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brexcyclopaedia.bsky.social
Received from USDA, sent, presumably, without irony: "USDA Invests $825 Million for “America First” International Food Assistance" #SatireIsDead
October 8, 2026 at 7:59 PM
julienrs.bsky.social
Like fucking clockwork... #satireisdead
nytpitchbot.bsky.social NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · Jan 9
How it started. How it’s going
January 9, 2025 at 3:40 AM
grutjes.bsky.social
#SatireIsDead, maar daar kan de Speld niks aan doen. Aan deze fascistische poppenkast valt gewoon niks meer satirisch te overdrijven.
September 19, 2025 at 1:42 PM
mrhomnslilbro.bsky.social
#SatireIsDead
lupine-diewoelfin.bsky.social Lupine @lupine-diewoelfin.bsky.social · Feb 1
Den politischen Gegner 3 Jahre lang mit Lügen diffamieren und diskreditieren.

Ihn nun erpressen wollen, einem Gesetz zuzustimmen, das gegen dessen Überzeugung spricht.

Krachend scheitern und dem politischen Gegner dann die Schuld zuschieben.

Satire gepflegt rechts überholt!
April 12, 2025 at 8:23 PM
handle.invalid
On Bluesky, they say “great bit.”
On X, they say “traitor” and send you a Bible emoji loaded with bullets.
#SatireIsDead #MAGAintellect

filthee.news
May 8, 2025 at 10:30 PM
merz.bsky.social
CNN Live Updates: ‘Arab Americans for Trump’ group changes its name following his comments on Gaza

#SatireIsDead
February 6, 2025 at 12:49 AM
straythought.bsky.social
BlueMAGA is the Pepsi to RedMAGAs Coke. #satireisdead
December 23, 2024 at 8:22 PM
queerboy66.bsky.social
#SatireIsDead when The Onion is reporting actual news.😵‍💫 That damn ☄️ is 7 years away 😵‍💫
February 24, 2025 at 5:54 PM
jobpolak.eurosky.social
This extremely cursed 2017 #SatireIsDead moment resurfaced in my FB memories and for some reason it feels like its important now to remind our US friends about it…
October 22, 2024 at 12:05 PM
mrumbongowingsesq.bsky.social
More #drone hysteria. #satireisdead
December 17, 2024 at 11:30 PM
spiderslutboy66.bsky.social
#SatireIsDead when The Onion is reporting actual news.😵‍💫 That damn ☄️ is 7 years away 😵‍💫
February 24, 2025 at 5:22 PM
lucimcummings.bsky.social
I've just listened to an ad for a cruise ship IN THE MIDDLE OF A PODCAST ABOUT THE TITANIC.

#satireisdead
April 12, 2025 at 3:39 PM
archaeothoughts.bsky.social
But he kind of really did that during the cabinet meeting yesterday. #SatireIsDead
February 27, 2025 at 11:14 PM
denzosaurus.bsky.social
#SatireisDead just fucking kill me now. #Auspol #FuckAUKUS
January 16, 2026 at 9:28 AM
*sigh*
I thought this was satire.
I desperately hoped it was satire.
It is not satire.

#News
#USNews
#FAA
#SatireIsDead
#We'reAllDead
anthonymkreis.bsky.social Anthony Michael Kreis @anthonymkreis.bsky.social · Feb 5
We’re all going to die.
February 5, 2025 at 11:42 PM
youngallison63.bsky.social
Idk why I thought the nuclear reactor on the #moon/ "Moonraker"/thing was satire- #SatireIsDead in this bizzarro Comic book timeline we're in . 🙄
August 5, 2025 at 5:55 PM
masmagolek.bsky.social
#satireisdead
April 7, 2025 at 10:07 PM
denzosaurus.bsky.social
#SatireisDead
shartymcscrote.bsky.social Sharty Mcscrote (Sandy D AU) 🍉🍉 @shartymcscrote.bsky.social · Jan 28
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?
#WellNooneWillWatchItSoTheresThat
#JFC
#GoFuckYourselvesABC
gekko.bsky.social Gekko @gekko.bsky.social · Jan 28
This pretty much signals the end of the ABC

