He's certifiable!
The one I laugh at most also features Metallica: Hip to be Sandman. Shmaltz metal seems to be a winning formula
But my actual fave fave is the one with Yes, Dazz Band & Dio (and the kitchen sink.) So much variety in that one
The one I laugh at most also features Metallica: Hip to be Sandman. Shmaltz metal seems to be a winning formula
But my actual fave fave is the one with Yes, Dazz Band & Dio (and the kitchen sink.) So much variety in that one
September 27, 2026 at 4:42 PM
He's certifiable!
The one I laugh at most also features Metallica: Hip to be Sandman. Shmaltz metal seems to be a winning formula
But my actual fave fave is the one with Yes, Dazz Band & Dio (and the kitchen sink.) So much variety in that one
The one I laugh at most also features Metallica: Hip to be Sandman. Shmaltz metal seems to be a winning formula
But my actual fave fave is the one with Yes, Dazz Band & Dio (and the kitchen sink.) So much variety in that one
Heart of the Beast
⭐️⭐️⭐️
"The movie is a rather base idea of a man and his dog surviving the elements, with both bond and spirit prevailing as hardship is smothered to death in shmaltz. But the adversity is tense and the emotion is strong."
⭐️⭐️⭐️
"The movie is a rather base idea of a man and his dog surviving the elements, with both bond and spirit prevailing as hardship is smothered to death in shmaltz. But the adversity is tense and the emotion is strong."
September 26, 2026 at 7:06 AM
Heart of the Beast
⭐️⭐️⭐️
"The movie is a rather base idea of a man and his dog surviving the elements, with both bond and spirit prevailing as hardship is smothered to death in shmaltz. But the adversity is tense and the emotion is strong."
⭐️⭐️⭐️
"The movie is a rather base idea of a man and his dog surviving the elements, with both bond and spirit prevailing as hardship is smothered to death in shmaltz. But the adversity is tense and the emotion is strong."
This is either kugel made with platanos or mofongo made with shmaltz. Whatever explanation makes more sense to you 😋
September 11, 2026 at 10:53 PM
This is either kugel made with platanos or mofongo made with shmaltz. Whatever explanation makes more sense to you 😋
reagan was by far the worst, and america reveled in the pseudo-avuncular shmaltz. but yeah, the american electorate never learns that elections have consequences. never.
Between Reagan, Fetterman and Trump, I think it's time we had a frank discussion about how the American electorate has a revealed preference for cognitive decline.
September 4, 2026 at 3:28 PM
reagan was by far the worst, and america reveled in the pseudo-avuncular shmaltz. but yeah, the american electorate never learns that elections have consequences. never.
Yass! Especially if it’s got some shmaltz and some unbleached flour in it.
Like mama always said: no matter what ails you, you can’t beat a pasty poultry poultice.
Like mama always said: no matter what ails you, you can’t beat a pasty poultry poultice.
September 3, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Yass! Especially if it’s got some shmaltz and some unbleached flour in it.
Like mama always said: no matter what ails you, you can’t beat a pasty poultry poultice.
Like mama always said: no matter what ails you, you can’t beat a pasty poultry poultice.
Okay this is the most possible Reform story ever told
He’Brew maker Shmaltz Brewing has rabbinical student as new owner | The Jerusalem Post
Jewish craft beer label, best known for its He’Brew: The Chosen Beer line of drinks, shut down last year after 25 years. Jesse Epstein, a rabbinical student.
www.jpost.com
September 1, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Okay this is the most possible Reform story ever told
Freedom Writers
I don’t like the shmaltz, yeah, but other people made it insufferable. It’s catnip for the Teach for America crowd (the ones who sweeten their resume, bail on teaching, and run to the private sector).
You want a better depiction of this? Look up a doc called O.T.
I don’t like the shmaltz, yeah, but other people made it insufferable. It’s catnip for the Teach for America crowd (the ones who sweeten their resume, bail on teaching, and run to the private sector).
You want a better depiction of this? Look up a doc called O.T.
Whats a movie everyone fucking loves that you despise?
It doesnt have to be objectively bad, you just objectively DID NOT.
Heres one for me since Ive been on a Barbara Loden kick lately-
It doesnt have to be objectively bad, you just objectively DID NOT.
