Ok, Ashton. Time to jump out and tell us it was we all got punk’d 😅 #thiscantbereallife #stupidesttimeline
April 1, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Ok, Ashton. Time to jump out and tell us it was we all got punk’d 😅 #thiscantbereallife #stupidesttimeline
For f*ck's sake - WE DON'T WANT GREENLAND!
#Greenland #America #Trump #Republicans #Democrats #NATO #ShutupaboutGreenland #FocusonAmericanproblems #Thiscantbereallife #Ineedadrink #Politics
#Greenland #America #Trump #Republicans #Democrats #NATO #ShutupaboutGreenland #FocusonAmericanproblems #Thiscantbereallife #Ineedadrink #Politics
January 20, 2026 at 6:16 PM
For f*ck's sake - WE DON'T WANT GREENLAND!
#Greenland #America #Trump #Republicans #Democrats #NATO #ShutupaboutGreenland #FocusonAmericanproblems #Thiscantbereallife #Ineedadrink #Politics
#Greenland #America #Trump #Republicans #Democrats #NATO #ShutupaboutGreenland #FocusonAmericanproblems #Thiscantbereallife #Ineedadrink #Politics
“We need people who are psychologically superior”
WTAF.
How is this real life in 2025
#speechless
#embarrassed
#disgusted #thiscantbereallife
WTAF.
How is this real life in 2025
#speechless
#embarrassed
#disgusted #thiscantbereallife
January 30, 2025 at 9:35 PM
“We need people who are psychologically superior”
WTAF.
How is this real life in 2025
#speechless
#embarrassed
#disgusted #thiscantbereallife
WTAF.
How is this real life in 2025
#speechless
#embarrassed
#disgusted #thiscantbereallife
I’ve never much cared for #AprilFoolsDay, but I’d be thrilled if we all #woke up tomorrow to find out this #presidency had all been a long, terrible #joke 😭
#IfOnly
#ThisCantBeRealLife
#TheyShouldveDoneAnAudit
#IfOnly
#ThisCantBeRealLife
#TheyShouldveDoneAnAudit
April 2, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I’ve never much cared for #AprilFoolsDay, but I’d be thrilled if we all #woke up tomorrow to find out this #presidency had all been a long, terrible #joke 😭
#IfOnly
#ThisCantBeRealLife
#TheyShouldveDoneAnAudit
#IfOnly
#ThisCantBeRealLife
#TheyShouldveDoneAnAudit
So what’s worse losing access to TikTok and the communities we built there altogether or having meta take over, come in, mess up and burn down the communities we’ve built? #booktok #itsgivinganimalfarm #thiscantbereallife
January 19, 2025 at 1:49 AM
So what’s worse losing access to TikTok and the communities we built there altogether or having meta take over, come in, mess up and burn down the communities we’ve built? #booktok #itsgivinganimalfarm #thiscantbereallife
Um what business does Dr Oz have running CMS?!?!?! #MedSky #Thiscantbereallife
www.politico.com/news/2024/11...
www.politico.com/news/2024/11...
Trump picks Dr. Oz to be CMS administrator
President-elect Donald Trump has chosen Mehmet Oz, the celebrity physician and TV personality known as Dr. Oz, to be administrator of CMS.
www.politico.com
November 19, 2024 at 10:58 PM
Um what business does Dr Oz have running CMS?!?!?! #MedSky #Thiscantbereallife
www.politico.com/news/2024/11...
www.politico.com/news/2024/11...
This is it: real life is echoing the movie Idiocracy so closely now that President Camancho, I mean Trump, is sullying the White House grounds with a UFC fight??
What the actual fuck is happening??
#thiscantbereallife
#thisistheworsttimeline
www.nbcnews.com/politics/don...
What the actual fuck is happening??
#thiscantbereallife
#thisistheworsttimeline
www.nbcnews.com/politics/don...
