going through every single employee benefit policy document to optimize my transition into boobalicious cuntzilla
November 3, 2026 at 10:14 PM
going through every single employee benefit policy document to optimize my transition into boobalicious cuntzilla
You better optimize your ass.
November 3, 2026 at 2:30 AM
You better optimize your ass.
For anyone who says we just need to optimize our website for AI:
I think you’re underestimating the problem. Gen AI search engines are designed to keep users from clicking onto new websites at all.
It doesn’t matter if you’re at the top. It still doesn’t drive web traffic.
It doesn’t matter if you’re at the top. It still doesn’t drive web traffic.
October 29, 2026 at 3:32 PM
For anyone who says we just need to optimize our website for AI:
previously anti ai friend is now rewriting her 2048 solver with opus to optimize perf
November 3, 2026 at 2:35 AM
previously anti ai friend is now rewriting her 2048 solver with opus to optimize perf
OK, hear me out. What if we rephrased "buying another notebook and some pens you don't really need" to "equipping yourself to optimize your work flow."
November 3, 2026 at 8:03 PM
OK, hear me out. What if we rephrased "buying another notebook and some pens you don't really need" to "equipping yourself to optimize your work flow."
None of the metrics by which state allocations for institutional funding of universities optimize for learning, which should make it clear how these institutions are increasingly designed to function.
November 3, 2026 at 1:37 PM
None of the metrics by which state allocations for institutional funding of universities optimize for learning, which should make it clear how these institutions are increasingly designed to function.
It’s like a head injury in my feed that I am trying to optimize for a different kind of head injury.
would appreciate that inbred island to shut the fuck up about deepthroating for one night so I can mainline degen turnout info without distraction
November 3, 2026 at 10:55 PM
It’s like a head injury in my feed that I am trying to optimize for a different kind of head injury.
I wish I could just be bad at a game without an entire gaming community yelling at me about how to optimize everything
November 2, 2026 at 4:39 PM
I wish I could just be bad at a game without an entire gaming community yelling at me about how to optimize everything
Constantly rotating food between the microwave and the freezer to optimize both.
October 30, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Constantly rotating food between the microwave and the freezer to optimize both.
argon how are you still finding ways to optimize llamacpp it’s been like 1h30
October 31, 2026 at 12:00 AM
argon how are you still finding ways to optimize llamacpp it’s been like 1h30
It used to be that "a deterministic function could never be sophisticated enough to optimize code" and that "you need a mathematician to validate your code by reading the assembly."
November 3, 2026 at 4:00 PM
It used to be that "a deterministic function could never be sophisticated enough to optimize code" and that "you need a mathematician to validate your code by reading the assembly."
Optimize my heart
October 28, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Optimize my heart
Whoever or whatever wrote the phrase “optimize your naps” needs to reconsider its choices
November 2, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Whoever or whatever wrote the phrase “optimize your naps” needs to reconsider its choices
Oof❗️These bushes are a bit too much for #mobile. Gonna need to optimize the mesh and/or materials to avoid frame drops. 😅
#IndieDev #GameDev #SoloDev
#TapItTuesday
#MazesForDazes
#IndieDev #GameDev #SoloDev
#TapItTuesday
#MazesForDazes
November 3, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Oof❗️These bushes are a bit too much for #mobile. Gonna need to optimize the mesh and/or materials to avoid frame drops. 😅
#IndieDev #GameDev #SoloDev
#TapItTuesday
#MazesForDazes
#IndieDev #GameDev #SoloDev
#TapItTuesday
#MazesForDazes
Speed runners want to optimize everything, so they keep trying to see if they can speed-run puberty.
November 3, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Speed runners want to optimize everything, so they keep trying to see if they can speed-run puberty.
tfw you optimize your untreated schizophrenia
i have an AI agent that screams nonstop. Just an endless scream.
![Bryan Johnson
I have an Al agent that logs every negative comment someone makes about me online.
It then creates a profile of the person, maps all of their social connections, and finds all their emails.
Tomorrow morning, my Al agent will sent [sic] out an email blast to everyone's extended social network, detailing the horrible things they've said about me.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:6ljac3gxzqxy56fhx7qu3jqd/bafkreihjwzs4tpwfct4gzr6grq4hfgyilvh4hqzzz64wsbzics4gd55zae)
October 27, 2026 at 2:25 PM
tfw you optimize your untreated schizophrenia
<long exhale> _What the fuck_
November 2, 2026 at 10:28 PM
<long exhale> _What the fuck_
I did optimize my nap. I napped as long as I could.
November 2, 2026 at 7:34 PM
I did optimize my nap. I napped as long as I could.
Hey this is my day job atm!
You can optimize farther. Much, much farther.
You can optimize farther. Much, much farther.
October 31, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Hey this is my day job atm!
You can optimize farther. Much, much farther.
You can optimize farther. Much, much farther.
But I neeeed to optimize the things I do for pleasure. To be better at it
November 2, 2026 at 8:12 PM
But I neeeed to optimize the things I do for pleasure. To be better at it
consulting the engine lines to optimize my negative self-talk
October 31, 2026 at 4:56 AM
consulting the engine lines to optimize my negative self-talk
HEY SIRI OPTIMIZE MY VACATION
Listen to yourself
Listen to yourself
October 31, 2026 at 2:53 AM
HEY SIRI OPTIMIZE MY VACATION
Listen to yourself
Listen to yourself
can you take the OSCE *faster* to optimize meme access
November 3, 2026 at 8:08 PM
can you take the OSCE *faster* to optimize meme access
AI is bringing out the absolute worst mash-up of capitalism plus the web.
Any good content is being moved behind 1,000 different paywalls across the web, while all publicly visible content is being utterly destroyed to optimize the appeal for AI-based search.
This makes SEO optimization look good.
Any good content is being moved behind 1,000 different paywalls across the web, while all publicly visible content is being utterly destroyed to optimize the appeal for AI-based search.
This makes SEO optimization look good.
November 3, 2026 at 1:12 AM
AI is bringing out the absolute worst mash-up of capitalism plus the web.
Any good content is being moved behind 1,000 different paywalls across the web, while all publicly visible content is being utterly destroyed to optimize the appeal for AI-based search.
This makes SEO optimization look good.
Any good content is being moved behind 1,000 different paywalls across the web, while all publicly visible content is being utterly destroyed to optimize the appeal for AI-based search.
This makes SEO optimization look good.
I like making brushes too much. It's like Diablo but instead of building and tweaking various demon exploding machines, I'm tweaking brush settings to optimize bumpiness???
November 1, 2026 at 6:08 AM
I like making brushes too much. It's like Diablo but instead of building and tweaking various demon exploding machines, I'm tweaking brush settings to optimize bumpiness???