Heres one for me since Ive been on a Barbara Loden kick lately-
August 18, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Freedom Writers
I don’t like the shmaltz, yeah, but other people made it insufferable. It’s catnip for the Teach for America crowd (the ones who sweeten their resume, bail on teaching, and run to the private sector).
You want a better depiction of this? Look up a doc called O.T.
I don’t like the shmaltz, yeah, but other people made it insufferable. It’s catnip for the Teach for America crowd (the ones who sweeten their resume, bail on teaching, and run to the private sector).
You want a better depiction of this? Look up a doc called O.T.
One of my enduring favorites of the power ballads, love how it resolves the twinge of minor shmaltz in the verse
August 16, 2026 at 11:37 PM
One of my enduring favorites of the power ballads, love how it resolves the twinge of minor shmaltz in the verse
Where is all that tariff money that was absorbed by us paying higher prices for EVERYTHING? Or did that go to pay for the Reflecting Pool? Or the hideous gold statue and gaudy WH gold shmaltz? Or that Gd ballroom?
I am so weary😔
I am so weary😔
August 15, 2026 at 1:22 PM
Where is all that tariff money that was absorbed by us paying higher prices for EVERYTHING? Or did that go to pay for the Reflecting Pool? Or the hideous gold statue and gaudy WH gold shmaltz? Or that Gd ballroom?
I am so weary😔
I am so weary😔
you should cook everything in shmaltz
August 10, 2026 at 11:36 PM
you should cook everything in shmaltz
i replaced butter with shmaltz for my smash potatoes omg
August 10, 2026 at 11:18 PM
i replaced butter with shmaltz for my smash potatoes omg
Not a restaurant, but the Kutztown, PA fair in the late 70’s, corn & ham chowder with dumplings & I’ve searched for that dumpling flavor ever since, but I haven’t tried using shmaltz yet…🤔
I was 11
I was 11
August 10, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Not a restaurant, but the Kutztown, PA fair in the late 70’s, corn & ham chowder with dumplings & I’ve searched for that dumpling flavor ever since, but I haven’t tried using shmaltz yet…🤔
I was 11
I was 11
The title track off my latest album Shmaltz just hit all the streaming services today along with a new video over on YouTube! If you dig it, pick it up for Bandcamp Friday!
youtu.be/pcVmwnfLJ6o?...
youtu.be/pcVmwnfLJ6o?...
Dusty Lucite - Shmaltz
YouTube video by Dusty Lucite
youtu.be
August 7, 2026 at 1:39 PM
The title track off my latest album Shmaltz just hit all the streaming services today along with a new video over on YouTube! If you dig it, pick it up for Bandcamp Friday!
youtu.be/pcVmwnfLJ6o?...
youtu.be/pcVmwnfLJ6o?...
He’s correct. America would never build shmutz and shmaltz like this. This is no market for it. The frame is American, nothing else is. The stuff he sees.
July 1, 2026 at 7:06 PM
He’s correct. America would never build shmutz and shmaltz like this. This is no market for it. The frame is American, nothing else is. The stuff he sees.
i watched Lisa's substitute yesterday and unfortunately Did cry over the shmaltz
June 24, 2026 at 9:21 PM
i watched Lisa's substitute yesterday and unfortunately Did cry over the shmaltz
A bissel shmaltz? (I kid)
June 24, 2026 at 12:32 AM
A bissel shmaltz? (I kid)
I miss Jewish food; real Jewish food. Corned beef dripping in fat as God meant on sourdough rye &deli mustard. Kasha varnishkas w. grilled onions & shmaltz. Bagels normal sized, belly lox, and a bissel cream cheese not half a pkg. Mushroom barley, half sours & cole slaw w/o mayonnaise.
