FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MONTRESSOR 🍷
Netflix’s Pride and Prejudice hands Jane Austen’s iconic line to one of its characters for the first time
Netflix’s Pride and Prejudice puts iconic line on screen for the first time
Despite several retellings of Jane Austen’s 1813 classic, its much-quoted first line has never made it to the screen
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October 30, 2026 at 2:44 PM
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MONTRESSOR 🍷
For the love of God, Montressor! The most memorable has to be Cask of Amontillado!
October 29, 2026 at 11:39 AM
For the love of God, Montressor! The most memorable has to be Cask of Amontillado!
"Oh, I don't think so, Montressor. You see, I was down here earlier, and there was an alcove where this brick wall is now. Also, you forgot to clean the dried cement off of your shoes when you came upstairs earlier. Your footsteps had a slight scraping sound to them, you see."
Murder She Wrote Jessica holding evidence
Alt: Murder She Wrote; Jessica Fletcher examining a piece of evidence.
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October 30, 2026 at 9:45 PM
"Oh, I don't think so, Montressor. You see, I was down here earlier, and there was an alcove where this brick wall is now. Also, you forgot to clean the dried cement off of your shoes when you came upstairs earlier. Your footsteps had a slight scraping sound to them, you see."
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MONTRESSOR 🍷
Netflix’s Pride and Prejudice hands Jane Austen’s iconic line to one of its characters for the first time
Netflix’s Pride and Prejudice puts iconic line on screen for the first time
Despite several retellings of Jane Austen’s 1813 classic, its much-quoted first line has never made it to the screen
trib.al
October 30, 2026 at 2:44 PM
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MONTRESSOR 🍷
You ever sit and wonder what exactly went through Fortunato’s mind after Montressor mortared in the last stone?
Oh, neither do I.
Oh, neither do I.
November 1, 2026 at 1:37 PM
You ever sit and wonder what exactly went through Fortunato’s mind after Montressor mortared in the last stone?
Oh, neither do I.
Oh, neither do I.
For the love of the Letter G, Montressor!
Why does this Sesame Street toy look like Grover is reenacting Poe's The Cask of Amontillado
October 27, 2026 at 7:11 PM
For the love of the Letter G, Montressor!
Montressor Spaceport
October 25, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Montressor Spaceport
Brb, just gonna stim for the next three hours by repeating FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, MONTRESSOR in my best Grover voice
Why does this Sesame Street toy look like Grover is reenacting Poe's The Cask of Amontillado
October 28, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Brb, just gonna stim for the next three hours by repeating FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, MONTRESSOR in my best Grover voice
Every month for only $2, I will mail you an original #art postcard. Some are funny, some are weird, some are whimsical. All are made with love.
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October 27, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Every month for only $2, I will mail you an original #art postcard. Some are funny, some are weird, some are whimsical. All are made with love.
www.patreon.com/c/abetterjulie
www.patreon.com/c/abetterjulie
Excellent! Here's the link:
www.royalroad.com/fiction/1326...
www.royalroad.com/fiction/1326...
Re: Shattered Memories
The scariest part isn’t the game. It’s remembering he’s in it.
Dante Montressor is faced with the hardest challenge of his life: survival. Stuck without his memories, the only thing he knows is that h...
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October 27, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Excellent! Here's the link:
www.royalroad.com/fiction/1326...
www.royalroad.com/fiction/1326...
I had a collection of Poe short stories and poems I read over and over when I was way too young to be reading them, and I had no idea what amontillado even was but FOR GOD'S SAKE MONTRESSOR sure left an impression. The huge grin on my face when they did the Raven in the first Treehouse of Horror...
October 26, 2026 at 11:07 PM
I had a collection of Poe short stories and poems I read over and over when I was way too young to be reading them, and I had no idea what amontillado even was but FOR GOD'S SAKE MONTRESSOR sure left an impression. The huge grin on my face when they did the Raven in the first Treehouse of Horror...
For the love of god, Montressor!