Speers and propaganda

No doubt a hidden sponsor too
January 28, 2026 at 7:21 AM
davidheap.bsky.social
Any other #TomLehrer fans out there?
"I'll look for you when the war is over /
An hour and half from now."
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pklr...
#SatireNotSatire
#SatireIsDead
#LongLiveSatire
Tom Lehrer - So Long, Mom (A Song for World War III)
YouTube video by The Tom Lehrer Wisdom Channel
www.youtube.com
June 22, 2025 at 1:14 AM
melissaneedscoffee.bsky.social
#trumpisanidiot #trumpcult #magabrainrot #satireisdead
March 12, 2025 at 5:42 PM
gzost.bsky.social
Trumps lawyers for his 2020 election cases got sanctioned a whole lot for "frivolous litigation". I somehow doubt this executive order is meant to address that conduct. #satireIsDead #bizzaroWorld
chrisgeidner.bsky.social Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · Mar 22
It’s a long “memorandum,” but it’s essentially telling Pam Bondi and Kristi Noem to go after lawyers who challenge the federal government — which is many lawyer’s jobs.

It’s basically a catch-all “let’s Paul Weiss whoever pisses us off” memo.
MEMORANDUM FOR THE ATTORNEY GENERAL THE SECRETARY OF HOMELAND SECURITY SUBJECT: Preventing Abuses of the Legal System and the Federal Court Lawyers and law firms that engage in actions that violate the laws of the United States or rules governing attorney conduct must be efficiently and effectively held accountable. Accountability is especially important when misconduct by lawyers and law firms threatens our national security, homeland security, public safety, or election integrity. Unfortunately, far too many attorneys and law firms have long ignored these requirements when litigating against the Federal Government or in pursuing baseless partisan attacks. To address these concerns, I hereby direct the Attorney General to seek sanctions against attorneys and law firms who engage in frivolous, unreasonable, and vexatious litigation against the United States or in matters before executive departments and agencies of the United States. I further direct the Attorney General to take all appropriate action to refer for disciplinary action any attorney whose conduct in Federal court or before any component of the Federal Government appears to violate professional conduct rules, including rules governing meritorious claims and contentions, and particularly in cases that implicate national security, homeland security, public safety, or election integrity. In complying with this directive, the Attorney General shall consider the ethical duties that law partners have when supervising junior attorneys, including imputing the ethical misconduct of junior attorneys to partners or the law firm when appropriate. I further direct that, when the Attorney General determines that conduct by an attorney or law firm in litigation against the Federal Government warrants seeking sanctions or other disciplinary action, the Attorney General shall, in consultation with any relevant senior executive official, recommend to the President, through the Assistant to the President for Domestic Policy, additional steps that may be taken, including reassessment of security clearances held by the attorney or termination of any Federal contract for which the relevant attorney or law firm has been hired to perform services.
March 22, 2025 at 2:52 PM
lylemilton.bsky.social
Sorry. This Trump era murdered humor, backed a truck over its body--TWICE--then hung its decaying carcass out on the front lawn of the white house.

#humorless #SatireIsDead
April 14, 2025 at 5:39 PM
eliminatethegop.bsky.social
**"MUSK: 'We measure twice, cut once—unless it’s Twitter, Tesla stock, or right-wing conspiracy theories. Then we YOLO, crash the company, and blame ‘woke mind viruses.’ #ElonLogic #FailFastAndGaslight #MuskratMeltdown #TechBroTycoon #SatireIsDead"**
March 28, 2025 at 7:00 AM
wese.bsky.social
Mr. Mayor should have a few things to say about this. #IYKYK #satireisdead
September 27, 2025 at 5:54 PM
andrewrait.bsky.social
Philip Faircloth-Mutton?????? Presumably he's half-wit brother to Tim Nice but Dim
#SatireIsDead
July 17, 2026 at 10:09 AM