June 15, 2026 at 5:09 AM
I miss Jewish food; real Jewish food. Corned beef dripping in fat as God meant on sourdough rye &deli mustard. Kasha varnishkas w. grilled onions & shmaltz. Bagels normal sized, belly lox, and a bissel cream cheese not half a pkg. Mushroom barley, half sours & cole slaw w/o mayonnaise.
i feel like, idk how often most people fight with schmaltz but i have to be in a top percentile of shmaltz scrubbers non professional non mother
June 14, 2026 at 3:51 AM
i feel like, idk how often most people fight with schmaltz but i have to be in a top percentile of shmaltz scrubbers non professional non mother
Dusty Lucite Drops Quirky Grunge Single “The Gloss of Unshed Tears”
Photo courtesy of the artist. Seattle-reared indie artist Dusty Lucite has released a striking new single titled "The Gloss of Unshed Tears (In Paul Giamatti's Eyes)." Fronted by singer, songwriter, and multi-instrumentalist H.L.…
Photo courtesy of the artist. Seattle-reared indie artist Dusty Lucite has released a striking new single titled "The Gloss of Unshed Tears (In Paul Giamatti's Eyes)." Fronted by singer, songwriter, and multi-instrumentalist H.L.…
Dusty Lucite Drops Quirky Grunge Single “The Gloss of Unshed Tears”
Photo courtesy of the artist. Seattle-reared indie artist Dusty Lucite has released a striking new single titled "The Gloss of Unshed Tears (In Paul Giamatti's Eyes)." Fronted by singer, songwriter, and multi-instrumentalist H.L. Stratton-Kuhta, the project is heavily influenced by 90s grunge and alt-rock staples like Nirvana and Radiohead. This latest track gives fans an exciting preview of their upcoming fifth LP, Shmaltz. Keeping the production completely in the family, Stratton-Kuhta is backed on drums by her husband, N. Kuhta, while her son, E.A. Kuhta, co-wrote and played keys on the track, bringing a distinct Stevie Wonder-inspired groove to the mix.
thoughtswordsaction.com
June 12, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Dusty Lucite Drops Quirky Grunge Single “The Gloss of Unshed Tears”
Photo courtesy of the artist. Seattle-reared indie artist Dusty Lucite has released a striking new single titled "The Gloss of Unshed Tears (In Paul Giamatti's Eyes)." Fronted by singer, songwriter, and multi-instrumentalist H.L.…
Photo courtesy of the artist. Seattle-reared indie artist Dusty Lucite has released a striking new single titled "The Gloss of Unshed Tears (In Paul Giamatti's Eyes)." Fronted by singer, songwriter, and multi-instrumentalist H.L.…
Incredible sets, props, puppetry, prosthetics, and score. A little bit depression-shmaltz at times but where it needs to be good, it's good. Perfect final sequence. It refuses to lean into fanservice and that is a high compliment considering the subject matter.
May 29, 2026 at 4:24 AM
Incredible sets, props, puppetry, prosthetics, and score. A little bit depression-shmaltz at times but where it needs to be good, it's good. Perfect final sequence. It refuses to lean into fanservice and that is a high compliment considering the subject matter.
"The time of the meanspirited winner take all event is over. Now is the era of optimism and cheerful cooperative competition. My pageantry and shmaltz will burn your cynical tacky props off this country's stage forever."
May 28, 2026 at 8:39 PM
"The time of the meanspirited winner take all event is over. Now is the era of optimism and cheerful cooperative competition. My pageantry and shmaltz will burn your cynical tacky props off this country's stage forever."
Back in the day I had two of these on a night out. Holy Fuck.
He'Brew Jewbelation Fifteen | Shmaltz Brewing Company
He'Brew Jewbelation Fifteen is a American Strong Ale style beer brewed by Shmaltz Brewing Company in Clifton Park, NY. Score: 90 with 394 ratings and reviews. Last update: 11-17-2025.
www.beeradvocate.com
May 23, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Back in the day I had two of these on a night out. Holy Fuck.
Next Friday the video for “The Gloss of Unshed Tears (In Paul Giamatti’s Eyes) comes out. It’s my favorite track on the new album. 🎶❤️
youtube.com/shorts/SDKZM...
youtube.com/shorts/SDKZM...
The Gloss of Unshed Tears (In Paul Giamatti's Eyes) #psychpop #shmaltz
YouTube video by Dusty Lucite
youtube.com
May 22, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Next Friday the video for “The Gloss of Unshed Tears (In Paul Giamatti’s Eyes) comes out. It’s my favorite track on the new album. 🎶❤️
youtube.com/shorts/SDKZM...
youtube.com/shorts/SDKZM...
like a jar of shmaltz on the tables at Sammys
May 21, 2026 at 5:57 PM
like a jar of shmaltz on the tables at Sammys