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C:/users/website/file.html
submitted by roserose56 to programmer_humor 203 points | 20 comments
programming.dev
September 25, 2026 at 12:23 PM
programming.dev.web.brid.gy
Python Installation
submitted by CodiUnicorn to programmer_humor 126 points | 15 comments
programming.dev
September 25, 2026 at 12:23 PM
gabboman.xyz
OH SHIT ANOTHER SOFTWARE DOING SPACES IN TABS
RE: <a href="https://piefed.zip/c/programmer_humor/p/809473/save-animals-push-to-prod" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">https://piefed.zip/c/programmer_humor/p/809473/save-animals-push-to-prod
December 15, 2025 at 8:05 AM
programming.dev.web.brid.gy
A community turned to a grift
submitted by GolfFoxtrotLima to programmer_humor 372 points | 21 comments cross-posted from: lemmy.world/post/52274500
programming.dev
September 24, 2026 at 2:54 AM
programming.dev.web.brid.gy
Hey mod you'd find this one very funny
submitted by laz to programmer_humor 1 points | 0 comments https://github.com/pagar-ani/native-topmost Open it is the most unhinged repo I have seen this week
programming.dev
September 26, 2026 at 6:24 PM
programming.dev.web.brid.gy
I asked Meta’s Muse for its filesystem and it sent me 6.8 GB
submitted by cm0002 to programmer_humor 51 points | 9 comments https://mouse.dev/blog/muse-runtime-export/
programming.dev
September 25, 2026 at 12:24 PM
cody-programmer08.bsky.social
#programmer_humor #lmao #developer #memes #codes #meme #programming
November 13, 2025 at 8:15 AM
programming.dev.web.brid.gy
This was not the flex that DHH thought it was
submitted by tatterdemalion to programmer_humor 148 points | 16 comments From DHH’s long-winded keynote at Rails World 2026. He was bragging that Hey’s backend is so efficient because it’s written in Rust (which he hates and refuses to read).
programming.dev
September 27, 2026 at 4:27 PM
buresdv.eu
The Cork development experience. SOUND ON

#programming #CorkApp #programmer_humor #swift
July 15, 2026 at 9:03 PM
programming.dev.web.brid.gy
it's time
submitted by not_IO to programmer_humor 439 points | 37 comments anyone else feel that AI has sucked all joy out of the open source world? i used to scroll fdroid when I’m bored and it was so exciting sometimes
programming.dev
September 24, 2026 at 2:55 AM
programming.dev.web.brid.gy
can somebody confirm this pls?
submitted by gandalf_der_13te to programmer_humor 71 points | 13 comments
programming.dev
September 21, 2026 at 12:33 PM
programming.dev.web.brid.gy
Why yes, I do communicate via esoteric languages incomprehensible to the average person, why do you ask?
submitted by GolfFoxtrotLima to programmer_humor 164 points | 11 comments cross-posted from: lemmy.world/post/52212601
programming.dev
September 23, 2026 at 8:31 AM
programming.dev.web.brid.gy
lmao
submitted by A404 to programmer_humor 591 points | 22 comments
programming.dev
September 20, 2026 at 5:29 PM
spielmannspiel.bsky.social
writing code / writing commit message

source: fxtwitter.com/RyanEls4/sta...

#programming #gamedev #indiedev #coding #git #github #programminghumor #programmer_humor
**TL;DR:** Meme shows Patrick from *SpongeBob SquarePants* highlighting the difference between focused code writing and disorganized commit messages. The top image shows Patrick dressed as a scientist, intensely looking through a microscope and taking notes, labeled "writing code." This suggests focus and precision. The bottom image depicts Patrick in a chaotic setting, holding a hammer with a wooden board stuck to his head, labeled "writing commit message," indicating confusion or a lack of focus. Text in the image: - "writing code" - "writing commit message"
September 20, 2024 at 12:55 PM
spielmannspiel.bsky.social
Programming VS Demon Summoning

#programming #programmer_humor #programmerhumor #demon #summoning #Cthulhu
**TL;DR**: A humorous comparison chart equating programming to demon summoning with one key difference—candles. **Image Description**: A chart compares two activities: "Programming" and "Demon Summoning." It lists six rows of attributes: 1. **Must know language unspoken by mankind** - Both have a green checkmark. 2. **Requires that you be exact or suffer dire consequences** - Both have a green checkmark. 3. **Involves much cursing, swearing of oaths, and pleading with a higher power** - Both have a green checkmark. 4. **Not understanding the true power you wield or the consequences of your actions** - Both have a green checkmark. 5. **Sometimes you have to execute a child** - Both have a green checkmark. 6. **Candles** - Programming has a red "X," and Demon Summoning has a green checkmark. **Context**: A joke about how similar programming feels to demon summoning, but demon summoning uniquely requires candles.
December 17, 2024 at 9:23 AM
spielmannspiel.bsky.social
Forget semantic versioning, use PRIDE VERSIONING! 🏳️‍🌈
pridever.org

#semver #SemanticVersioning #programming #ProgrammTipp #programmer_humor #version #dev #development
Pride Versioning - Pride Versioning 🏳️‍🌈 0.2.0
Forget semantic versioning, use PRIDE VERSIONING 🏳️‍🌈
pridever.org
December 22, 2024 at 10:30 AM
programming.dev.web.brid.gy
Checks out
submitted by cm0002 to programmer_humor 414 points | 9 comments
programming.dev
December 31, 2025 at 9:09 PM
taschenorakel.mastodon.green.ap.brid.gy
Did you know that LLMs don’t actually exist? All the answers you see from your agents and in chats are handcrafted—by those poor souls who used `` tags in the 1990s and are now suffering eternal torment in hell.

#programmer_humor
September 21, 2026 at 9:27 PM
cody-programmer08.bsky.social
Review the generated code

#programmer_humor #lmfao #developer #memes
October 8, 2025 at 8:42 AM
programming.dev.web.brid.gy
Fixing CI
submitted by pewpew to programmer_humor 68 points | 14 comments
programming.dev
January 2, 2026 at 3:05 AM
cody-programmer08.bsky.social
Five hundred billion dollar company

#programmer_humor #lmao #developer #memes #codes #meme #programming #ai
November 10, 2025 at 2:43 PM
geekwithsoul.bsky.social
@scottleibrand.bsky.social I was amused by running across this on Lemmy 😀 Did a double take and went "Wait, I know him!"
Screenshot of post to /programmer_humor on Lemmy highlighting bug report on Claude and its penchant for saying "You're absolutely right!"
August 13, 2025 at 4:56 PM
programming.dev.web.brid.gy
I'm leaving OpenAI to build Jurassic Park - by Taylor Troesh
submitted by exu to programmer_humor 72 points | 3 comments https://taylor.town/leaving-openai
programming.dev
August 10, 2026 at 2:23 AM
jasonbjenkins.bsky.social
I’m somewhat bothered that my hotel’s shower products eval to NaN. I’m just not comfortable shampooing with an undefined substance. #programmer_humor. #just_a_dev_thing #math
November 28, 2024 at 2:00 PM