I'm 34 today, narrowly defeating Jesus's high score
December 27, 2023 at 10:01 PM
I'm 34 today, narrowly defeating Jesus's high score
Narrowly avoided boarding a plane that wound up crashing. Whatever, all smooth sailing from here 👍🏼
October 23, 2024 at 3:22 AM
Narrowly avoided boarding a plane that wound up crashing. Whatever, all smooth sailing from here 👍🏼
BREAKING: AP just announced that Democratic Ohio Rep. Kaptur narrowly wins re-election, keeping Republican majority at 218 seats.
November 20, 2024 at 8:47 PM
BREAKING: AP just announced that Democratic Ohio Rep. Kaptur narrowly wins re-election, keeping Republican majority at 218 seats.
Everyone drink! Time to party!
Hegseth narrowly wins confirmation to become US defense secretary
Pete Hegseth narrowly secured enough votes on Friday to become the next U.S. defense secretary, a major victory for President Donald Trump after fierce opposition from Democrats and even some Republicans to his controversial nominee.
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January 25, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Everyone drink! Time to party!
I signed the final bills Melissa Hortman shepherded through the most narrowly divided legislature in the county. All of them bipartisan.
We debated, we found common ground, and we compromised.
That’s how democracy should function.
We debated, we found common ground, and we compromised.
That’s how democracy should function.
June 17, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I signed the final bills Melissa Hortman shepherded through the most narrowly divided legislature in the county. All of them bipartisan.
We debated, we found common ground, and we compromised.
That’s how democracy should function.
We debated, we found common ground, and we compromised.
That’s how democracy should function.
Taylor Lorenz pulling a "Why I'm Leaving the Left" is perhaps the most predictable thing ever to have occurred, narrowly edging out "housecat slowly pushes cup off edge of table"
September 20, 2026 at 5:36 AM
Taylor Lorenz pulling a "Why I'm Leaving the Left" is perhaps the most predictable thing ever to have occurred, narrowly edging out "housecat slowly pushes cup off edge of table"
when the. when the balls clench, hold, and unclench as they narrowly avoid cumming 💭 and their nuts plop down visibly bigger afterwards 💭
September 20, 2026 at 3:17 AM
when the. when the balls clench, hold, and unclench as they narrowly avoid cumming 💭 and their nuts plop down visibly bigger afterwards 💭
Next you'll tell me SCOTUS narrowly avoided overturning the First Amendment and that I'm supposed to cheer?
June 30, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Next you'll tell me SCOTUS narrowly avoided overturning the First Amendment and that I'm supposed to cheer?
Clarence Thomas says the 14th Amendment should be read narrowly because it was written for formerly enslaved people.
By that logic, the 2nd Amendment was written for muskets, not AR-15s.
Funny how that kind of originalism only shows up when it's convenient.
By that logic, the 2nd Amendment was written for muskets, not AR-15s.
Funny how that kind of originalism only shows up when it's convenient.
July 1, 2026 at 5:01 AM
Clarence Thomas says the 14th Amendment should be read narrowly because it was written for formerly enslaved people.
By that logic, the 2nd Amendment was written for muskets, not AR-15s.
Funny how that kind of originalism only shows up when it's convenient.
By that logic, the 2nd Amendment was written for muskets, not AR-15s.
Funny how that kind of originalism only shows up when it's convenient.
there's nothing more narrowly provincial than a leftist who thinks the world hates Americans.
June 24, 2025 at 6:36 PM
there's nothing more narrowly provincial than a leftist who thinks the world hates Americans.
Loud racism narrowly defeats quiet racism in B.C. Conservative leadership race
Loud racism narrowly defeats quiet racism in B.C. Conservative leadership race
CAMPBELL RIVER, B.C. - Overt racist speech has narrowly won out over the more traditional dogwhistle racist messaging this past Sunday, with "Loud Racism" officially becoming the new leader of the B.C...
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June 3, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Loud racism narrowly defeats quiet racism in B.C. Conservative leadership race
It was a close thing but the kitties narrowly avoided starvation this morning.
#EverybodyLovesMousecow
#ScampiVonMonkeyface
#AndMissyToo
#EverybodyLovesMousecow
#ScampiVonMonkeyface
#AndMissyToo
September 7, 2025 at 9:13 AM
It was a close thing but the kitties narrowly avoided starvation this morning.
#EverybodyLovesMousecow
#ScampiVonMonkeyface
#AndMissyToo
#EverybodyLovesMousecow
#ScampiVonMonkeyface
#AndMissyToo
I just cancelled a free trial before the automatic payments kicked in and the adrenaline flowing through me right now feels like I narrowly escaped a shark attack.
