𝐈𝐓 𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐦:
"We have all our assets documented."
𝐃𝐎𝐑𝐀:
"Great. Show me." 👀
𝐈𝐓 𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐦:
opens 14 spreadsheets 😅
𝐆𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐈𝐓𝐀𝐌:
One reliable source of asset information.
📖 Learn how ITAM can support DORA readiness:
teqtivity.com/how-itam-sup...
#DORA #ITAM #ITHumor #Compliance
"We have all our assets documented."
𝐃𝐎𝐑𝐀:
"Great. Show me." 👀
𝐈𝐓 𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐦:
opens 14 spreadsheets 😅
𝐆𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐈𝐓𝐀𝐌:
One reliable source of asset information.
📖 Learn how ITAM can support DORA readiness:
teqtivity.com/how-itam-sup...
#DORA #ITAM #ITHumor #Compliance
September 30, 2026 at 4:00 AM
𝐈𝐓 𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐦:
"We have all our assets documented."
𝐃𝐎𝐑𝐀:
"Great. Show me." 👀
𝐈𝐓 𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐦:
opens 14 spreadsheets 😅
𝐆𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐈𝐓𝐀𝐌:
One reliable source of asset information.
📖 Learn how ITAM can support DORA readiness:
teqtivity.com/how-itam-sup...
#DORA #ITAM #ITHumor #Compliance
"We have all our assets documented."
𝐃𝐎𝐑𝐀:
"Great. Show me." 👀
𝐈𝐓 𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐦:
opens 14 spreadsheets 😅
𝐆𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐈𝐓𝐀𝐌:
One reliable source of asset information.
📖 Learn how ITAM can support DORA readiness:
teqtivity.com/how-itam-sup...
#DORA #ITAM #ITHumor #Compliance
Automation isn't about adding complexity.
It's about removing repetitive work.
🔎 See what Teqtivity can help automate:
teqtivity.com
#Automation #ITAM #ITHumor
It's about removing repetitive work.
🔎 See what Teqtivity can help automate:
teqtivity.com
#Automation #ITAM #ITHumor
September 17, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Automation isn't about adding complexity.
It's about removing repetitive work.
🔎 See what Teqtivity can help automate:
teqtivity.com
#Automation #ITAM #ITHumor
It's about removing repetitive work.
🔎 See what Teqtivity can help automate:
teqtivity.com
#Automation #ITAM #ITHumor
Happy IT Pro Felt Day To You! #shorts #funny #microsoft #IT #comedy #NationalITProfessionalsDay #FeltHatDay #ITHumor #TechHumor #Technology #YouTubeShorts #Shorts youtube.com/shorts/J9uey... via @YouTube
Happy IT Pro Felt Day To You! #shorts #funny #microsoft #IT #comedy
YouTube video by DataBard
youtube.com
September 15, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Happy IT Pro Felt Day To You! #shorts #funny #microsoft #IT #comedy #NationalITProfessionalsDay #FeltHatDay #ITHumor #TechHumor #Technology #YouTubeShorts #Shorts youtube.com/shorts/J9uey... via @YouTube
Ever get a case of the Mondays?
We at Spiceworks know humans can't work at the pace of AI, so we created "Does Not Compute" for your brain break.
Step away from the TPS reports and follow along with this recurring series in the Spiceworks community!
#Spiceworks #ITHumor #OfficeSpace
We at Spiceworks know humans can't work at the pace of AI, so we created "Does Not Compute" for your brain break.
Step away from the TPS reports and follow along with this recurring series in the Spiceworks community!
#Spiceworks #ITHumor #OfficeSpace
August 31, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Ever get a case of the Mondays?
We at Spiceworks know humans can't work at the pace of AI, so we created "Does Not Compute" for your brain break.
Step away from the TPS reports and follow along with this recurring series in the Spiceworks community!
#Spiceworks #ITHumor #OfficeSpace
We at Spiceworks know humans can't work at the pace of AI, so we created "Does Not Compute" for your brain break.
Step away from the TPS reports and follow along with this recurring series in the Spiceworks community!
#Spiceworks #ITHumor #OfficeSpace
The Wrong Time Zone
His calendar has been an hour off for weeks. Part of it still thinks he is somewhere else entirely.
