#toasters
This “genius” genuinely believes that healthcare budget analysts can simply be reassigned to making toasters.
April 12, 2025 at 6:02 PM
not now, 240 toasters-sized asteroid
January 8, 2026 at 3:16 AM
After Dark 2.0: Flying Toasters
May 22, 2026 at 9:26 PM
old toasters > fascist tributes
September 29, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Flying Toasters in After Dark 2.0
June 5, 2025 at 5:15 PM
#fbf

first test of a thrift store rescued Macintosh Performa 578 and it already has flying toasters installed 🥰
November 22, 2024 at 2:26 PM
After Dark 2.0: Flying Toasters
October 14, 2024 at 11:15 AM
Toasters should legally change their name to tanning breads
December 1, 2024 at 5:26 PM
This toast is what all true toasters strive for!
June 28, 2026 at 2:21 PM
me: [buys toaster]

amazon: so you're into toasters eh? wanna see some more toasters, you skeezy lil toaster boy?
January 10, 2025 at 6:25 PM
good morning toasters
November 25, 2024 at 6:01 PM
“I ruined a lot of toasters.“

- Mom
November 27, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Labour then banned toasters, the bastards..
September 25, 2026 at 9:21 PM
August 8, 2026 at 9:23 PM
July 31, 2025 at 8:40 PM
just like toasters, designed to trick elon musk specifically.
April 29, 2026 at 6:27 PM
BSG called em Toasters
December 3, 2024 at 4:39 PM
It's worse: he thinks making toasters is higher productivity
This “genius” genuinely believes that healthcare budget analysts can simply be reassigned to making toasters.
April 12, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I think this is, unfortunately, the skeleton key for our modern age
March 31, 2026 at 6:05 PM
On the eve of spiraling the country into a Trumpcession, his advice is that people should go out and spend $100K on exploding Nazi toasters.
March 11, 2025 at 11:52 AM
The @techconnectify.bsky.social socks do not disappoint
February 23, 2026 at 6:42 PM
The most infuriating part of this is that none of the people who support blowing up blowing up the economy so Americans can make toasters for a living has expressed any desire to actually make toasters for a living
April 5, 2025 at 10:02 AM
"Are toasters under-represented in today's political landscape? Our crack team of reporters have interviewed several toasters to find out."
September 4, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Look guy, I don't come over to your political posts to comment about toasters.
December 21, 2024 at 7:25 PM