#junior
“Remember, if you don’t vote, the Democrats will make Ohio a state.” — Con Junior
November 3, 2026 at 5:48 PM
😬 Junior didn’t get the memo
November 2, 2026 at 4:45 PM
He's going Uncle Junior Mode
In his first public appearance since his party suffered crushing electoral losses, Trump is at the site of the White House ballroom, talking about the marble he ordered for the floor.
November 4, 2026 at 6:29 PM
A strung out, haggard looking, and stuffy sounding Junior makes his closing argument on his podcast tonight.
November 3, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Don Junior is Temu Harry Ellis from Die Hard
“Remember, if you don’t vote, the Democrats will make Ohio a state.” — Con Junior
November 3, 2026 at 6:24 PM
The junior senator from Michigan has a higher h-index than you do.

h/t @psmaldino.bsky.social
November 5, 2026 at 12:08 AM
⚡Canada to block Russian team from World Junior Hockey Championship, Carney says.
Canada to block Russian team from World Junior Hockey Championship, Carney says
The Canadian government said it would use its authority under the Immigration and Refugee Protection Act to prevent Russian and Belarusian athletes and officials from entering Canada to compete under ...
kyivindependent.com
November 4, 2026 at 2:39 AM
god protect Michael Penis Junior
November 1, 2026 at 7:43 PM
⚡️ Turku, Finland, may withdraw as co-host of the 2028 World Junior Hockey Championship if Russia is allowed to compete.
Finnish City May Cancel 2028 World Junior Hockey Championship Over Potential Russian Return
Turku, Finland, may withdraw as a co-host of the 2028 World Junior Hockey Championship if Russia is permitted to compete, citing ethical concerns.
united24media.com
November 2, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Con Junior in Ohio:
"They want to pack the
Supreme Court. They want to make Ohio a state.”

Courtesy of @atrupar.com
November 2, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Best anti-drug message I've heard all year! 🤷‍♀️

Dumbass junior earlier today...
November 2, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Junior thinks Ohio isn't a state.
Don Jr: Democrats want to make Ohio a state
November 2, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Lawyer up Junior
November 3, 2026 at 1:14 AM
I’m pleased to hear that the federal government will not allow Russia to compete in the World Junior Hockey Championship here in Alberta.
November 4, 2026 at 2:54 AM
And that's my junior senator!!!

Thank you, Senator Alsobrooks
The time is now. RFK Jr. must resign or be fired. End of discussion.
November 5, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Olha aí a influência do Vini Junior
November 4, 2026 at 2:55 AM
This junior is a qtpie
November 1, 2026 at 11:21 PM
PM Carney confirms, there will be no Russians playing in the 2027 IIHF World Junior Championship (Dec 26, 2026 – Jan 5, 2027).

👏
Mark Carney: "Russia and Belarus are supporting this illegal and unjustified horrific war in Ukraine, as long as that's going on, there will be none of those athletes competing for their countries in Canada. So if you're asking specifically about the World Juniors, the Russians will not be there."
November 3, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Junior aides
I Didn't Do Fucking Shit
ALT: I Didn't Do Fucking Shit
static.klipy.com
November 4, 2026 at 2:36 AM
History made.
November 4, 2026 at 3:53 AM
DERNIÈRE HEURE | Pas de Championnat Mondial Junior pour Alexander Zharovsky! 😲 www.habsolumentfan.com/adol9
November 4, 2026 at 1:39 PM
Junior is now rambling incoherently saying there are no true conservative TV channels but when Democrats go on them they sound reasonable but then MAGA always catches them with hidden cameras saying crazy stuff.
November 3, 2026 at 1:21 AM
“That’s a conspiracy theory.” Coke Junior
November 3, 2026 at 12:02 AM
BREAKING: PM Carney announced Canada will DENY entry visas to the Russian national hockey team for next month's World Junior Championship. As long as Moscow continues its invasion of Ukraine, Russian and Belarusian athletes will not set foot on Canadian soil (or ice). Good call. 🇨🇦🇺🇦
November 3, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Don Junior just said that if democrats win, they will “make Ohio a state”
November 3, 2026 at 2:02 PM