#shoplift
if you want the "frisson of transgression" (???) just shoplift like everyone else
March 12, 2026 at 2:21 PM
$80 Game Surprisingly Easy to Shoplift

hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...
$80 Game Surprisingly Easy to Shoplift
PLANO, Texas — Gamer Clarence Scott, 38, was shocked at how easily he was able to steal a copy of Mario Kart World from his…
hard-drive.net
June 16, 2025 at 4:19 PM
February 12, 2024 at 1:07 PM
I don't 'refuse to use' AI, I just don't use AI; in the same way that I don't shoplift, or plagiarise other people's books - it requires no effort of will, it's just not something I would think of doing
Bizarrely framed article about the people (all women) who ‘refuse to use AI’. And a #philosophy professor who says “The moment to opt out of #AI has already passed”. Oh well. That’s that then. 🤷‍♂️ #AIEthics www.bbc.com/news/article...
The people refusing to use AI
Worried about the environment and the loss of skills, some people are resisting the rise of AI.
www.bbc.com
May 6, 2025 at 6:15 AM
This looks like someone trying to shoplift a couple of Thanksgiving turkeys in the back of their pants.
July 3, 2026 at 10:19 PM
be gay and shoplift. god will look away.
August 22, 2025 at 3:55 PM
September 25, 2025 at 8:22 PM
you do not have to do racism to experience “the frisson of transgression” you can simply shoplift an eyeliner pencil or cheat on your husband instead
oh fuck off
March 12, 2026 at 2:20 PM
When you shoplift from Hobby Lobby
December 18, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Okay but without capitalism we wouldn’t get to shoplift so
November 30, 2024 at 3:43 PM
But remember that the magical truth about Christmas gift shopping is
December 2, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I wish I could shoplift healthcare.
December 22, 2024 at 4:36 PM
yes but did they shoplift deodorant
The owner of Grimaldi’s Pizzeria and the manager of the restaurant’s Manhattan location both pleaded guilty to stealing more than $32,000 in wages from 18 employees by bouncing checks and sometimes by not paying workers at all, prosecutors announced.
Owner and Manager of Grimaldi’s Pizzeria Plead Guilty to Wage Theft
The owner, Anthony Piscina, 63, and the manager, Frank Santora, 71, pleaded guilty to stealing more than $32,000 in wages from 18 employees.
www.nytimes.com
May 29, 2024 at 10:16 PM
Inspiring!
August 27, 2024 at 4:39 PM
Speaking from very little experience, it is probably easier to shoplift chicken than catch cats.
June 30, 2026 at 1:27 PM
"No one has to know I shoplift"

#toucanjuiceart
#discountbullets
August 18, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Coworker copped a Hijet and it’s tiny enough I might try and shoplift it in my purse
October 21, 2025 at 1:54 PM
A boot stepping on a human face forever, while the human face says, "This is totally worth it to make sure nobody can shoplift a tube of lipstick"
May 22, 2024 at 2:16 AM
mfw I shoplift from target
(He didn't pay for those)

#deer 🦌
February 17, 2026 at 7:38 PM
how i feel when i shoplift from a loblaws
September 25, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Doodle of Famiko with A C T U A L eyes.

(She's explaining that she didn't shoplift from the grocery store.)
December 11, 2024 at 1:03 AM
People who shoplift books have got a way with words.
June 11, 2025 at 9:17 AM
The magical truth about Christmas gift shopping is
December 24, 2024 at 5:09 PM
i shoplift because i know the pope still ain't gonna do shit about it
April 26, 2026 at 6:42 PM