#MortRoot #WrongTimeZone #CalendarProblems #ITHumor #WorkplaceComedy
His calendar has been an hour off for weeks. Part of it still thinks he is somewhere else entirely.
#MortRoot #WrongTimeZone #CalendarProblems #ITHumor #WorkplaceComedy
August 27, 2026 at 6:02 AM
The Wrong Time Zone
His calendar has been an hour off for weeks. Part of it still thinks he is somewhere else entirely.
#MortRoot #WrongTimeZone #CalendarProblems #ITHumor #WorkplaceComedy
His calendar has been an hour off for weeks. Part of it still thinks he is somewhere else entirely.
#MortRoot #WrongTimeZone #CalendarProblems #ITHumor #WorkplaceComedy
The Phantom Battery
A laptop battery has read the exact same number for three days straight. It was never actually stuck.
#MortRoot #BatteryProblems #LaptopIssues #ITHumor #TechSupport
A laptop battery has read the exact same number for three days straight. It was never actually stuck.
#MortRoot #BatteryProblems #LaptopIssues #ITHumor #TechSupport
August 27, 2026 at 2:20 AM
The Phantom Battery
A laptop battery has read the exact same number for three days straight. It was never actually stuck.
#MortRoot #BatteryProblems #LaptopIssues #ITHumor #TechSupport
A laptop battery has read the exact same number for three days straight. It was never actually stuck.
#MortRoot #BatteryProblems #LaptopIssues #ITHumor #TechSupport
The Ceiling Call
A coworker joined every meeting staring at the ceiling. The laptop had been propped up wrong the whole time.
#MortRoot #VideoCallFail #RemoteWork #ITHumor #WorkplaceComedy
A coworker joined every meeting staring at the ceiling. The laptop had been propped up wrong the whole time.
#MortRoot #VideoCallFail #RemoteWork #ITHumor #WorkplaceComedy
August 26, 2026 at 10:33 PM
The Ceiling Call
A coworker joined every meeting staring at the ceiling. The laptop had been propped up wrong the whole time.
#MortRoot #VideoCallFail #RemoteWork #ITHumor #WorkplaceComedy
A coworker joined every meeting staring at the ceiling. The laptop had been propped up wrong the whole time.
#MortRoot #VideoCallFail #RemoteWork #ITHumor #WorkplaceComedy
The Robot Test
A login page keeps demanding proof of humanity. He fails the test every single time.
#MortRoot #NotARobot #LoginProblems #ITHumor #HelpdeskLife
A login page keeps demanding proof of humanity. He fails the test every single time.
#MortRoot #NotARobot #LoginProblems #ITHumor #HelpdeskLife
August 26, 2026 at 8:08 PM
The Robot Test
A login page keeps demanding proof of humanity. He fails the test every single time.
#MortRoot #NotARobot #LoginProblems #ITHumor #HelpdeskLife
A login page keeps demanding proof of humanity. He fails the test every single time.
#MortRoot #NotARobot #LoginProblems #ITHumor #HelpdeskLife
Still on Vacation
An automatic reply has been announcing a vacation for months. The vacation ended back in March.
#MortRoot #OutOfOffice #EmailFail #ITHumor #OfficeLife
An automatic reply has been announcing a vacation for months. The vacation ended back in March.
#MortRoot #OutOfOffice #EmailFail #ITHumor #OfficeLife
August 26, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Still on Vacation
An automatic reply has been announcing a vacation for months. The vacation ended back in March.
#MortRoot #OutOfOffice #EmailFail #ITHumor #OfficeLife
An automatic reply has been announcing a vacation for months. The vacation ended back in March.
#MortRoot #OutOfOffice #EmailFail #ITHumor #OfficeLife
The Email That Watches Back
One hidden setting started announcing the second every email gets opened. The whole office suddenly feels watched.
#MortRoot #ReadReceipts #ITHumor #HelpDesk #WorkplaceComedy
One hidden setting started announcing the second every email gets opened. The whole office suddenly feels watched.
#MortRoot #ReadReceipts #ITHumor #HelpDesk #WorkplaceComedy
August 25, 2026 at 8:52 PM
The Email That Watches Back
One hidden setting started announcing the second every email gets opened. The whole office suddenly feels watched.