June 29, 2026 at 4:31 PM
I just cancelled a free trial before the automatic payments kicked in and the adrenaline flowing through me right now feels like I narrowly escaped a shark attack.
just learned i narrowly avoided the Cusp of Drama
September 27, 2026 at 11:56 AM
just learned i narrowly avoided the Cusp of Drama
A large number of bad “big boys are never accountable“ SCOTUS opinions are easily circumvented if legislatures—state and Congress—just found some spine and created/updated rights of action.
So many of these cases are SCOTUS reading laws crazy narrowly, or interpreting Con Las MINIMUMS narrowly.
So many of these cases are SCOTUS reading laws crazy narrowly, or interpreting Con Las MINIMUMS narrowly.
The facts of this case are bad. County wrongly claimed family owed $2,000 in taxes, foreclosed on the home, and sold a house it assessed at $190K for just $76K and tried (unsuccessfully) to keep all $76K.
Screwed a family out of tens of thousands to collect $2,000 that they didn't actually owe.
Screwed a family out of tens of thousands to collect $2,000 that they didn't actually owe.
The Supreme Court's fourth opinion is Pung v. Isabella County. Per Alito, the court holds that when the state forecloses upon a house due to outstanding property taxes, it owes the former owner only "the price obtained in a tax sale" under the takings clause. www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/25p...
June 23, 2026 at 3:29 PM
A large number of bad “big boys are never accountable“ SCOTUS opinions are easily circumvented if legislatures—state and Congress—just found some spine and created/updated rights of action.
So many of these cases are SCOTUS reading laws crazy narrowly, or interpreting Con Las MINIMUMS narrowly.
So many of these cases are SCOTUS reading laws crazy narrowly, or interpreting Con Las MINIMUMS narrowly.
Nintendo coming to my hospital room, after I narrowly survive a brutal stabbing, to C&D me because I was wearing a Mario shirt when it happened
A Pokémon card shop is rebranding after Nintendo contacted the owners over trademark following an armed robbery at the store
The outpouring of support from the incident alerted Nintendo to The Poké Court's name and logo
The outpouring of support from the incident alerted Nintendo to The Poké Court's name and logo
February 21, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Nintendo coming to my hospital room, after I narrowly survive a brutal stabbing, to C&D me because I was wearing a Mario shirt when it happened
NEWS: The House narrowly voted to approve the GOP budget blueprint by a vote of 216-214, which aims to make massive cuts to Medicaid and give massive tax breaks to the wealthiest Americans.
April 10, 2025 at 3:48 PM
NEWS: The House narrowly voted to approve the GOP budget blueprint by a vote of 216-214, which aims to make massive cuts to Medicaid and give massive tax breaks to the wealthiest Americans.
ya that seems right but i also think theres an alternate timeline where like brexit narrowly loses, clinton narrowly beats trump and idk like bo xilai becomes premier instead of xi and everything looks totally unrecognizable across the three continents now
Increasingly really think that we might be in a slow-motion civilizational breakdown as people prove psychologically incapable of dealing with the complexities of modern life.
September 15, 2025 at 4:41 AM
ya that seems right but i also think theres an alternate timeline where like brexit narrowly loses, clinton narrowly beats trump and idk like bo xilai becomes premier instead of xi and everything looks totally unrecognizable across the three continents now
*very small voice* Hasan Piker is narrowly correct that museum heists are way cooler than crypto theft
April 22, 2026 at 9:06 PM
*very small voice* Hasan Piker is narrowly correct that museum heists are way cooler than crypto theft
How many times a day do you narrowly escape being accidently killed by household appliance use
January 20, 2026 at 3:10 PM
How many times a day do you narrowly escape being accidently killed by household appliance use
It simply never ends. Fish and Wildlife Service Director Brian Nesvik issued new guidance interpreting the Endangered Species Act’s prohibition on “taking” endangered wildlife much more narrowly. Under the new interpretation, an action generally has to be intentionally
September 20, 2026 at 6:49 PM
It simply never ends. Fish and Wildlife Service Director Brian Nesvik issued new guidance interpreting the Endangered Species Act’s prohibition on “taking” endangered wildlife much more narrowly. Under the new interpretation, an action generally has to be intentionally
Pennsylvania Republicans who narrowly won their House seats feel the heat of early votes back home.
Pennsylvania Republicans who narrowly won their House seats feel the heat of early votes back home
Newly minted U.S. Rep. Rob Bresnahan swore he wouldn't support gutting government benefits such as Medicaid that residents of his northeastern Pennsylvania district rely on. Bresnahan and two other P...
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March 1, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Pennsylvania Republicans who narrowly won their House seats feel the heat of early votes back home.
A second birthday for a #Ukrainian Defender: he narrowly missed a Russian FPV drone.
June 18, 2025 at 7:44 PM
A second birthday for a #Ukrainian Defender: he narrowly missed a Russian FPV drone.