#stupidjokes
I have the body of a god. Admittedly that god is Tsathoggua, but nobody specified...

#lovecraft #cosmichorror #stupidjokes
August 26, 2026 at 12:03 AM
February 11, 2025 at 7:01 PM
All I want is a crunchy, flaky cereal where the oat milk doesn't BOUNCE off onto the table when I pour it! We can build Internet-destroying AI but we can't fix this?!?!?
#firstworldproblems #deepthoughts #stupidjokes #aisucks
September 25, 2026 at 1:24 PM
#thefunny #stupidjokes #thanksineededthat
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@howtokillanhour on Instagram (don’t hiss)
February 3, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I finally got the chance to watch the sequel/prequel to an amazing movie.
But honestly, it does nothing to help me understand "The Wicker Man"

I have so many questions. #Horror #HorrorMovies #HorrorMovie #horrorfilm #horrorfan #horrorsky #HorrorFamily #stupidjokes
March 22, 2025 at 12:19 PM
*Playing Minecraft*
Person A: *Rushing into a hoard of mobs*
Person B: Wait!! You forgot your armor!
A: It's okay! I have plot armor!
B: *Watches in horror as A is brutally torn apart by the hoard*

#minecraft #funny #stupidjokes #armor
December 11, 2025 at 1:12 PM
HAPPY INTERNATIONAL JOKE DAY!
Here is a stupid joke for you (the only kind I know)!

What is your favorite joke? The stupider the better 🤣
#jokesfordays #stupidjokes #InternationalJokeDay
July 1, 2025 at 9:59 PM
#postaday2026 #artsky #blueskyart #bskyart #art? #skeletons #ghostsirens #stupidjokes

Assignment: take a character, put them in the silliest joke you can think of while enduring a migraine. 🫣🫠💜
August 13, 2026 at 8:35 PM
We all know that Charlie is the nerd of the relationship, but sometimes that nerdiness rubs off on Delilah. Enjoy more stupid science jokes! #comicstrip #sciencejokes #stupidsciencejokes #badsciencejokes #stupidjokes
March 7, 2026 at 7:38 PM
@brucewayne24.bsky.social
Why should you trust the surgeons who are repairing your slipped disk?
Because they have your back.

Why did the window go to the doctor?
It had a lot of pane.
#StupidJokes 😂
February 19, 2025 at 10:21 PM
🤓☝️umm acktewally it's clearly a SeaGULL, 👀 (you can tell by the doors.)

#stupidjokes
February 10, 2026 at 4:59 PM
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September 17, 2026 at 9:05 PM
I unfortunately for everyone also make extremely unfunny tiktoks
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTjkJQWtB/
I'm sorry for this stupid joke #trans #stupidjokes #strawberry
TikTok video by Francine, PhD
www.tiktok.com
April 29, 2025 at 11:06 AM
#Jokes #stupidjokes

You know it’s cold outside when you go outside and it’s cold.
weird-jokes.com
February 27, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Can somebody please follow me like an assassin and just hoot me with a blow dart filled with estrogen once a week. You will be paid with ass

#trans
#mtf
#stupidjokes
January 18, 2025 at 2:56 PM
All the skunk cabbage children that were emerging last week have been buried alive.

Don’t worry, they’ll come back in about 14 hours. #stupidjokes
January 22, 2025 at 6:02 AM
The crazy giant beetles have also been uploaded to youtube. It's highly unusual for the swamp to upload multiple videos to the same platform within a 24 hour period, but this is a special occasion because...

Yes, there is now a playlist for...SWAMP THINGS. 🧌

#stupidjokes
WildlifeVids - YouTube
Animal sightings
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February 23, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Homophobia is stupid...
Like, how the hell are you scared of houses?

#StupidJokes #Memes
July 3, 2026 at 7:04 PM
📣 New Podcast! "Baby's Diaper Consent, Chatbot Jesus, Scottish "Windmilling", and Pancho's Boobie Tea Pot" on @Spreaker #babyconsent #carjacking #chatbotjesus #dui #jonasbrothers #micropenis #stupidjokes #windmilling
Baby's Diaper Consent, Chatbot Jesus, Scottish "Windmilling", and Pancho's Boobie Tea Pot
I'm all about proper protocol but when parents have to start granting consent from their newborn before they can remove a poopy diaper, protocol goes down the commode. You can now chat with the Almighty right from your smartphone and pray to Jesus just like you would do a Google search! Windmills look so picturesque when seen against a sunset. But for 2 dudes from Scotland, the "windmills" they displayed to their neighborhood (including small children) was something that would never be "unseen". And if you take milk with your tea, my Insane FL Nephew "Pancho Guero" has the perfect teapot for you! In this Weekend Episode... - A Piece of My Mind…(It's Come To THIS)...Parents Should Ask Babies For ‘Consent’ Before Changing Their Diapers - Jonas Brothers Fan Goes Viral For Reviewing Résumé Mid-Concert - A Guy Staged a Carjacking to Avoid Going Shopping with His Wife - Chatbot Jesus Exists As Churches Tap Into AI - Man Fights for His Life After Swallowing a WHOLE Burger Without Chewing - Penis-swinging duo branded 'pair of idiots' after naked garden antics - Driver Rear-Ends Vehicle While Taking a “Whizz” Into Budweiser Beer Can - Golden State Killer’s Secret Revealed In New Book: ‘Micro Penis’ Pancho has a couple of questons he will address when it comes to whether parents should let their 4-y/o daughter sleep in their bed...after 2 straight weeks...because she's "scared" and if a friend suspects something "suspicious" about someone's fiancé, should it be told. Play along with Pancho in this week's Insane Game Show to see if you are smarter than he is!
www.spreaker.com
November 22, 2025 at 3:00 PM
#TrumpFandom #StupidJokes #StupidJokesUSA #StupidJokesNation

Stupid jokes about Donald Trump ruined our nation. All people do is LOL LOL LOL LMAO at Donald Trump day in and day out for over 10 fucking years. Memes and jokes to joke-wash Trump. Terrible Reality TV audience USA.
February 3, 2026 at 6:44 PM