#MortRoot #ReadReceipts #ITHumor #HelpDesk #WorkplaceComedy
One hidden setting started announcing the second every email gets opened. The whole office suddenly feels watched.
#MortRoot #ReadReceipts #ITHumor #HelpDesk #WorkplaceComedy
The Wheel That Never Stops
A program spins its loading wheel for a full hour and goes nowhere. The fix is smaller than the wait was.
#MortRoot #FrozenProgram #ITHumor #HelpDesk #TechSupport
A program spins its loading wheel for a full hour and goes nowhere. The fix is smaller than the wait was.
#MortRoot #FrozenProgram #ITHumor #HelpDesk #TechSupport
August 25, 2026 at 6:58 PM
The Wheel That Never Stops
A program spins its loading wheel for a full hour and goes nowhere. The fix is smaller than the wait was.
#MortRoot #FrozenProgram #ITHumor #HelpDesk #TechSupport
A program spins its loading wheel for a full hour and goes nowhere. The fix is smaller than the wait was.
#MortRoot #FrozenProgram #ITHumor #HelpDesk #TechSupport
The Fuzzy Upgrade
A shiny new monitor looks worse than the old one somehow. The screen is fine. A leftover setting is not.
#MortRoot #NewMonitor #ITHumor #HelpDesk #TechProblems
A shiny new monitor looks worse than the old one somehow. The screen is fine. A leftover setting is not.
#MortRoot #NewMonitor #ITHumor #HelpDesk #TechProblems
August 25, 2026 at 4:39 PM
The Fuzzy Upgrade
A shiny new monitor looks worse than the old one somehow. The screen is fine. A leftover setting is not.
#MortRoot #NewMonitor #ITHumor #HelpDesk #TechProblems
A shiny new monitor looks worse than the old one somehow. The screen is fine. A leftover setting is not.
#MortRoot #NewMonitor #ITHumor #HelpDesk #TechProblems
The Shortcut That Left
Every keyboard shortcut stopped working out of nowhere. The cause was five accidental taps of a single key.
#MortRoot #KeyboardShortcuts #ITHumor #HelpDesk #TechSupport
Every keyboard shortcut stopped working out of nowhere. The cause was five accidental taps of a single key.
#MortRoot #KeyboardShortcuts #ITHumor #HelpDesk #TechSupport
August 25, 2026 at 3:31 PM
The Shortcut That Left
Every keyboard shortcut stopped working out of nowhere. The cause was five accidental taps of a single key.
#MortRoot #KeyboardShortcuts #ITHumor #HelpDesk #TechSupport
Every keyboard shortcut stopped working out of nowhere. The cause was five accidental taps of a single key.
#MortRoot #KeyboardShortcuts #ITHumor #HelpDesk #TechSupport
Day One and Locked Out
A brand new employee cannot log into a single system on day one. The paperwork was approved. The accounts just were not.
#MortRoot #NewEmployee #ITHumor #HelpDesk #OnboardingProblems
A brand new employee cannot log into a single system on day one. The paperwork was approved. The accounts just were not.
#MortRoot #NewEmployee #ITHumor #HelpDesk #OnboardingProblems
August 25, 2026 at 2:13 PM
Day One and Locked Out
A brand new employee cannot log into a single system on day one. The paperwork was approved. The accounts just were not.
#MortRoot #NewEmployee #ITHumor #HelpDesk #OnboardingProblems
A brand new employee cannot log into a single system on day one. The paperwork was approved. The accounts just were not.
#MortRoot #NewEmployee #ITHumor #HelpDesk #OnboardingProblems
The Reply That Would Not Die
Two automatic replies got stuck answering each other four thousand times overnight. Mort has to break up the argument.
#MortRoot #EmailLoop #ITHumor #HelpDesk #OfficeComedy
Two automatic replies got stuck answering each other four thousand times overnight. Mort has to break up the argument.
#MortRoot #EmailLoop #ITHumor #HelpDesk #OfficeComedy
August 25, 2026 at 12:47 PM
The Reply That Would Not Die
Two automatic replies got stuck answering each other four thousand times overnight. Mort has to break up the argument.
#MortRoot #EmailLoop #ITHumor #HelpDesk #OfficeComedy
Two automatic replies got stuck answering each other four thousand times overnight. Mort has to break up the argument.
