For a brief window of time, we weren’t doomscrolling, we were tombscrolling.
August 30, 2025 at 3:21 PM
For a brief window of time, we weren’t doomscrolling, we were tombscrolling.
July 17, 2025 at 7:33 PM
when you’re dead it’s tombscrolling
when they’re all bangers it’s boomscrolling
October 20, 2025 at 6:11 PM
when you’re dead it’s tombscrolling
October 21, 2025 at 7:59 PM
if you're also dead, it's tombscrolling
if you’re also jorkin it, that’s goonscrolling
If you’re also weaving it’s loomscrolling.
October 22, 2025 at 2:01 AM
if you're also dead, it's tombscrolling
It’s called Tombscrolling now.
February 26, 2025 at 9:19 PM
It’s called Tombscrolling now.
If you are in a graveyard, it's tombscrolling.
If you're sniffing samples at the Macy's cosmetics counter it's perfumescrolling.
If you're looking for feathered hats, it's plumescrolling
October 21, 2025 at 4:44 PM
If you are in a graveyard, it's tombscrolling.
If you're wandering around old graveyards it's tombscrolling
If you're looking at witches it's Broomscrolling
If you're staring intently at the grass on a Welsh mountain looking for a specific type of fungi in late autumn it's shroomscrolling.
October 21, 2025 at 4:38 PM
If you're wandering around old graveyards it's tombscrolling
When you’re hanging out in the Pyramids, it’s tombscrolling
When you’re going through a hard time and hating the world, it’s gloomscrolling
When you're visiting your girls' only feed, it's wombscrolling
October 21, 2025 at 9:46 PM
When you’re hanging out in the Pyramids, it’s tombscrolling
Spend a lot of time on Weird Christian BlueSky. I call that empty tombscrolling.
Sometimes I check in on fiber arts BlueSky. I call that loomscrolling.
June 9, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Spend a lot of time on Weird Christian BlueSky. I call that empty tombscrolling.
If you follow all the archaeologists on here, that's tombscrolling!
If you block so many crazies that your feed is nothing but photos of flowers, that's bloomscrolling.
If all you see is bitterns in breeding season, it’s boomscrolling.
October 21, 2025 at 6:11 PM
If you follow all the archaeologists on here, that's tombscrolling!
If you're recently reanimated, a vampire, or Lara Croft,
it's tombscrolling
it's tombscrolling
If you're learning the language of flowers it's bloomscrolling
If you're a gynaecologist and staring intently*down there* it's wombscrolling
October 21, 2025 at 7:29 PM
If you're recently reanimated, a vampire, or Lara Croft,
it's tombscrolling
it's tombscrolling
If you're a fan of Dracula or Lara Croft: tombscrolling
if you’re looking for a catarrh remedy it’s rhumescrolling
If you're staring intently at the grass on a Welsh mountain looking for a specific type of fungi in late autumn it's shroomscrolling.
October 21, 2025 at 10:26 PM
If you're a fan of Dracula or Lara Croft: tombscrolling
brb just tombscrolling
October 28, 2025 at 6:39 AM
brb just tombscrolling
We’ve had #bloomscrolling so how about some #tombscrolling? I offer you this delightful naughty dog on the tomb of Thomas Fermor (d.1580) and his wife Birgitta: he’s nibbling at one of the ribbons on her dress
June 26, 2025 at 3:16 PM
We’ve had #bloomscrolling so how about some #tombscrolling? I offer you this delightful naughty dog on the tomb of Thomas Fermor (d.1580) and his wife Birgitta: he’s nibbling at one of the ribbons on her dress
I also offer inhumescrolling for those interested in archaeology, coombescrolling for those interested in geology, tombscrolling for egyptology, shroomscrolling for mycology, and rhuemscrooling for those interested in colds.
ok but what about bloomscrolling, when you post passages from Ulysses and write filthy letters to your lovers?
Hi, are you bluescrolling? There was a lot of activity on Bluesky today. It's easy to lose track of time with all the notifications, new followers, starter packs, and notable accounts popping up. You still need to take breaks and get enough sleep. This website will still be here tomorrow.
November 12, 2024 at 9:20 PM
I also offer inhumescrolling for those interested in archaeology, coombescrolling for those interested in geology, tombscrolling for egyptology, shroomscrolling for mycology, and rhuemscrooling for those interested in colds.
He hasn’t been seen since Tuesday with no scheduled events this weekend. Are we tombscrolling again or nah?
For a brief window of time, we weren’t doomscrolling, we were tombscrolling.
October 4, 2025 at 1:40 PM
He hasn’t been seen since Tuesday with no scheduled events this weekend. Are we tombscrolling again or nah?
If you're also at the cemetery, it's tombscrolling
If you're also driving, it's vroomscrolling (don't do that)
if ur also playing Cyberpunk 2077, it's choomscrolling
October 21, 2025 at 6:57 PM
If you're also at the cemetery, it's tombscrolling
If you’re logged in to findagrave dot com, you’re tombscrolling
If you’re looking for upskirts and other lewds of the lower half, you’re Poonscrolling.
If you're looking for tasteful decor and furnishings, you're Roomscrolling.
October 22, 2025 at 2:27 AM
If you’re logged in to findagrave dot com, you’re tombscrolling
what do ghosts like to do on their ghost phones
tombscrolling!
tombscrolling!
November 6, 2025 at 1:05 PM
what do ghosts like to do on their ghost phones
tombscrolling!
tombscrolling!
doomscrolling on the streets (corner)
tombscrolling in the sheets (sarcophagus)
tombscrolling in the sheets (sarcophagus)
June 4, 2025 at 4:30 AM
doomscrolling on the streets (corner)
tombscrolling in the sheets (sarcophagus)
tombscrolling in the sheets (sarcophagus)
If you're interested in pre-paid funeral plans it's tombscrolling
If you're interested in explosions or construction equipment it's boomscrolling.
If you are interested in peas and beans, it's legumescrolling.
October 21, 2025 at 5:47 PM
If you're interested in pre-paid funeral plans it's tombscrolling