New Linens-N-Shit Opens https://theonion.com/new-linens-n-shit-opens-1819569948/
July 22, 2026 at 10:00 PM
New Linens-N-Shit Opens https://theonion.com/new-linens-n-shit-opens-1819569948/
the linens in my amtrak roomette have united airlines branding
May 27, 2026 at 4:57 PM
the linens in my amtrak roomette have united airlines branding
funny how you can just eat a good dinner and put fresh linens on your bed and you suddenly feel like at least 50% less evil
November 21, 2024 at 3:23 AM
funny how you can just eat a good dinner and put fresh linens on your bed and you suddenly feel like at least 50% less evil
bought new bed linens
December 17, 2024 at 1:44 AM
bought new bed linens
When your bed linens try to call you out.
April 16, 2025 at 11:27 PM
When your bed linens try to call you out.
What level of disposable income is “getting rid of functional linens because Big Capitalism say they have a best before date”
December 6, 2023 at 9:36 PM
What level of disposable income is “getting rid of functional linens because Big Capitalism say they have a best before date”
Treasury Secretary sounds of idiot and old linens
April 7, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Treasury Secretary sounds of idiot and old linens
Washed my linens because my cat peed on them and then while I was in the shower she peed on them again
September 25, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Washed my linens because my cat peed on them and then while I was in the shower she peed on them again
Ed decides to take a smoke break. He puffs his pipe outside, talking to someone off camera. “I don’t know, mate. Thought this was the thing. And I do love aspects of it. Flower arrangement. Linens. We spent a fortune on the linens, but god they’re lovely. But it seems like we’re almost… roommates.”
December 29, 2024 at 2:38 PM
Ed decides to take a smoke break. He puffs his pipe outside, talking to someone off camera. “I don’t know, mate. Thought this was the thing. And I do love aspects of it. Flower arrangement. Linens. We spent a fortune on the linens, but god they’re lovely. But it seems like we’re almost… roommates.”
Hanging out in my hotel room, like you do
June 9, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Hanging out in my hotel room, like you do
Smoke in your hotel bed all you want. Our linens 98% fireproof.
July 27, 2026 at 4:37 AM
Smoke in your hotel bed all you want. Our linens 98% fireproof.
On 9/11, firefighters carried the body of chaplain Fr. Mychal Judge to this altar.
Moments later, doctors took the altar cloths and linens outside to bandage the dying on the church steps.
Catholics believe that on those linens, God becomes flesh.
That same cloth healed the flesh of New Yorkers;
Moments later, doctors took the altar cloths and linens outside to bandage the dying on the church steps.
Catholics believe that on those linens, God becomes flesh.
That same cloth healed the flesh of New Yorkers;
September 11, 2026 at 3:22 PM
On 9/11, firefighters carried the body of chaplain Fr. Mychal Judge to this altar.
Moments later, doctors took the altar cloths and linens outside to bandage the dying on the church steps.
Catholics believe that on those linens, God becomes flesh.
That same cloth healed the flesh of New Yorkers;
Moments later, doctors took the altar cloths and linens outside to bandage the dying on the church steps.
Catholics believe that on those linens, God becomes flesh.
That same cloth healed the flesh of New Yorkers;
A selection of linens that I’ve recently dyed with plants 🌿
October 30, 2023 at 9:10 PM
A selection of linens that I’ve recently dyed with plants 🌿
training my body to sleep completely motionless like a vampire to preserve my expensive linens
February 4, 2025 at 3:28 PM
training my body to sleep completely motionless like a vampire to preserve my expensive linens
A regal Egyptian croc draped in traditional linens, exuding power and ancient mystique.
🔹 Anonymous
#FurryArt #FurryArts
🔹 Anonymous
#FurryArt #FurryArts
April 7, 2025 at 2:57 PM
A regal Egyptian croc draped in traditional linens, exuding power and ancient mystique.
🔹 Anonymous
#FurryArt #FurryArts
🔹 Anonymous
#FurryArt #FurryArts
procrastinating on putting a load of baby-poop-covered linens and sundries in the dishwasher by staring at the news on my phone and honestly phone still worse
September 24, 2025 at 11:53 PM
procrastinating on putting a load of baby-poop-covered linens and sundries in the dishwasher by staring at the news on my phone and honestly phone still worse
Linens & Stolen Things
February 23, 2026 at 11:17 AM
Linens & Stolen Things
the summer linens are live for presale!!
the linen collection designs as springtime activities <3
we have: ginkgo + farmer's/craft market trip, tulip + flower gardening, and fungi forest + mushroom foraging!
we have: ginkgo + farmer's/craft market trip, tulip + flower gardening, and fungi forest + mushroom foraging!
May 3, 2025 at 6:14 PM
the summer linens are live for presale!!
Changing the linens, which is always a big day for area cats
August 31, 2024 at 6:34 PM
Changing the linens, which is always a big day for area cats
Daily bunny no.2988 can't get to their linens
June 17, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Daily bunny no.2988 can't get to their linens
Maybe you’re a white linens country now.
June 25, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Maybe you’re a white linens country now.