love forever?
February 22, 2026 at 5:03 AM
God, pretty much all of them. I will eat basically any garbage you put in front of me
people say to me all the time mr president mr president please, will you eat this lindbergh baby, and i say no you're not al- well i'm allowed i could eat the baby maybe later i'll eat the baby but- baby, what an interesting word, baby, you never hear about babies anymore, unless you're eating them
October 8, 2025 at 8:21 PM
people say to me all the time mr president mr president please, will you eat this lindbergh baby, and i say no you're not al- well i'm allowed i could eat the baby maybe later i'll eat the baby but- baby, what an interesting word, baby, you never hear about babies anymore, unless you're eating them
DO NOT eat this adorable creatures.
God will hate you if you do. (I made that last part up).
Just leave them alone.
God will hate you if you do. (I made that last part up).
Just leave them alone.
October 5, 2026 at 11:05 AM
DO NOT eat this adorable creatures.
God will hate you if you do. (I made that last part up).
Just leave them alone.
God will hate you if you do. (I made that last part up).
Just leave them alone.
the funny thing of course is i make these meals and carefully plate them and there’s a 50/50 chance my kids will actually eat then (tonight was a relative success)
broiled salmon! field peas! cherry tomato relish! sourdough!
i am excited because this was exceptional
i am excited because this was exceptional
August 18, 2024 at 11:19 PM
the funny thing of course is i make these meals and carefully plate them and there’s a 50/50 chance my kids will actually eat then (tonight was a relative success)
it is PANCAKE TUESDAY and I am gonna make pancakes on stream
WHO will help me eat them?
WHO will help me eat them?
February 17, 2026 at 9:11 AM
it is PANCAKE TUESDAY and I am gonna make pancakes on stream
WHO will help me eat them?
WHO will help me eat them?
no, i will eat them i think 😳
January 24, 2026 at 6:25 PM
no, i will eat them i think 😳
I own a Disney timeshare. I called today to let them know I will maximize my stay each year - leaving no point unused. But. I will not buy a single thing on the property. Not a water, bagel, park pass. I own the timeshare and wont allow them to profit by not using it and I will eat off property.
September 20, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I own a Disney timeshare. I called today to let them know I will maximize my stay each year - leaving no point unused. But. I will not buy a single thing on the property. Not a water, bagel, park pass. I own the timeshare and wont allow them to profit by not using it and I will eat off property.
happy pride month, i would show you a pic of a rainbow of flower blooms but some asshole rabbit chomped them all down in one night so now i dont know what to do. will the bee balm come back? should i eat the rabbit? are all of lifes pursuits in vain?
June 3, 2025 at 12:20 AM
happy pride month, i would show you a pic of a rainbow of flower blooms but some asshole rabbit chomped them all down in one night so now i dont know what to do. will the bee balm come back? should i eat the rabbit? are all of lifes pursuits in vain?
@whitehouse-47.bsky.social
I guess Trump and the GOP will eat any amount of Russian sh¡t Putin tells them to.
I guess Trump and the GOP will eat any amount of Russian sh¡t Putin tells them to.
March 17, 2026 at 8:37 PM
@whitehouse-47.bsky.social
I guess Trump and the GOP will eat any amount of Russian sh¡t Putin tells them to.
I guess Trump and the GOP will eat any amount of Russian sh¡t Putin tells them to.
Send me these, I will eat them
the protein arms race has taken a turn: 45g per protein bar. next thing we know we'll have 17 blade razors
February 12, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Send me these, I will eat them
The look I give you before I ask you to share your sour gummy worms (i will eat them all)
December 10, 2024 at 4:50 PM
The look I give you before I ask you to share your sour gummy worms (i will eat them all)
These look absolutely yummy! I will eat ANY culture's fried dough. All of them!
December 5, 2025 at 4:49 PM
These look absolutely yummy! I will eat ANY culture's fried dough. All of them!