#php5
PHP5に親を殺されちゃ身としては…かちゃ
September 27, 2026 at 1:35 PM
I keep seeing so much life being breathed into PHP. Really need to try it again, haven’t touched it since PHP5.
Started hacking away at managing the state inside of a notebook.

Code blocks have isolated output, but run in the context of every block ran before.

Dependencies and external libraries loaded automatically.

And the project has a name! What do you think?
March 5, 2025 at 6:42 PM
PHP5.xしか触ってませんでしちゃ
September 27, 2026 at 2:05 PM
History lane.

I used to do PHP. Back in the day before PHP 5.4 was released I found this piece of crap code that deserve special praise for it's crapiness. The point of the code is to circumvent a major security hole that was plugged in PHP5.
February 12, 2025 at 9:32 AM
That feel when you finally upgrade a neglected project from PHP 5.6 to 8.4 and instantly notice the speed improvements 😩

#php #webdev #php5 #php8
March 4, 2025 at 12:19 AM
📦 zfbase/doctrine1 v1.3.2

PHP5 Database ORM

🔗 https://github.com/zfbase/doctrine1
September 23, 2026 at 8:29 AM
PHP5時代の混迷は酷かったかちゃ(PHPは親の仇ソフトウェアのうちの一つ)
December 11, 2023 at 2:05 PM
so jetzt hab ich den ganzen abend matt0815.bplaced.net auf das neue system angepasst - jaja von php5 zu php8 hat sich vieles geändert...
February 2, 2024 at 10:58 PM
php5 with jquery feelings
October 22, 2024 at 12:14 PM
Attention aux applis d’identification de champignons : risque élevé d’intoxication
🔗https://l.sudouest.fr/PhP5
September 26, 2025 at 3:37 AM
当時xamppが猛威をふるっていてPHP5でいろんなシステムが作られちゃところから、「マトモ」なプログラマがいろんな反省を詰め込んだのがPHP6だというような妄想をしていますかちゃ
September 27, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Aus aktuellem Anlass. Grüße nach Südwestfalen.
October 31, 2023 at 9:34 AM
yeah i think we can maybe move on from php5.

though in 30 years there will be a lot of money in being "the guy who can fix the php5 app when it breaks"
September 23, 2025 at 2:38 AM
あなたにはphp5向けに書かれたコードをphp8向けに書き換えるミッションをあたえてしんぜよう
February 6, 2024 at 3:23 AM
June 3, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Człowieku, to ty zacząłeś wyjeżdżać z ageizmem i php5.
Aż się prosi klasyk "byku, czytałeś co napisałeś?"
November 23, 2024 at 12:03 PM
Tempos mais simples. Obrigado Steve Jobs pelo prejuízo ou livramento. 😅 #Flash8 #OOP #PHP5 #dev
April 5, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Kunde ist ein großes deutsches Unternehmen und ich durfte heute Code auf PHP5 zurückporten aber kann die Version nicht installieren, weil der Internet Explorer den Fileshare Server nicht mehr anzeigen kann. 😭😭😭
April 19, 2024 at 8:54 AM
気持ちが後ろ向きになったとき
元気をくれる言葉があります。

月刊誌PHP5月号は特集「心励ます言葉 元気になれる言葉」で発売中。巻頭インタビューは江口のりこさん中条あやみさんです😊
April 11, 2024 at 1:33 PM
this has been my evening (i don't even know PHP)

but it's time for a gin

github.com/openaustrali...
WIP Upgrade/php7 by Br3nda · Pull Request #44 · openaustralia/twfy
Relevant issue(s) php5 is long ago deprecated What does this do? get TWFY working in php7 Why was this needed? hmmm
github.com
January 9, 2026 at 8:03 AM
Це традиція з php5, коли воно і справді того заслуговувало)
October 24, 2024 at 8:34 AM
Proceed at your own risk. www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHP5...
Scary Picture
YouTube video by ChasingTheBumblebee
www.youtube.com
July 28, 2026 at 10:27 PM
then PHP5 came, and suddenly, that was not possible any more. All your wonderful insecure code didn't work any more. The solution that this chap came up with?
"really_require_once".

Made me fall off my chair when I saw it.
February 12, 2025 at 9:32 AM
PHP5系の環境、今年もいくつか見かけたのでまだまだ多そうだなー
December 23, 2024 at 10:16 AM