#paddywagon
last night someone called LAPD on midnight mahjong and they had 20 officers with a paddywagon and unmarked car, stood around staring at the 30 somethings singing and playing mahjong, and left. #MahjongSwag
July 3, 2026 at 9:20 PM
"This is the same yard I was sniffing in the shade. They must've put up their Halloween decorations up after my walkies yesterday because this was up today!" - Buster
September 28, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Not even six months and he's saying Irish-Americans aren't American. He's gonna put out a fuckin EO saying 'we're gonna be saying paddywagon again very strongly.'
July 12, 2025 at 6:53 PM
ACAB includes the sheriff who put Potato in the paddywagon
July 25, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Every robot with a camera and wheels is a paddywagon waiting to happen.
July 8, 2026 at 3:43 PM
"You're being watched by TikTok!" I scream as they drag me away. "Get in the paddywagon to the hospital! Only a delusional person could think this."
Crazy person humor, but when I thought to tell my partner TikTok knows where he lives, I was like shoot how do I say this, is he gonna ask me if it's time for me to go the mental hospital?
January 24, 2026 at 12:13 AM
A judge has imposed fines and costs of €5,700 on independent tourist coach operator Paddywagon for operating an unauthorised coach service to the country's most popular natural tourist attraction, the Cliffs of Moher
Paddywagon fined for unauthorised Cliffs of Moher service
A judge has imposed fines and costs of €5,700 on independent tourist coach operator Paddywagon for operating an unauthorised coach service to the country's most popular natural tourist attraction, the...
www.rte.ie
September 7, 2026 at 2:18 PM
*mentally reskeets*

Not going in the paddywagon today.
June 22, 2025 at 2:37 AM
こんばんはBluesky!
さぁ、今日はウィリスバン(PaddyWagon)のボディまわりを整えていこう!
July 14, 2025 at 10:43 AM
afaik NO ONE in Chicago media got their ass out on the ground to cover the roving squads of cops with paddywagon backup enforcing a de facto daylight curfew on all Black people out on their own streets, ordered by progressive hope & discrimination victim Mayor Lori Lightfoot
I feel the mainstream of the country has memory holed so much horror, but I have never forgotten the way a movement to reform racist policing was beaten back, literally, with police violence, including violence targeting the journalists who tried to cover it.

www.latimes.com/california/s...
L.A. Times reporters attacked by Minnesota troopers will settle lawsuit for $1.2 million
The journalists sued the Minnesota State Patrol in 2021 after being cornered and attacked by officers while covering a protest of George Floyd's slaying.
www.latimes.com
March 28, 2024 at 12:13 AM
The cops Mirandized me and now I'm this skanky chick named Miranda. This entire paddywagon is just full to brimming of skanky Mirandas
November 13, 2023 at 6:05 AM
Bite my ass. Haul me away in the paddywagon, officer. It will be for my just cause. I'll be a political prisoner. Because I ain't putting on no bra unless I feel like it. Jiggly boobs in public so deal with it.
Media needs to stop with "critics say" and just quote the actual language of the bill.

HB 249 creates a new category of "seminudity" which can be used to arrest women who aren't nude, but are wearing clothing — leggings, t-shirts without bras — that religious groups feel is too provocative.
Critics of new bill say Ohio women would be banned from sports bras, bikinis in public
'The peak of fear mongering.'
mynews4.com
April 21, 2026 at 9:23 PM
📷 Weegee, New York, 1942

"There is an aggression implicit in every use of the camera."
- Susan Sontag
June 12, 2025 at 2:58 PM
"I'm not the Gestapo", I cry, while throwing people who have done nothing wrong in the eyes of the law in the paddywagon.
"Those people are so mean"
I remove the mask I wear so people can't ID me and blow my nose.
"You're so right" says my colleague, as we drive towards the forever-jail.
May 19, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Biden is Silent Generation though so his first exposure to the idea was probably in some police radio drama called like The Malt-o-Meal Paddywagon Hour Presented By American Asbestos
so did everybody forget biden saying this or what
Trump’s “just shoot them in the leg” idea is probably the purest form of boomer media brain. That generation saw the idea on repeat in cop movies and TV shows but it takes a special kind of idiot to think that’s a real world solution.
April 11, 2024 at 11:06 PM
I'm afraid we're rapidly entering into a period of state censorship and cultural erasure.

We won't always be able to stop it, at least in the short term, but it's critical that we record and remember.
June 23, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Also consider that ICE's ambush predator thing also involves kidnapping the person to book them. This requires they leave the area unless they plan on stuffing people in a paddywagon next to the polling station which is how you get riots
February 17, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Obsessing over the sexuality of a minor is sex pervert behavior. Dude should be in the back of a paddywagon rn.
Here's promoter of the "autogynephilia" pseudoscience concept J Michael Bailey, complaining that a science journal doesn't discuss the imagined sexuality of a 17 year-old in a paper about how she solved a math problem.

Anyway, trans women are the perverts by the way.
August 25, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I stopped a coworker in her tracks once when she asked why we need to parade around half clothed at the Sydney Mardi Gras when straight people don't have a parade why do gay people

I replied "because no one was ever beaten and stuffed into a paddywagon for being straight."
June 1, 2024 at 10:11 AM
ACAB includes Thomas the Tank Engine’s gay step-brother Peter Paddywagon
July 10, 2023 at 7:01 PM
They pat down arrestees outside before putting them on the paddywagon.
January 29, 2026 at 4:41 AM
If there's one thing 100% of FBI agents agree on, it's that they're just fundamentally *better* than local cop plebs, so I can't imagine Trump making them all play Johnny Paddywagon (while people constantly yell "why are you here?" at them) is doing anything good to morale.
August 16, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Tour operator Paddywagon fined over rogue service to Cliffs of Moher
Tour operator Paddywagon fined over rogue service to Cliffs of Moher
Solicitor for National Transport Authority sought maximum fine as coach operator admits repeat offence
www.irishtimes.com
September 7, 2026 at 3:47 PM