Biblically Accurate VLC Instance
September 20, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Biblically Accurate VLC Instance
Rand Paul: "In the one instance you're killed on sight. On the other instance, if you're captured, we just say, 'Oh well, we're gonna send you back to your country.' It doesn't make any sense."
October 26, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Rand Paul: "In the one instance you're killed on sight. On the other instance, if you're captured, we just say, 'Oh well, we're gonna send you back to your country.' It doesn't make any sense."
Am incredibly funny instance of them putting up letters one at a time
September 24, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Am incredibly funny instance of them putting up letters one at a time
For instance, Marco Rubio.
April 11, 2026 at 11:17 PM
For instance, Marco Rubio.
Not to worry. Many countries survive without shipments from these countries. For instance, North Korea.
August 25, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Not to worry. Many countries survive without shipments from these countries. For instance, North Korea.
Another instance of Dolly Parton making profound talent feel breezily effortless...
August 27, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Another instance of Dolly Parton making profound talent feel breezily effortless...
Spencer Pratt is a rare instance in Los Angeles of something shitty not getting greenlit.
June 8, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Spencer Pratt is a rare instance in Los Angeles of something shitty not getting greenlit.
Oh grow up. There’s more to politics than your survival. For instance, my comfort
July 15, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Oh grow up. There’s more to politics than your survival. For instance, my comfort
Okay fine, in this one instance you do have to hand it to Fox News
FOX NEWS: Why isn't Trump involved in trying to end the government shutdown?
MIKE JOHNSON: I think he is involved
FOX NEWS: He shot down the plan yesterday
JOHNSON: Well, that's what's been reported
FOX NEWS: He said it in the Oval Office
MIKE JOHNSON: I think he is involved
FOX NEWS: He shot down the plan yesterday
JOHNSON: Well, that's what's been reported
FOX NEWS: He said it in the Oval Office
March 25, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Okay fine, in this one instance you do have to hand it to Fox News
valentine's day isn't just for couples, it's also a day to celebrate love. for instance, i would love it if housing prices came down.
February 14, 2026 at 8:11 PM
valentine's day isn't just for couples, it's also a day to celebrate love. for instance, i would love it if housing prices came down.
"The cost of equestrian stable fees, for instance, is still quite reasonable."
Fox Business contributor: Inflation isn't too bad “when you exclude food and energy”
June 18, 2026 at 1:37 PM
"The cost of equestrian stable fees, for instance, is still quite reasonable."
another instance where “fuck you, make me” is the optimal reply
NEW: The Pentagon told journalists it will require them to pledge they won’t gather any information — even unclassified — that hasn’t been expressly authorized for release, and will revoke the press credentials of those who do not obey. @washingtonpost.com
Pentagon demands journalists pledge to not obtain unauthorized material
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth is imposing strict new rules that would severely limit the ability of journalists to report on the Pentagon.
www.washingtonpost.com
September 20, 2025 at 3:08 AM
another instance where “fuck you, make me” is the optimal reply
rare instance of it being better in the original German
July 18, 2025 at 3:13 AM
rare instance of it being better in the original German
>be me
>in public VRChat instance
>max capacity instance
>everyone is Japanese
>can't understand a thing
>girl and two guys are talking nearby
>suddenly, girl says "oohhh, sixxo seven…"
>8+ people turn, go "oohh!!" + do the hand movements
>mutual understanding
>memes rebuild the Tower of Babel, 2026
>in public VRChat instance
>max capacity instance
>everyone is Japanese
>can't understand a thing
>girl and two guys are talking nearby
>suddenly, girl says "oohhh, sixxo seven…"
>8+ people turn, go "oohh!!" + do the hand movements
>mutual understanding
>memes rebuild the Tower of Babel, 2026
February 23, 2026 at 4:27 PM
>be me
>in public VRChat instance
>max capacity instance
>everyone is Japanese
>can't understand a thing
>girl and two guys are talking nearby
>suddenly, girl says "oohhh, sixxo seven…"
>8+ people turn, go "oohh!!" + do the hand movements
>mutual understanding
>memes rebuild the Tower of Babel, 2026
>in public VRChat instance
>max capacity instance
>everyone is Japanese
>can't understand a thing
>girl and two guys are talking nearby
>suddenly, girl says "oohhh, sixxo seven…"
>8+ people turn, go "oohh!!" + do the hand movements
>mutual understanding
>memes rebuild the Tower of Babel, 2026
For instance:
Hellscape DC
Hellscape DC
August 12, 2025 at 7:47 PM
For instance:
Hellscape DC
Hellscape DC
"AI Chatbot, show me the most hilariously undiluted instance of shameless sycophancy."
