bsky is my shitting app
October 31, 2026 at 1:19 PM
bsky is my shitting app
shitting on GenZ is just as boring as shitting on Millenials was in 2010 (or shitting on GenX in 1995 or shitting on the Boomers in 1975)
October 30, 2026 at 5:25 PM
shitting on GenZ is just as boring as shitting on Millenials was in 2010 (or shitting on GenX in 1995 or shitting on the Boomers in 1975)
The explains why our ghost keeps shitting in our washing machine.
October 31, 2026 at 5:44 PM
The explains why our ghost keeps shitting in our washing machine.
YOU HAVE TO BE SHITTING ME LMAO
October 29, 2026 at 8:34 PM
YOU HAVE TO BE SHITTING ME LMAO
shitting my diaper so hard my fitbit thinks im running up a hill
October 30, 2026 at 6:08 PM
shitting my diaper so hard my fitbit thinks im running up a hill
What’s a better motivation for voting than Stephen Miller shitting his pants, I mean, come on.
October 31, 2026 at 4:31 AM
What’s a better motivation for voting than Stephen Miller shitting his pants, I mean, come on.
Or Stephen Miller shitting RFK Jr.’s pants, that would work too.
October 31, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Or Stephen Miller shitting RFK Jr.’s pants, that would work too.
Always be shitting.
October 29, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Always be shitting.
it's also desperate af, they know what's coming. And they are shitting themselves
October 28, 2026 at 9:04 AM
it's also desperate af, they know what's coming. And they are shitting themselves
schoolchildren shitting in litterboxes + buttmogging = ocean acidification
October 28, 2026 at 7:06 PM
schoolchildren shitting in litterboxes + buttmogging = ocean acidification
"Honey, what's wrong? You've hardly touched your Shitting Dicktits popcorn..."
October 30, 2026 at 2:09 PM
"Honey, what's wrong? You've hardly touched your Shitting Dicktits popcorn..."
also hillary wasn't out there shitting on obama right before the general election
October 31, 2026 at 8:26 PM
also hillary wasn't out there shitting on obama right before the general election
took a shot of malört and now im shitting my pants on my friend's white couch
October 31, 2026 at 3:22 AM
took a shot of malört and now im shitting my pants on my friend's white couch
the sea, shitting out another dolphin, just pure spite
October 28, 2026 at 6:20 PM
the sea, shitting out another dolphin, just pure spite
I’m shitting… shitting every color
October 29, 2026 at 12:41 PM
I’m shitting… shitting every color
Shout out to my dog for shitting in the woods today so I didn't have to pick it up.
October 30, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Shout out to my dog for shitting in the woods today so I didn't have to pick it up.
Wilder than Mark Mangino shitting in a towel?
October 30, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Wilder than Mark Mangino shitting in a towel?
it’s actually insane how much time and effort people put into shitting on a completely free and harmless hobby where you practice your reading/writing
October 30, 2026 at 5:47 PM
it’s actually insane how much time and effort people put into shitting on a completely free and harmless hobby where you practice your reading/writing
a lot of the worst behaviours on our side—from centrists shitting on trans rights, to the left pushing someone like platner—come from male insecurity; a discomfort with being on the female-coded side, the queer-coded side
October 31, 2026 at 1:39 PM
a lot of the worst behaviours on our side—from centrists shitting on trans rights, to the left pushing someone like platner—come from male insecurity; a discomfort with being on the female-coded side, the queer-coded side
you have got to be shitting me lmao
October 28, 2026 at 10:34 PM
you have got to be shitting me lmao
are you shitting me MLB? there's NO games today?
October 29, 2026 at 11:44 PM
are you shitting me MLB? there's NO games today?
shitting my pants in fear rn
October 29, 2026 at 2:14 AM
shitting my pants in fear rn
Farage and his Reform mates are shitting it as HMRC given more powers to collect taxes from people using dodgy tax avoidance schemes
October 28, 2026 at 1:10 PM
Farage and his Reform mates are shitting it as HMRC given more powers to collect taxes from people using dodgy tax avoidance schemes
OMG IM SHITTING MYSELF
October 28, 2026 at 6:11 PM
OMG IM SHITTING MYSELF