The Sharks really need to protect Stenberg.
Make him private and only accessible via getters and setters.
#Ivar
#Encapsulation #OOP
#ProgrammerHumor #ProgrammerHumour #SJSharks #TheFutureIsTeal #NHL
Make him private and only accessible via getters and setters.
#Ivar
#Encapsulation #OOP
#ProgrammerHumor #ProgrammerHumour #SJSharks #TheFutureIsTeal #NHL
September 23, 2026 at 2:11 PM
The Sharks really need to protect Stenberg.
Make him private and only accessible via getters and setters.
#Ivar
#Encapsulation #OOP
#ProgrammerHumor #ProgrammerHumour #SJSharks #TheFutureIsTeal #NHL
Make him private and only accessible via getters and setters.
#Ivar
#Encapsulation #OOP
#ProgrammerHumor #ProgrammerHumour #SJSharks #TheFutureIsTeal #NHL
is r/programmerhumour just as bad as it has always been or has it improved
July 2, 2026 at 2:40 AM
is r/programmerhumour just as bad as it has always been or has it improved
To explain the joke:
SamoyedCore would attempt to save someone's life, perhaps by carrying a wounded comrade out of peril, but due to military kills being tracked by an unsigned integer variable not intended to represent negatives, this would cause a seemingly absurdly high number.
#ProgrammerHumour
SamoyedCore would attempt to save someone's life, perhaps by carrying a wounded comrade out of peril, but due to military kills being tracked by an unsigned integer variable not intended to represent negatives, this would cause a seemingly absurdly high number.
#ProgrammerHumour
how many confirmed kills do you think you guys would have if you were in the military. if i was in the military i think i would have this many confirmed kills: 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
June 16, 2026 at 4:42 AM
To explain the joke:
SamoyedCore would attempt to save someone's life, perhaps by carrying a wounded comrade out of peril, but due to military kills being tracked by an unsigned integer variable not intended to represent negatives, this would cause a seemingly absurdly high number.
#ProgrammerHumour
SamoyedCore would attempt to save someone's life, perhaps by carrying a wounded comrade out of peril, but due to military kills being tracked by an unsigned integer variable not intended to represent negatives, this would cause a seemingly absurdly high number.
#ProgrammerHumour
The only arguments I want to deal with are in functions. #programmerhumour
May 28, 2026 at 4:22 AM
The only arguments I want to deal with are in functions. #programmerhumour
The progressive commitment levels to fixing someone's computer problems:
1) Verbal
2) Screen-pointing and shoulder-surfing
3) Both arms in parallell onto desk
4) Pulling up an office chair, optional audible exhalation
5) Elbow lean and increased rate of "hmm" per minute
0) "Works on my machine"
1) Verbal
2) Screen-pointing and shoulder-surfing
3) Both arms in parallell onto desk
4) Pulling up an office chair, optional audible exhalation
5) Elbow lean and increased rate of "hmm" per minute
0) "Works on my machine"
May 25, 2026 at 8:46 AM
The progressive commitment levels to fixing someone's computer problems:
1) Verbal
2) Screen-pointing and shoulder-surfing
3) Both arms in parallell onto desk
4) Pulling up an office chair, optional audible exhalation
5) Elbow lean and increased rate of "hmm" per minute
0) "Works on my machine"
1) Verbal
2) Screen-pointing and shoulder-surfing
3) Both arms in parallell onto desk
4) Pulling up an office chair, optional audible exhalation
5) Elbow lean and increased rate of "hmm" per minute
0) "Works on my machine"
terrifying reality check, all the comments are people being like "yeah my brain is so fried at the end of the day from the cognitive overload"
https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/s/rfadphtuOu
https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/s/rfadphtuOu
May 18, 2026 at 7:20 AM
terrifying reality check, all the comments are people being like "yeah my brain is so fried at the end of the day from the cognitive overload"
https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/s/rfadphtuOu
https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/s/rfadphtuOu
Why did the Romans fall?
They didn't have a number for "0" so their programs never exited successfully.
#DadJokes #ProgrammerHumour #Jokes #NotEvenRemotelyDorky
They didn't have a number for "0" so their programs never exited successfully.
#DadJokes #ProgrammerHumour #Jokes #NotEvenRemotelyDorky
I have a history joke, but it's in ruins.
May 7, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Why did the Romans fall?
They didn't have a number for "0" so their programs never exited successfully.
#DadJokes #ProgrammerHumour #Jokes #NotEvenRemotelyDorky
They didn't have a number for "0" so their programs never exited successfully.
#DadJokes #ProgrammerHumour #Jokes #NotEvenRemotelyDorky
programmerhumour
"Once upon a time…"
personification-of-anxiety
"I really wish the overused sentence 'You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.' was less relevant but here we are"
www.tumblr.com/sethshead/80...
"Once upon a time…"
personification-of-anxiety
"I really wish the overused sentence 'You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.' was less relevant but here we are"
www.tumblr.com/sethshead/80...
