catturd wandering around like a latchkey kid
June 5, 2025 at 7:52 PM
catturd wandering around like a latchkey kid
latchkey generation undefeated
Piano! Who could afford a piano. You were lucky to get mouth noises.
August 12, 2025 at 7:31 PM
latchkey generation undefeated
They’d like it dude. You don’t know how tough they are. TV raised them, they were latchkey kids, etc.
April 9, 2025 at 2:50 PM
They’d like it dude. You don’t know how tough they are. TV raised them, they were latchkey kids, etc.
It's the joy of remembering being a latchkey kid.
September 29, 2025 at 3:12 PM
It's the joy of remembering being a latchkey kid.
All the latchkey kid shit kids did back then would get them put in juvie because the latchkey kids grew up to be extreme NIMBYs.
April 27, 2026 at 2:30 PM
All the latchkey kid shit kids did back then would get them put in juvie because the latchkey kids grew up to be extreme NIMBYs.
Happy publication day to Latchkey! There’s a stack of signed copies in Liverpoo’s mighty News from Nowhere. They’re already selling fast so if you want one get down there! @sacredparasite.bsky.social
September 29, 2026 at 11:41 AM
Happy publication day to Latchkey! There’s a stack of signed copies in Liverpoo’s mighty News from Nowhere. They’re already selling fast so if you want one get down there! @sacredparasite.bsky.social
latchkey adulting
August 26, 2025 at 1:59 PM
latchkey adulting
"Memories"
Born in the early 70's in France.
All latchkey kids of my generation can relate to this ;)
Born in the early 70's in France.
All latchkey kids of my generation can relate to this ;)
November 19, 2024 at 4:08 PM
"Memories"
Born in the early 70's in France.
All latchkey kids of my generation can relate to this ;)
Born in the early 70's in France.
All latchkey kids of my generation can relate to this ;)
Pizza in the morning? Pizza in the evening? Pizza at supper time? Bagel Bites are a luxury only latchkey kids can afford.
June 26, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Pizza in the morning? Pizza in the evening? Pizza at supper time? Bagel Bites are a luxury only latchkey kids can afford.
Latchkey children grew up to be latchkey adults
April 9, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Latchkey children grew up to be latchkey adults
Harris’s Montel Williams connection clinches latchkey kid vote
July 24, 2024 at 6:31 PM
Harris’s Montel Williams connection clinches latchkey kid vote
Short version of mine is latchkey kid of abusive Boomer narcs
September 26, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Short version of mine is latchkey kid of abusive Boomer narcs
sounds like you found the latchkey...to my heart
March 11, 2025 at 4:48 PM
sounds like you found the latchkey...to my heart
A generation of latchkey kids went undiagnosed until adulthood? I'm shocked
March 6, 2024 at 12:36 AM
A generation of latchkey kids went undiagnosed until adulthood? I'm shocked
All the non MAGA Gen X people I remember growing up with are back on the scene all of sudden. Quiet no more.
Latchkey brigade reporting for duty 🫡
Latchkey brigade reporting for duty 🫡
January 22, 2026 at 4:20 PM
All the non MAGA Gen X people I remember growing up with are back on the scene all of sudden. Quiet no more.
Latchkey brigade reporting for duty 🫡
Latchkey brigade reporting for duty 🫡
Saying goodbye to your mombot before heading to school to learn from a ChatGPTeacher. Latchkey Kids had it made
August 25, 2026 at 6:11 AM
Saying goodbye to your mombot before heading to school to learn from a ChatGPTeacher. Latchkey Kids had it made
do any fellow latchkey kids still make and eat the meals they made themselves after school?
mine's a microwaved bowl of white rice, an egg, butter, and soy sauce, and it still fucks
mine's a microwaved bowl of white rice, an egg, butter, and soy sauce, and it still fucks
March 27, 2026 at 4:14 PM
do any fellow latchkey kids still make and eat the meals they made themselves after school?
mine's a microwaved bowl of white rice, an egg, butter, and soy sauce, and it still fucks
mine's a microwaved bowl of white rice, an egg, butter, and soy sauce, and it still fucks
as a latchkey kid I used to get home from school and raid the pantry to make “creations” which involved pouring various spices and powders and sugars in a bag to eat while I watched batman the animated series
HEY PALS UNSETTLING PROMPT TIME
what's the weirdest thing you ate as a kid?
what's the weirdest thing you ate as a kid?
September 21, 2026 at 4:16 AM
as a latchkey kid I used to get home from school and raid the pantry to make “creations” which involved pouring various spices and powders and sugars in a bag to eat while I watched batman the animated series
Latchkey kid and I STILL “this is she”!
February 17, 2024 at 12:50 AM
Latchkey kid and I STILL “this is she”!
We were not just latchkey kids. IT WAS A LATCHKEY WORLD. 😂
November 26, 2023 at 3:54 AM
We were not just latchkey kids. IT WAS A LATCHKEY WORLD. 😂
i am half woman, half Rice-a-Roni
i am: latchkey kid
i am: latchkey kid
August 2, 2024 at 1:42 AM
i am half woman, half Rice-a-Roni
i am: latchkey kid
i am: latchkey kid
For all my fellow Gen X latchkey kids.
October 4, 2025 at 12:35 AM
For all my fellow Gen X latchkey kids.
The political gerontocracy: absentee parents of a latchkey nation
sarahkendzior.substack.com/p/quicksand
sarahkendzior.substack.com/p/quicksand
July 31, 2026 at 5:59 PM
The political gerontocracy: absentee parents of a latchkey nation
sarahkendzior.substack.com/p/quicksand
sarahkendzior.substack.com/p/quicksand