The cage match is on for tickets to Trump’s UFC fight at the White House
4,000-plus spectators who are lucky enough, cunning enough or rich enough will score a seat to the fight on the South Lawn next month.
www.nbcnews.com
May 14, 2026 at 11:32 PM
This is it: real life is echoing the movie Idiocracy so closely now that President Camancho, I mean Trump, is sullying the White House grounds with a UFC fight??
What the actual fuck is happening??
#thiscantbereallife
#thisistheworsttimeline
www.nbcnews.com/politics/don...
What the actual fuck is happening??
#thiscantbereallife
#thisistheworsttimeline
www.nbcnews.com/politics/don...
At least he’d have a potential income. #thiscantbereallife
November 21, 2024 at 6:29 PM
At least he’d have a potential income. #thiscantbereallife
Anything newsworthy happen in the past couple days? #ThisCantBeRealLife
January 30, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Anything newsworthy happen in the past couple days? #ThisCantBeRealLife
February 3, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Sometimes you really need to go outside and touch some fucking grass #thiscantbereallife
November 29, 2024 at 6:48 AM
Sometimes you really need to go outside and touch some fucking grass #thiscantbereallife
FUCK JD Vance! If that agent was “sensitive” from having 33 stitches…HE SHOULD BE IN THERAPY…NOT ON THE JOB!!!
And now Donnie says Denmark may not own Greenland just because they landed a boat there!! 😳🤦🏼♀️
Like does he even listen to the shit that comes out of his mouth?
#thiscantbereallife
And now Donnie says Denmark may not own Greenland just because they landed a boat there!! 😳🤦🏼♀️
Like does he even listen to the shit that comes out of his mouth?
#thiscantbereallife
January 10, 2026 at 9:08 PM
FUCK JD Vance! If that agent was “sensitive” from having 33 stitches…HE SHOULD BE IN THERAPY…NOT ON THE JOB!!!
And now Donnie says Denmark may not own Greenland just because they landed a boat there!! 😳🤦🏼♀️
Like does he even listen to the shit that comes out of his mouth?
#thiscantbereallife
And now Donnie says Denmark may not own Greenland just because they landed a boat there!! 😳🤦🏼♀️
Like does he even listen to the shit that comes out of his mouth?
#thiscantbereallife
February 11, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Dropping that pesky carbon tax sure made life more affordable, didn’t it? #canada #thiscantbereallife #affordabilitycrisis #climatechange
July 9, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Dropping that pesky carbon tax sure made life more affordable, didn’t it? #canada #thiscantbereallife #affordabilitycrisis #climatechange
It’s has been 4 weeks and the US has been destabilized as a world power. 127 years down the drain.
You may have voted for him, but no one voted for this…
Oh, and they want to make his birthday a national holiday. #thiscantbereallife
You may have voted for him, but no one voted for this…
Oh, and they want to make his birthday a national holiday. #thiscantbereallife
February 17, 2025 at 8:21 PM
It’s has been 4 weeks and the US has been destabilized as a world power. 127 years down the drain.
You may have voted for him, but no one voted for this…
Oh, and they want to make his birthday a national holiday. #thiscantbereallife
You may have voted for him, but no one voted for this…
Oh, and they want to make his birthday a national holiday. #thiscantbereallife
Smh and that’s not how that works but who would expect her to know what to do and actually do it…🙄🤦🏾♀️ #TwilightZone #thiscantbereallife
January 7, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Smh and that’s not how that works but who would expect her to know what to do and actually do it…🙄🤦🏾♀️ #TwilightZone #thiscantbereallife
You know, I used to say my biggest flex was not voting for a rapist, felon, and wannabe fascist. Somehow that has been surpassed because now my biggest flex is not being a Nazi apologist. How the hell did we get here? #whatthefuck #imsofedup #thiscantbereallife
January 22, 2025 at 5:30 PM
You know, I used to say my biggest flex was not voting for a rapist, felon, and wannabe fascist. Somehow that has been surpassed because now my biggest flex is not being a Nazi apologist. How the hell did we get here? #whatthefuck #imsofedup #thiscantbereallife