October 23, 2026 at 6:58 PM
For the love of god, Montressor!
i think i caught feelings for a friend. my drinking buddy Montressor has me all bricked up.
October 20, 2026 at 5:04 PM
i think i caught feelings for a friend. my drinking buddy Montressor has me all bricked up.
i thought Montressor hated Fortunato, so why does he get him bricked up?
#spookyseason
#spookyseason
October 21, 2026 at 5:59 PM
i thought Montressor hated Fortunato, so why does he get him bricked up?
#spookyseason
#spookyseason
I don’t really want to admit to having negative emotions unless it’s funny somehow. I don’t let myself feel things as deeply as I once did. Or rather, I try to act that way. I still have these feelings, I just bury them deep. I brick them up like my name’s Montressor.
October 22, 2026 at 4:34 AM
I don’t really want to admit to having negative emotions unless it’s funny somehow. I don’t let myself feel things as deeply as I once did. Or rather, I try to act that way. I still have these feelings, I just bury them deep. I brick them up like my name’s Montressor.
i think i caught feelings for a friend. my drinking buddy Montressor has me all bricked up.
October 20, 2026 at 5:04 PM
i think i caught feelings for a friend. my drinking buddy Montressor has me all bricked up.
Everyone knows the Montressor is the greatest threat to your inheritance. After he disgraced father in front of all society at the Christmas ball our family was so ruined not even the most devious of cousinery would be tempted by our long gone wealth nor our crumbling estates. Be warned!
Are you supposed to kill the cousins? Is that what you're telling me
October 18, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Everyone knows the Montressor is the greatest threat to your inheritance. After he disgraced father in front of all society at the Christmas ball our family was so ruined not even the most devious of cousinery would be tempted by our long gone wealth nor our crumbling estates. Be warned!
I just want to fucking rest and recover so I can clean and organize my room and get back to normalcy, for the love of GOD Montressor!!!!
October 16, 2026 at 4:16 PM
I just want to fucking rest and recover so I can clean and organize my room and get back to normalcy, for the love of GOD Montressor!!!!
His name is Allan, with an “a” not an “e”
For the love of God, Montressor!
For the love of God, Montressor!
October 16, 2026 at 6:14 PM
His name is Allan, with an “a” not an “e”
For the love of God, Montressor!
For the love of God, Montressor!
For the love of GOD MONTRESSOR!!!
Please look at the high res version of my art in my FA gallery, bsky loves to crunch art so bad www.furaffinity.net/view/66703792/
Please look at the high res version of my art in my FA gallery, bsky loves to crunch art so bad www.furaffinity.net/view/66703792/
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October 15, 2026 at 2:12 AM
For the love of GOD MONTRESSOR!!!
Please look at the high res version of my art in my FA gallery, bsky loves to crunch art so bad www.furaffinity.net/view/66703792/
Please look at the high res version of my art in my FA gallery, bsky loves to crunch art so bad www.furaffinity.net/view/66703792/
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MONTRESSOR
INTERVIEW: Can you explain this gap in your resume?
ME: If you look closer, you'll see it's no gap at all.
He leans closer, off balance. A quick shove.
INTERVIEWER: What - ?
ME: Don't you recognise me, Fortunado? Don't you know how long I've waited for revenge?
I close the gap in my resume.
ME: If you look closer, you'll see it's no gap at all.
He leans closer, off balance. A quick shove.
INTERVIEWER: What - ?
ME: Don't you recognise me, Fortunado? Don't you know how long I've waited for revenge?
I close the gap in my resume.
October 12, 2026 at 5:06 PM
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MONTRESSOR
good ol' JR screaming "bah gawd, Montressor!" as Stone Cold seals up special guest villain of the week in the steel cage
October 11, 2026 at 1:44 PM
good ol' JR screaming "bah gawd, Montressor!" as Stone Cold seals up special guest villain of the week in the steel cage
Mr. Poe. For the love of God, Montressor.
October 10, 2026 at 9:20 AM
Mr. Poe. For the love of God, Montressor.