Reblog by @sethshead · 4 images
💬 170 🔁 204249 ❤️ 184368 · Once upon a time…
www.tumblr.com
April 20, 2026 at 11:24 AM
programmerhumour
"Once upon a time…"
personification-of-anxiety
"I really wish the overused sentence 'You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.' was less relevant but here we are"
www.tumblr.com/sethshead/80...
"Once upon a time…"
personification-of-anxiety
"I really wish the overused sentence 'You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.' was less relevant but here we are"
www.tumblr.com/sethshead/80...
> "Trust me bro, this new tech startup isn't a pyramid scheme"
> Looks at codebase:
> Looks at codebase:
April 16, 2026 at 11:35 AM
> "Trust me bro, this new tech startup isn't a pyramid scheme"
> Looks at codebase:
> Looks at codebase:
This article is for informational purposes only and not a substitute for professional obnoxiousness.
#AI #ChatGPT #LLM #MachineLearning #ProgrammerHumour #ProgrammerHumor #Software #Coding #Programming #satire
#AI #ChatGPT #LLM #MachineLearning #ProgrammerHumour #ProgrammerHumor #Software #Coding #Programming #satire
Scientists confirm that everything you hate is AI - The Empty Press
OTTAWA – New research has confirmed what many in the modern world have suspected: Everything you hate was AI generated. The study, conducted by Dr. Andrea Alan at the National Research Council, analyz...
theemptypress.com
March 30, 2026 at 3:19 PM
This article is for informational purposes only and not a substitute for professional obnoxiousness.
#AI #ChatGPT #LLM #MachineLearning #ProgrammerHumour #ProgrammerHumor #Software #Coding #Programming #satire
#AI #ChatGPT #LLM #MachineLearning #ProgrammerHumour #ProgrammerHumor #Software #Coding #Programming #satire
“Concerned that oil prices might rise? Let me introduce you to the negation caret!”
#Iran #ProgrammerHumour #ProgrammerHumor #Software #Coding #Programming #regex
#Iran #ProgrammerHumour #ProgrammerHumor #Software #Coding #Programming #regex
Smug software developer confident she can solve Iran conflict with simple regex - The Empty Press
REGINA – As the US-Iran conflict deepens, smug software developer Sandra Cline is confident she can solve the matter by leveraging her well-honed regex skills. “Many problems can seem complex, even in...
theemptypress.com
March 2, 2026 at 6:51 PM
“Concerned that oil prices might rise? Let me introduce you to the negation caret!”
#Iran #ProgrammerHumour #ProgrammerHumor #Software #Coding #Programming #regex
#Iran #ProgrammerHumour #ProgrammerHumor #Software #Coding #Programming #regex
📷 programmerhumour: We’re all dead. https://tmblr.co/ZMMmUv2afOSj3
January 18, 2026 at 8:54 AM
📷 programmerhumour: We’re all dead. https://tmblr.co/ZMMmUv2afOSj3
📷 programmerhumour: Checks out. https://tmblr.co/ZMMmUv2afO836
January 18, 2026 at 8:54 AM
📷 programmerhumour: Checks out. https://tmblr.co/ZMMmUv2afO836
September 25, 2025 at 12:45 PM
programmerhumour
"Finding this in the server room made my day"
sethshead
Works on people, too.
www.tumblr.com/sethshead/79...
"Finding this in the server room made my day"
sethshead
Works on people, too.
www.tumblr.com/sethshead/79...
Reblog by @sethshead · 1 image
💬 15 🔁 33030 ❤️ 38676 · Works on people, too.
www.tumblr.com
September 19, 2025 at 6:30 PM
programmerhumour
"Finding this in the server room made my day"
sethshead
Works on people, too.
www.tumblr.com/sethshead/79...
"Finding this in the server room made my day"
sethshead
Works on people, too.
www.tumblr.com/sethshead/79...
August 17, 2025 at 3:41 PM
🤣Evolution of a programmer
https://web.archive.org/web/20000302180155/http://www.offspin.demon.co.uk/funny/evolution.html
#programming #programmer_humor #programmer_humour #programmerhumour #programmerhumor
https://web.archive.org/web/20000302180155/http://www.offspin.demon.co.uk/funny/evolution.html
#programming #programmer_humor #programmer_humour #programmerhumour #programmerhumor
The Evolution of a Programmer
web.archive.org
June 20, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Equating looking things up, or looking at code examples from StackOverflow to using AI to code is such a brain dead opinion.
It's like the programmerhumour subreddit leaked and everyone took it seriously.
It's like the programmerhumour subreddit leaked and everyone took it seriously.
May 7, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Equating looking things up, or looking at code examples from StackOverflow to using AI to code is such a brain dead opinion.
It's like the programmerhumour subreddit leaked and everyone took it seriously.
It's like the programmerhumour subreddit leaked and everyone took it seriously.
You mean a really long hex code? #programmerhumour
April 12, 2025 at 1:35 PM
You mean a really long hex code? #programmerhumour
Well, that settles the debate
March 7, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Well, that settles the debate