#MortRoot #EmailLoop #ITHumor #HelpDesk #OfficeComedy
The Sunset Setting
The whole screen turns orange at four o clock every day. The setting was trying to help with sleep, not spreadsheets.
#MortRoot #NightLight #ITHumor #HelpDesk #TechComedy
The whole screen turns orange at four o clock every day. The setting was trying to help with sleep, not spreadsheets.
#MortRoot #NightLight #ITHumor #HelpDesk #TechComedy
August 25, 2026 at 11:27 AM
The Sunset Setting
The whole screen turns orange at four o clock every day. The setting was trying to help with sleep, not spreadsheets.
#MortRoot #NightLight #ITHumor #HelpDesk #TechComedy
The whole screen turns orange at four o clock every day. The setting was trying to help with sleep, not spreadsheets.
#MortRoot #NightLight #ITHumor #HelpDesk #TechComedy
The Ceiling Has Joined the Meeting
Every video call has been staring at a blank ceiling for a week. The fix has nothing to do with the camera itself.
#MortRoot #VideoCall #ITHumor #HelpDesk #RemoteWork
Every video call has been staring at a blank ceiling for a week. The fix has nothing to do with the camera itself.
#MortRoot #VideoCall #ITHumor #HelpDesk #RemoteWork
August 25, 2026 at 10:39 AM
The Ceiling Has Joined the Meeting
Every video call has been staring at a blank ceiling for a week. The fix has nothing to do with the camera itself.
#MortRoot #VideoCall #ITHumor #HelpDesk #RemoteWork
Every video call has been staring at a blank ceiling for a week. The fix has nothing to do with the camera itself.
#MortRoot #VideoCall #ITHumor #HelpDesk #RemoteWork
The Cursor With a Twin
A second cursor keeps fighting the first one for control. The culprit is buried under a pile of forgotten paperwork.
#MortRoot #ComputerMouse #ITHumor #HelpDesk #TechComedy
A second cursor keeps fighting the first one for control. The culprit is buried under a pile of forgotten paperwork.
#MortRoot #ComputerMouse #ITHumor #HelpDesk #TechComedy
August 25, 2026 at 8:26 AM
The Cursor With a Twin
A second cursor keeps fighting the first one for control. The culprit is buried under a pile of forgotten paperwork.
#MortRoot #ComputerMouse #ITHumor #HelpDesk #TechComedy
A second cursor keeps fighting the first one for control. The culprit is buried under a pile of forgotten paperwork.
#MortRoot #ComputerMouse #ITHumor #HelpDesk #TechComedy
The Nameless Email
An update quietly erased every signature in the company. Mort finds the missing checkbox and gets someone their name back.
#MortRoot #EmailSignature #HelpDesk #ITHumor #WorkplaceComedy
An update quietly erased every signature in the company. Mort finds the missing checkbox and gets someone their name back.
#MortRoot #EmailSignature #HelpDesk #ITHumor #WorkplaceComedy
August 25, 2026 at 5:46 AM
The Nameless Email
An update quietly erased every signature in the company. Mort finds the missing checkbox and gets someone their name back.
#MortRoot #EmailSignature #HelpDesk #ITHumor #WorkplaceComedy
An update quietly erased every signature in the company. Mort finds the missing checkbox and gets someone their name back.
#MortRoot #EmailSignature #HelpDesk #ITHumor #WorkplaceComedy
August 20, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Servers aren’t the only things that need proper cooling. 🥵
Apparently nobody told our CTO.
100° outside.
Drinking hot coffee.
Still wearing a jacket.
Still committed to the footwear. 😂
We manage IT. His temperature management is outside our scope.
#ITHumor #MSPLife #TechLife #SimplifiedIT
Apparently nobody told our CTO.
100° outside.
Drinking hot coffee.
Still wearing a jacket.
Still committed to the footwear. 😂
We manage IT. His temperature management is outside our scope.
#ITHumor #MSPLife #TechLife #SimplifiedIT
August 18, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Servers aren’t the only things that need proper cooling. 🥵
Apparently nobody told our CTO.
100° outside.
Drinking hot coffee.
Still wearing a jacket.
