Never in my wildest lib dreams did I think 55 Dem Senate seats was remotely within reach
November 4, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Never in my wildest lib dreams did I think 55 Dem Senate seats was remotely within reach
It’s your duty tonight to find your least favorite candidate’s watch party venue and see if they have a remotely-accessible TouchTunes
November 3, 2026 at 11:32 PM
It’s your duty tonight to find your least favorite candidate’s watch party venue and see if they have a remotely-accessible TouchTunes
Useless. You cannot fix this level of ignorance. Not possible. Not even remotely.
November 3, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Useless. You cannot fix this level of ignorance. Not possible. Not even remotely.
Not remotely.
Do you think it's constitutional?
November 3, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Not remotely.
gilchris you cannot remotely handle all that
November 2, 2026 at 8:33 PM
gilchris you cannot remotely handle all that
Uchikoshi those are not even REMOTELY the same kind of thing what are you saying.
November 1, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Uchikoshi those are not even REMOTELY the same kind of thing what are you saying.
When you sober up tomorrow figure out if you can help Mississippi Dems cure ballots remotely
November 4, 2026 at 6:05 AM
When you sober up tomorrow figure out if you can help Mississippi Dems cure ballots remotely
Not remotely. Bit weird that everyone else doesn't speak to that particular arsehole the same way.
November 4, 2026 at 9:03 AM
Not remotely. Bit weird that everyone else doesn't speak to that particular arsehole the same way.
HEY CIS PEOPLE: here is your reminder that things are Still Not Remotely Okay for trans people in the US, and a fair chunk of this blue wave has come out in favor of that. What we've won is a slim gddamn chance, and we need you to get a crowbar into it and pry it wider.
November 4, 2026 at 5:32 AM
HEY CIS PEOPLE: here is your reminder that things are Still Not Remotely Okay for trans people in the US, and a fair chunk of this blue wave has come out in favor of that. What we've won is a slim gddamn chance, and we need you to get a crowbar into it and pry it wider.
obviously it's not remotely levar burton's fault but on my recent casual rewatch I'm realizing the majority of geordi eps are instant skips for me these days
November 2, 2026 at 10:55 PM
obviously it's not remotely levar burton's fault but on my recent casual rewatch I'm realizing the majority of geordi eps are instant skips for me these days
who thought it was even remotely okay to put- AUGHH
November 3, 2026 at 7:55 PM
who thought it was even remotely okay to put- AUGHH
but that's literally the only one. 92 96 12 20 not remotely
November 4, 2026 at 5:26 AM
but that's literally the only one. 92 96 12 20 not remotely
Ya know you could have monitors that report the temp of the fridges without making the actual controls for the fridges available remotely.
November 3, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Ya know you could have monitors that report the temp of the fridges without making the actual controls for the fridges available remotely.
I'm sorry, but this isn't remotely credible. Donald Trump's real grades would have been *far* lower.
November 1, 2026 at 12:49 AM
I'm sorry, but this isn't remotely credible. Donald Trump's real grades would have been *far* lower.
Ukraine has deployed a large-scale electronic warfare “dome” across Kyiv to disrupt MESH radio communications used to remotely control Russian Shahed drones.
November 2, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Ukraine has deployed a large-scale electronic warfare “dome” across Kyiv to disrupt MESH radio communications used to remotely control Russian Shahed drones.
none of that seems remotely grounded in facts, it's just pure ideology and 'doesn't want it enough'-ism bsky.app/profile/blit...
Does the Mayor of Los Angeles even have the authority to force LAX to block goods from a specific country from passing through it? I've been doing some searching and can't find an answer, only stuff about the People Mover project.
November 2, 2026 at 10:52 PM
none of that seems remotely grounded in facts, it's just pure ideology and 'doesn't want it enough'-ism bsky.app/profile/blit...
That's not even remotely accurate but good try
November 3, 2026 at 10:23 AM
That's not even remotely accurate but good try
Living in California and being even remotely invested in local politics is a humiliation ritual. Genuinely happy for everybody else though.
November 4, 2026 at 7:22 AM
Living in California and being even remotely invested in local politics is a humiliation ritual. Genuinely happy for everybody else though.
Oh my GOD I think so MUCH about how the current "Kings of Comedy" aren't even remotely funny. Every standup special is a death march.
lol the world rightoids long for.
lol the world rightoids long for.
"I can't even say slurs and have everyone clap for me anymore??? Time to tank absolutely everything about modern society then"
November 3, 2026 at 7:44 AM
Oh my GOD I think so MUCH about how the current "Kings of Comedy" aren't even remotely funny. Every standup special is a death march.
lol the world rightoids long for.
lol the world rightoids long for.
I am not remotely bullish on Democrats taking GA-1 (Savannah/Coastal Georgia), but it isn't entirely implausible.
November 2, 2026 at 4:29 PM
I am not remotely bullish on Democrats taking GA-1 (Savannah/Coastal Georgia), but it isn't entirely implausible.
…Marathon?
We can't bring you drinkable cheeseburgers remotely.
We can't bring you drinkable cheeseburgers remotely.
October 31, 2026 at 8:59 AM
…Marathon?
We can't bring you drinkable cheeseburgers remotely.
We can't bring you drinkable cheeseburgers remotely.
Not going to lie, camera off meetings are the best part of working remotely
November 4, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Not going to lie, camera off meetings are the best part of working remotely
“We’re trying to get Alito on the phone to see if he can sign an order remotely.”
November 2, 2026 at 12:05 AM
“We’re trying to get Alito on the phone to see if he can sign an order remotely.”
You need to actually be remotely competent at the whole bribing your electorate with goodies shebang, which these people are not.
November 4, 2026 at 10:53 AM
You need to actually be remotely competent at the whole bribing your electorate with goodies shebang, which these people are not.
Ukraine has deployed a large electronic warfare “dome” over Kyiv to disrupt MESH radio links used to remotely control Russian Shahed drones. Hundreds of antenna and EW equipment locations were installed across the capital, and officials say the system forced Russia to pause and modify its drones.
November 2, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Ukraine has deployed a large electronic warfare “dome” over Kyiv to disrupt MESH radio links used to remotely control Russian Shahed drones. Hundreds of antenna and EW equipment locations were installed across the capital, and officials say the system forced Russia to pause and modify its drones.