> "Trust me bro, this new tech startup isn't a pyramid scheme"
> Looks at codebase:
> Looks at codebase:
April 16, 2026 at 11:35 AM
> "Trust me bro, this new tech startup isn't a pyramid scheme"
> Looks at codebase:
> Looks at codebase:
Well, that settles the debate
March 7, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Well, that settles the debate
Programmer: "Just read the documentation"
The documentation:
The documentation:
November 18, 2024 at 8:29 AM
Programmer: "Just read the documentation"
The documentation:
The documentation:
The progressive commitment levels to fixing someone's computer problems:
1) Verbal
2) Screen-pointing and shoulder-surfing
3) Both arms in parallell onto desk
4) Pulling up an office chair, optional audible exhalation
5) Elbow lean and increased rate of "hmm" per minute
0) "Works on my machine"
1) Verbal
2) Screen-pointing and shoulder-surfing
3) Both arms in parallell onto desk
4) Pulling up an office chair, optional audible exhalation
5) Elbow lean and increased rate of "hmm" per minute
0) "Works on my machine"
May 25, 2026 at 8:46 AM
The progressive commitment levels to fixing someone's computer problems:
1) Verbal
2) Screen-pointing and shoulder-surfing
3) Both arms in parallell onto desk
4) Pulling up an office chair, optional audible exhalation
5) Elbow lean and increased rate of "hmm" per minute
0) "Works on my machine"
1) Verbal
2) Screen-pointing and shoulder-surfing
3) Both arms in parallell onto desk
4) Pulling up an office chair, optional audible exhalation
5) Elbow lean and increased rate of "hmm" per minute
0) "Works on my machine"
True story. Exactly what happened yesterday. (Via Programmerhumour on 🐦)
February 6, 2025 at 11:22 AM
True story. Exactly what happened yesterday. (Via Programmerhumour on 🐦)
Q: What is the difference between Java and Javascript ?
A: They are like Car and Carpet
#ProgrammerHumour
A: They are like Car and Carpet
#ProgrammerHumour
February 8, 2024 at 9:39 PM
Q: What is the difference between Java and Javascript ?
A: They are like Car and Carpet
#ProgrammerHumour
A: They are like Car and Carpet
#ProgrammerHumour
Equating looking things up, or looking at code examples from StackOverflow to using AI to code is such a brain dead opinion.
It's like the programmerhumour subreddit leaked and everyone took it seriously.
It's like the programmerhumour subreddit leaked and everyone took it seriously.
May 7, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Equating looking things up, or looking at code examples from StackOverflow to using AI to code is such a brain dead opinion.
It's like the programmerhumour subreddit leaked and everyone took it seriously.
It's like the programmerhumour subreddit leaked and everyone took it seriously.
There are two types of people in the world:
1. Those who start indexing arrays at one
1. Those who start indexing arrays at zero
#lunchpun #programmerhumour
#programmerhumor
1. Those who start indexing arrays at one
1. Those who start indexing arrays at zero
#lunchpun #programmerhumour
#programmerhumor
January 22, 2025 at 10:49 AM
There are two types of people in the world:
1. Those who start indexing arrays at one
1. Those who start indexing arrays at zero
#lunchpun #programmerhumour
#programmerhumor
1. Those who start indexing arrays at one
1. Those who start indexing arrays at zero
#lunchpun #programmerhumour
#programmerhumor
programmerHumoUr
January 4, 2025 at 9:00 PM
programmerHumoUr
To explain the joke:
SamoyedCore would attempt to save someone's life, perhaps by carrying a wounded comrade out of peril, but due to military kills being tracked by an unsigned integer variable not intended to represent negatives, this would cause a seemingly absurdly high number.
#ProgrammerHumour
SamoyedCore would attempt to save someone's life, perhaps by carrying a wounded comrade out of peril, but due to military kills being tracked by an unsigned integer variable not intended to represent negatives, this would cause a seemingly absurdly high number.
#ProgrammerHumour
how many confirmed kills do you think you guys would have if you were in the military. if i was in the military i think i would have this many confirmed kills: 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
June 16, 2026 at 4:42 AM
To explain the joke:
SamoyedCore would attempt to save someone's life, perhaps by carrying a wounded comrade out of peril, but due to military kills being tracked by an unsigned integer variable not intended to represent negatives, this would cause a seemingly absurdly high number.
#ProgrammerHumour
SamoyedCore would attempt to save someone's life, perhaps by carrying a wounded comrade out of peril, but due to military kills being tracked by an unsigned integer variable not intended to represent negatives, this would cause a seemingly absurdly high number.
#ProgrammerHumour
You mean a really long hex code? #programmerhumour
April 12, 2025 at 1:35 PM
You mean a really long hex code? #programmerhumour
is r/programmerhumour just as bad as it has always been or has it improved
July 2, 2026 at 2:40 AM
is r/programmerhumour just as bad as it has always been or has it improved
Jokes like these are probably why people assume I'm a tech person.