Witkoff: "There's only one thing I wish for: that that Nobel committee finally gets its act together and realizes that you are the single finest candidate since that Nobel award was ever talked about."
August 26, 2025 at 10:33 PM
"AI Chatbot, show me the most hilariously undiluted instance of shameless sycophancy."
Another instance of trans people being right and transphobes being wrong.
August 5, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Another instance of trans people being right and transphobes being wrong.
In this instance, standing up against and defying the United States of America is the morally, geopolitically, and strategically right decision.
In an extraordinary display of public support, heads of state, heads of government, and foreign ministers from all over Europe and Canada are posting in support of Ukraine in response to the Oval Office meeting with Trump, Zelenskyy, and Vance.
February 28, 2025 at 10:50 PM
In this instance, standing up against and defying the United States of America is the morally, geopolitically, and strategically right decision.
Pour rappel : Nicolas Sarkozy a perdu tous ses procès dans Bismuth (1re instance, appel, cassation), Bygmalion (1re instance, appel) et Libye.
Les éditorialistes pourraient peut-être interroger la gravité de ses actes ou la faiblesse de sa défense plutôt que d’attaquer @mediapart.fr, non ?
Les éditorialistes pourraient peut-être interroger la gravité de ses actes ou la faiblesse de sa défense plutôt que d’attaquer @mediapart.fr, non ?
September 27, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Pour rappel : Nicolas Sarkozy a perdu tous ses procès dans Bismuth (1re instance, appel, cassation), Bygmalion (1re instance, appel) et Libye.
Les éditorialistes pourraient peut-être interroger la gravité de ses actes ou la faiblesse de sa défense plutôt que d’attaquer @mediapart.fr, non ?
Les éditorialistes pourraient peut-être interroger la gravité de ses actes ou la faiblesse de sa défense plutôt que d’attaquer @mediapart.fr, non ?
For instance, I should look for typos
November 2, 2025 at 10:24 PM
For instance, I should look for typos
it is instructive to look back and see how much people believed this, for instance, in the mid to late 1970s.
The way people will just blithely state that the world is collapsing and you're supposed to, like, accept it as this conventional wisdom that all right-thinking people agree with
September 29, 2026 at 12:48 PM
it is instructive to look back and see how much people believed this, for instance, in the mid to late 1970s.
June does not speak for The Onion in this instance. As a policy, we are open to extravagant, golden-toiletted sky palaces from all known petrostates.
just want to make it clear. i am NOT taking bribes from domestic or foreign entities. i would not do that. bribes are illegal
May 12, 2025 at 6:08 PM
June does not speak for The Onion in this instance. As a policy, we are open to extravagant, golden-toiletted sky palaces from all known petrostates.
I can’t remember another instance when major American news outlets wouldn’t air a presidential speech because they knew he’d just lie, as he always does…🙄
July 16, 2026 at 9:13 PM
I can’t remember another instance when major American news outlets wouldn’t air a presidential speech because they knew he’d just lie, as he always does…🙄
"I am struggling to recall another instance where an unelected public figure has exercised that kind of influence."
December 19, 2024 at 2:34 PM
"I am struggling to recall another instance where an unelected public figure has exercised that kind of influence."