I don’t plan to move again anytime soon, but movers, definitely movers.
what is a satisfying purchase as an adult
for me it was realizing i could just buy candy at any time
for me it was realizing i could just buy candy at any time
There is no adult purchase less satisfying than new tires.
November 3, 2026 at 2:19 AM
I don’t plan to move again anytime soon, but movers, definitely movers.
I physically felt the lifestyle creep setting in after the first time we hired house cleaners. See also: movers.
what is a satisfying purchase as an adult
for me it was realizing i could just buy candy at any time
for me it was realizing i could just buy candy at any time
There is no adult purchase less satisfying than new tires.
November 3, 2026 at 4:00 AM
I physically felt the lifestyle creep setting in after the first time we hired house cleaners. See also: movers.
God, nothing have ever been more worth it to pay for than movers.
November 3, 2026 at 4:06 AM
God, nothing have ever been more worth it to pay for than movers.
I got movers for the first time two years ago for our last move, I already know I'm never getting a uhaul again
November 3, 2026 at 4:02 AM
I got movers for the first time two years ago for our last move, I already know I'm never getting a uhaul again
The movers cost $470 before tip. They were extremely reasonable. The $3,500 was to get inside the apartment.
Ok if that’s the going rate no wonder my dad picked up a couple of guys at home depo for my move.
He would flip out at that price.
He would flip out at that price.
November 1, 2026 at 11:11 PM
The movers cost $470 before tip. They were extremely reasonable. The $3,500 was to get inside the apartment.
Movers in the ultimate I’m-an-ADULT power play. Though sometimes that happens because you realize your friends are all old, too.
November 3, 2026 at 4:04 AM
Movers in the ultimate I’m-an-ADULT power play. Though sometimes that happens because you realize your friends are all old, too.
Movers was elite; once a year basic house cleaning and car detailing very similar
I physically felt the lifestyle creep setting in after the first time we hired house cleaners. See also: movers.
what is a satisfying purchase as an adult
for me it was realizing i could just buy candy at any time
for me it was realizing i could just buy candy at any time
November 3, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Movers was elite; once a year basic house cleaning and car detailing very similar
Waiting for the movers so I’m googling transi tombs and listening to Bill Evans
November 2, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Waiting for the movers so I’m googling transi tombs and listening to Bill Evans
Paid movers once and decided I'm never moving again
November 3, 2026 at 4:07 AM
Paid movers once and decided I'm never moving again
The movers were one hour late, but the striking Russian at the helm of the two-man team was well worth the trouble.
November 3, 2026 at 11:27 AM
The movers were one hour late, but the striking Russian at the helm of the two-man team was well worth the trouble.
Billionaires can never experience the luxurious feeling of hiring movers for the first time after countless moves of packing Hondas to the gills and paying friends with pizza and beer.
I hired movers for the first time in my life and god what an amazing decision. I am not angry! I haven’t ruined a wall!
November 1, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Billionaires can never experience the luxurious feeling of hiring movers for the first time after countless moves of packing Hondas to the gills and paying friends with pizza and beer.
Move to Israel, Great, I'll call the movers.
November 3, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Move to Israel, Great, I'll call the movers.
The movers came a little late but they showed up with 5 huge dudes and absolutely buried me with boxes.
Waiting for the movers so I’m googling transi tombs and listening to Bill Evans
November 2, 2026 at 11:24 PM
The movers came a little late but they showed up with 5 huge dudes and absolutely buried me with boxes.
Moving always sucks and movers are the only thing I've ever found to make it suck slightly less.
November 1, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Moving always sucks and movers are the only thing I've ever found to make it suck slightly less.
I hired movers for the first time in my life and god what an amazing decision. I am not angry! I haven’t ruined a wall!
November 1, 2026 at 5:41 PM
I hired movers for the first time in my life and god what an amazing decision. I am not angry! I haven’t ruined a wall!
November 3, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Full service movers>>>>>
November 3, 2026 at 5:11 AM
Full service movers>>>>>
I am definitely capable of damaging many more things much worse than any movers ever will. Like Dean above, I consider full service movers some of the best money have ever spent. I didn’t lift a single book. We have about 5000 books. If they can shift all that I will gladly let them fuck up a table
November 1, 2026 at 8:14 AM
I am definitely capable of damaging many more things much worse than any movers ever will. Like Dean above, I consider full service movers some of the best money have ever spent. I didn’t lift a single book. We have about 5000 books. If they can shift all that I will gladly let them fuck up a table
And people wonder why I purposely write men as flat plot movers.
November 3, 2026 at 1:21 AM
And people wonder why I purposely write men as flat plot movers.
I got movers, but threw my back out putting a cheap desk lamp in the car right before they arrived. I'm getting packers the next time, too.
November 3, 2026 at 3:01 AM
I got movers, but threw my back out putting a cheap desk lamp in the car right before they arrived. I'm getting packers the next time, too.
And movers have insurance.
November 1, 2026 at 8:35 AM
And movers have insurance.
Movers also pack books in LITTLE boxes, which amateurs forget. Otherwise you either blow out the box or your back.
November 1, 2026 at 8:50 AM
Movers also pack books in LITTLE boxes, which amateurs forget. Otherwise you either blow out the box or your back.
Remember this one?
“Humans aren’t very efficient movers—until you put us on a bicycle, when we become some of the most energy-efficient land travelers in the animal kingdom.”
The most efficient travellers are us on bikes.
Proven science via Scientific American @sciam.bsky.social #CityMakingMath
“Humans aren’t very efficient movers—until you put us on a bicycle, when we become some of the most energy-efficient land travelers in the animal kingdom.”
The most efficient travellers are us on bikes.
Proven science via Scientific American @sciam.bsky.social #CityMakingMath
The Most Efficient Traveler Isn’t a Bird or a Fish—It’s You on a Bike
A famous graphic, now updated, compares locomotion in the animal kingdom
www.scientificamerican.com
November 3, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Remember this one?
“Humans aren’t very efficient movers—until you put us on a bicycle, when we become some of the most energy-efficient land travelers in the animal kingdom.”
The most efficient travellers are us on bikes.
Proven science via Scientific American @sciam.bsky.social #CityMakingMath
“Humans aren’t very efficient movers—until you put us on a bicycle, when we become some of the most energy-efficient land travelers in the animal kingdom.”
The most efficient travellers are us on bikes.
Proven science via Scientific American @sciam.bsky.social #CityMakingMath