Still committed to the footwear. 😂
We manage IT. His temperature management is outside our scope.
#ITHumor #MSPLife #TechLife #SimplifiedIT
Apparently nobody told our CTO.
100° outside.
Drinking hot coffee.
Still wearing a jacket.
Still committed to the footwear. 😂
We manage IT. His temperature management is outside our scope.
#ITHumor #MSPLife #TechLife #SimplifiedIT
Somewhere, a network engineer just entered cardiac arrest.
This patch cabinet is running on hope, gravity, and undocumented VLANs.
If you touch one cable, you inherit the entire hospital.
#Networking #SysAdmin #ITHumor
This patch cabinet is running on hope, gravity, and undocumented VLANs.
If you touch one cable, you inherit the entire hospital.
#Networking #SysAdmin #ITHumor
August 6, 2026 at 9:29 AM
Somewhere, a network engineer just entered cardiac arrest.
This patch cabinet is running on hope, gravity, and undocumented VLANs.
If you touch one cable, you inherit the entire hospital.
#Networking #SysAdmin #ITHumor
This patch cabinet is running on hope, gravity, and undocumented VLANs.
If you touch one cable, you inherit the entire hospital.
#Networking #SysAdmin #ITHumor
"Remind me later" is not an IT strategy.
Neither is "it's been fine so far."
We're just saying. 👀
#ITHumor #CyberSecurity #LasVegasIT
Neither is "it's been fine so far."
We're just saying. 👀
#ITHumor #CyberSecurity #LasVegasIT
July 31, 2026 at 4:16 PM
"Remind me later" is not an IT strategy.
Neither is "it's been fine so far."
We're just saying. 👀
#ITHumor #CyberSecurity #LasVegasIT
Neither is "it's been fine so far."
We're just saying. 👀
#ITHumor #CyberSecurity #LasVegasIT
Sysadmin reality check: How many disabled accounts with active $22/mo licenses are currently chilling in your Entra ID tenant?
Find them in 60 seconds with gitbit.org before accounting finds them for you.
#SysAdmin #EntraID #ITHumor #M365
Find them in 60 seconds with gitbit.org before accounting finds them for you.
#SysAdmin #EntraID #ITHumor #M365
Microsoft 365 License Audit Software for MSPs
Discover inactive Microsoft 365 licenses, identify wasted spend, and generate professional license optimization reports for prospects in under a minute.
gitbit.org
July 31, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Sysadmin reality check: How many disabled accounts with active $22/mo licenses are currently chilling in your Entra ID tenant?
Find them in 60 seconds with gitbit.org before accounting finds them for you.
#SysAdmin #EntraID #ITHumor #M365
Find them in 60 seconds with gitbit.org before accounting finds them for you.
#SysAdmin #EntraID #ITHumor #M365
IT Help Desk Ticket
👤 User: Karen
💬 Subject: PC randomly goes into sleep mode.
🛠️ IT Notes: Had user bring it in. Found four massive rare earth magnets SUPERGLUED to the back of the laptop screen.
The lid sensor didn't stand a chance. 😭🧲💻
#ITHumor #HelpDesk #TechSupport #SysAdmin
👤 User: Karen
💬 Subject: PC randomly goes into sleep mode.
🛠️ IT Notes: Had user bring it in. Found four massive rare earth magnets SUPERGLUED to the back of the laptop screen.
The lid sensor didn't stand a chance. 😭🧲💻
#ITHumor #HelpDesk #TechSupport #SysAdmin
July 6, 2026 at 2:21 PM
IT Help Desk Ticket
👤 User: Karen
💬 Subject: PC randomly goes into sleep mode.
🛠️ IT Notes: Had user bring it in. Found four massive rare earth magnets SUPERGLUED to the back of the laptop screen.
The lid sensor didn't stand a chance. 😭🧲💻
#ITHumor #HelpDesk #TechSupport #SysAdmin
👤 User: Karen
💬 Subject: PC randomly goes into sleep mode.
🛠️ IT Notes: Had user bring it in. Found four massive rare earth magnets SUPERGLUED to the back of the laptop screen.
The lid sensor didn't stand a chance. 😭🧲💻
#ITHumor #HelpDesk #TechSupport #SysAdmin