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💯 NerdJoke of the day! ❤️
July 4, 2026 at 4:43 PM
absolutemtb.bsky.social
My followers aren’t found

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November 18, 2024 at 7:23 PM
honzakorinek.bsky.social
Další měsíční #nerdjoke
- Víš, proč na měsíci nefunguje rádio?
+ ???
- Není tam uzemnění.
February 8, 2025 at 8:02 AM
ripperelse.bsky.social
I was Raptured and Because of a Glitch I Got Level 999!

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September 23, 2025 at 1:39 AM
infinite8horizon.com
Double reflection, Bald Knob

For #BlueSkyArtShow #Reflections

#photography #wildlife #nature #birds #lorikeet #humour #NerdJoke #EastCoastKin
Two lorikeets in a wickerwork feeder. One is on top, in profile, facing right, while the other is hanging directly underneath, in profile, facing left.
February 8, 2025 at 5:09 AM
mallorcagraphics.bsky.social
#nerdjoke #nerdjokes #nerd #nerdjokesfornerds #itjokes #fun #photography #foodphotography
March 18, 2025 at 12:01 PM
bzmac.bsky.social
#NerdJoke
jongraywb.blacksky.app ✪ Beware the Gray Ghost ✪ @jongraywb.blacksky.app · Aug 3
So I'm looking at some indie bands. There's one called 1023 Megabytes. They're good but they haven't secured a gig yet.
August 3, 2024 at 4:49 AM
mallorcagraphics.bsky.social
#nerdjokesfornerds #nerdjokes #nerdjoke #nerd #fridayfun #socialmediamarketing #programmer
October 1, 2026 at 10:01 PM
insidesandoutsides.bsky.social
My first morning at Science Camp. The door is flung open, and the sergeant Bayes, "adjust your Posteriors!"

#NerdJoke #SorryNotSorry
January 13, 2025 at 10:04 PM
mallorcagraphics.bsky.social
#nerdjokesfornerds #nerdjokes #nerdjoke #nerd #fridayfun #socialmediamarketing
August 6, 2026 at 10:01 PM
drmsgandhi.bsky.social
Must be Khan Noonien Singh in the seat...... #startrek #nerdjoke
paulisci.bsky.social Paul Fairie @paulisci.bsky.social · Dec 12
Did we all know that these used to be called Eugenic Baby Developers?
Eugenic Baby Developer --a "Safety First" Strength Builder $2.25 It is no longer pardonable for a child to have deformed limbs which were acquired through premature walking. This can be avoided through the early use of the "Eugenic Baby Developer"--a scientific, practical device for the physical development of the child's limbs. The seat is so constructed that the infant cannot fall out, and the material from which it is made can be washed and thus kept in a sanitary condition at all times. It can be adjusted to any length-- locking in any position. The springs are provided in sets of two--thus preventing any possible danger to the infant in case one should break. Let us demonstrate this wonderful "silent nurse" to you. --The Sacramento Bee, 21 Sep 1917.
December 12, 2024 at 10:46 PM
bobohara.bsky.social
The main problem with a Formica kitchen is keeping the ants out #nerdjoke
lbflyawayhome.bsky.social Helen Day @lbflyawayhome.bsky.social · Apr 26
The Ladybird ‘dream kitchen’
(As pictured in John Bull Magazine, 1953)
A woman stands making pastry in a large 1950s kitchen which has brightly coloured red formica worktops, yellow cabinets with red handles, a checked kitchen floor and a bright red table
April 26, 2025 at 7:41 AM
dirtydevotee.bsky.social
It takes a lot of musculus to move that much snow. #NerdJoke #LatinJoke #DadJoke #WhereIsThatDamnedCoffee
February 4, 2025 at 5:48 PM
fenken.bsky.social
#QuoteOfTheDay: 'If the goslings break formation does the lead goose lose its temper, shout abuse and throw its binoculars in the drink?'

#NicheJoke
#NerdJoke
#2ndPacificSquadron
@drachinifel.bsky.social
Two greylag geese escorting four goslings in line astern along a river
May 12, 2025 at 7:13 PM
katskahnne.bsky.social
Nerdjoke...
March 17, 2025 at 7:31 AM
simonwlewis.bsky.social
Our son’s choice. He does have very furry feet. We call his tale Samwise, as it follows him around everywhere. #nerdjoke
May 3, 2025 at 2:08 AM
thenovaelement.bsky.social
So, I'm assuming this post is in "The Cloud," right? Since we're on Blue Sky? 😆 #nerdjoke #dadjoke
January 24, 2025 at 4:36 PM
sitcomreality.bsky.social
MUSTARD (n.) a sauce that burns later.

lit. "small delay"

MUS from Greek mus ("mouse") + TARD from Latin tardus ("slow, sluggish")

See also:
* retard ("hinder, delay")
* tardy ("late, slow")
* TARDIS ("time-stopping device")

#etymology #linguisticshumor #fakeetymology #nerdjoke
January 2, 2026 at 7:21 AM
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endingwithali.com Ali @endingwithali.com · Jul 20
I wish I could give you the context but I can’t
Image from X
July 20, 2026 at 2:09 AM
fantasos.bsky.social
The best answer
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valoisa.bsky.social valoisa ⚧ @valoisa.bsky.social · Jan 7
Well - in the first place - being a meteorite it would have already traveled through the atmosphere so there wouldn't be very much to do but I would rather still choose Sebastian Tynkkynen to catch it. Or maybe he could do it hand in hand with Musk.
dimmu141.bsky.social Dmitry Gurbanov @dimmu141.bsky.social · Jan 7
Mitä ihmettä!? 😀 😀
January 7, 2025 at 12:08 PM
holliemiller.bsky.social
Hello world #nerdjoke
January 10, 2025 at 6:46 PM
mallorcagraphics.bsky.social
#nerdjokesfornerds #nerdjokes #nerdjoke #nerd #fridayfun
May 29, 2026 at 3:01 PM
mallorcagraphics.bsky.social
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July 31, 2026 at 3:01 PM
dirtydevotee.bsky.social
So, this is Yavin 4? #NerdJoke
December 6, 2024 at 5:13 PM
dirtydevotee.bsky.social
Talk about art that is outside of the...

...wait for it...

...ordinary.

(See what I did there?) #DadJoke #NerdJoke #DadWhoIsANerdJoke => en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Actual_...
January 24, 2025 at 11:44 PM