#menorah
the menorah behind us symbolizes the burning of the oil for five miraculous nights 🥲
November 2, 2026 at 8:13 PM
that's the only correct menorah in the picture lol
November 2, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Standard menorah, not a hannukiah. Beautiful.
November 1, 2026 at 1:18 AM
is the ai menorah impaling him
November 2, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Of course. You've got your menorah, your dreidl, your palantir...
November 2, 2026 at 8:34 PM
ah yes, the classic menorah with 6 regular candle holders and one weird one that’s off somewhere doing its own thing
November 2, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Recursive menorah, with a giant menorah, with a large menorah in each slot, with a small menorah in each of those slots, with a tiny menorah in each ...
November 3, 2026 at 2:30 AM
We’re doing Happy Honk again because I can’t think of anything new and I’ll never come up with something better than this one anyways

www.bonfire.com/happyhonk/
November 4, 2026 at 7:36 PM
I’m assuming AI generated based on the hybrid Hebrew letters. Slightly better than the omnipresent menorah posters, though.
November 2, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Technically that one is a menorah but not a hanukkiah. Very weird for them to have a menorah lying around but not a hanukkiah.
November 2, 2026 at 8:04 PM
when you're so jewish that you are yourself part-weird menorah extending out of your ear...
November 2, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Happy mutant menorah and burning dreidel Hanukkah
come over for hanukkah. my creepy AI family and i are going to stare into the orbs
November 2, 2026 at 8:43 PM
You can get a star of David with a menorah logo or a menorah with a star of David logo and I just think that’s neat
November 3, 2026 at 4:53 AM
The whole (to the extent that it is whole) menorah is his earring
November 3, 2026 at 5:58 AM
the one on the right orb would also like a word
November 2, 2026 at 8:04 PM
🤔
October 31, 2026 at 11:30 AM
Best not to ask what she did with the menorah while there.
November 1, 2026 at 7:41 PM
You’ll remember this Hanukkah forever (bc it’s the one where the menorah stretched over and stabbed dad in the back of the head)
November 2, 2026 at 8:15 PM
I like the menorah with the one holder on the far side just bent WAY off.
November 3, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Marco Rubio wishes he was as cool as the Chanukah Golem (or Menorah Monster, if you’re feeling alliterative).
November 4, 2026 at 12:09 AM
bought my candles already. have my menorah(s) (i am probably lighting the nice one and ignoring the long dog one from target). grrrr go go gadget something to be excited for
November 4, 2026 at 7:40 PM
And shrinkflation is real - Hanukkah used to be 8 nights but the menorah in the background tells a different story.
November 3, 2026 at 4:02 AM
We are letting Senator Doctor Abdul El-Sayed light all eight candles of the menorah this Hanukkah
After all that bullshit...Abdul wins a majority of the Jewish vote?
November 4, 2026 at 12:22 PM
On the occasions that Jews use “goy” in a pejorative sense, it’s referring to people like Mike Lawler who think they get to decide who’s really part of the Jewish community. Tell you what, Mike. You’re Catholic. You want the pass? Get us the Menorah back and we’ll talk.
November 2, 2026 at 1:31 PM