#AI #Blockchain #SoftwareEngineer #programmerHumour
#AI #Blockchain #SoftwareEngineer #programmerHumour
June 9, 2024 at 1:43 PM
Jokes like these are probably why people assume I'm a tech person.
#AI #Blockchain #SoftwareEngineer #programmerHumour
#AI #Blockchain #SoftwareEngineer #programmerHumour
Why did the Romans fall?
They didn't have a number for "0" so their programs never exited successfully.
#DadJokes #ProgrammerHumour #Jokes #NotEvenRemotelyDorky
They didn't have a number for "0" so their programs never exited successfully.
#DadJokes #ProgrammerHumour #Jokes #NotEvenRemotelyDorky
I have a history joke, but it's in ruins.
May 7, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Why did the Romans fall?
They didn't have a number for "0" so their programs never exited successfully.
#DadJokes #ProgrammerHumour #Jokes #NotEvenRemotelyDorky
They didn't have a number for "0" so their programs never exited successfully.
#DadJokes #ProgrammerHumour #Jokes #NotEvenRemotelyDorky
This article is for informational purposes only and not a substitute for professional obnoxiousness.
#AI #ChatGPT #LLM #MachineLearning #ProgrammerHumour #ProgrammerHumor #Software #Coding #Programming #satire
#AI #ChatGPT #LLM #MachineLearning #ProgrammerHumour #ProgrammerHumor #Software #Coding #Programming #satire
Scientists confirm that everything you hate is AI - The Empty Press
OTTAWA – New research has confirmed what many in the modern world have suspected: Everything you hate was AI generated. The study, conducted by Dr. Andrea Alan at the National Research Council, analyz...
theemptypress.com
March 30, 2026 at 3:19 PM
This article is for informational purposes only and not a substitute for professional obnoxiousness.
#AI #ChatGPT #LLM #MachineLearning #ProgrammerHumour #ProgrammerHumor #Software #Coding #Programming #satire
#AI #ChatGPT #LLM #MachineLearning #ProgrammerHumour #ProgrammerHumor #Software #Coding #Programming #satire
En un post de r/programmerhumour, estábamos hablando de cómo obtener el segundo valor más alto de una lista, sin ordenarla.
November 23, 2024 at 9:40 PM
En un post de r/programmerhumour, estábamos hablando de cómo obtener el segundo valor más alto de una lista, sin ordenarla.
August 17, 2025 at 3:41 PM
programmerhumour
"Once upon a time…"
personification-of-anxiety
"I really wish the overused sentence 'You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.' was less relevant but here we are"
www.tumblr.com/sethshead/80...
"Once upon a time…"
personification-of-anxiety
"I really wish the overused sentence 'You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.' was less relevant but here we are"
www.tumblr.com/sethshead/80...
Reblog by @sethshead · 4 images
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April 20, 2026 at 11:24 AM
programmerhumour
"Once upon a time…"
personification-of-anxiety
"I really wish the overused sentence 'You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.' was less relevant but here we are"
www.tumblr.com/sethshead/80...
"Once upon a time…"
personification-of-anxiety
"I really wish the overused sentence 'You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.' was less relevant but here we are"
www.tumblr.com/sethshead/80...
The Sharks really need to protect Stenberg.
Make him private and only accessible via getters and setters.
#Ivar
#Encapsulation #OOP
#ProgrammerHumor #ProgrammerHumour #SJSharks #TheFutureIsTeal #NHL
Make him private and only accessible via getters and setters.
#Ivar
#Encapsulation #OOP
#ProgrammerHumor #ProgrammerHumour #SJSharks #TheFutureIsTeal #NHL
September 23, 2026 at 2:11 PM
The Sharks really need to protect Stenberg.
Make him private and only accessible via getters and setters.
#Ivar
#Encapsulation #OOP
#ProgrammerHumor #ProgrammerHumour #SJSharks #TheFutureIsTeal #NHL
Make him private and only accessible via getters and setters.
#Ivar
#Encapsulation #OOP
#ProgrammerHumor #ProgrammerHumour #SJSharks #TheFutureIsTeal #NHL
terrifying reality check, all the comments are people being like "yeah my brain is so fried at the end of the day from the cognitive overload"
https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/s/rfadphtuOu
https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/s/rfadphtuOu
May 18, 2026 at 7:20 AM
terrifying reality check, all the comments are people being like "yeah my brain is so fried at the end of the day from the cognitive overload"
https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/s/rfadphtuOu
https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/s/rfadphtuOu
programmerhumour
"Finding this in the server room made my day"
sethshead
Works on people, too.
www.tumblr.com/sethshead/79...
"Finding this in the server room made my day"
sethshead
Works on people, too.
www.tumblr.com/sethshead/79...
Reblog by @sethshead · 1 image
💬 15 🔁 33030 ❤️ 38676 · Works on people, too.
www.tumblr.com
September 19, 2025 at 6:30 PM
programmerhumour
"Finding this in the server room made my day"
sethshead
Works on people, too.
www.tumblr.com/sethshead/79...
"Finding this in the server room made my day"
sethshead
Works on people, too.
www.tumblr.com/sethshead/79...