Vaseline-Covered Trump Reverses TikTok Stance After Getting Into Skincare
Vaseline-Covered Trump Reverses TikTok Stance After Getting Into Skincare
PALM BEACH, FL—Telling reporters about his revamped beauty routine as he lavished praise upon the social media platform he once tried to ban as president, a Vaseline-covered Donald Trump publicly reve...
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January 19, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Vaseline-Covered Trump Reverses TikTok Stance After Getting Into Skincare
Can't decide which body lotion to buy: Vaseline Intensive Care or Vaseline Barely Gives a Shit
December 1, 2024 at 1:22 AM
Can't decide which body lotion to buy: Vaseline Intensive Care or Vaseline Barely Gives a Shit
Needs more vaseline
Sweaty Bongino is back ranting and raving on Fox tonight about how unfair the media was to him.
January 23, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Needs more vaseline
We’re going to need a bigger tub of Vaseline
December 12, 2024 at 2:39 AM
We’re going to need a bigger tub of Vaseline
Looks like a water balloon covered in vaseline
June 15, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Looks like a water balloon covered in vaseline
Pronouncing baseline like Vaseline
March 21, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Pronouncing baseline like Vaseline
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July 26, 2026 at 3:09 AM
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This guy Philadelphia
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Greasing poles with Vaseline because Go Birds
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Greasing poles with Vaseline because Go Birds
The squirrels kept eating all the food so I added some Vaseline to increase the degree of difficulty
August 8, 2025 at 8:17 PM
This guy Philadelphia
🤝
Greasing poles with Vaseline because Go Birds
🤝
Greasing poles with Vaseline because Go Birds
Eric Trump always looks like someone dipped an accountant in Vaseline
July 19, 2024 at 2:01 AM
Eric Trump always looks like someone dipped an accountant in Vaseline
lot of vaseline on that lens
December 4, 2025 at 3:42 PM
lot of vaseline on that lens
you're eating spoonfuls of vaseline?
March 3, 2026 at 1:12 AM
you're eating spoonfuls of vaseline?
Lots of Vaseline used I imagine. Lots and lots of Vaseline.
January 27, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Lots of Vaseline used I imagine. Lots and lots of Vaseline.
Finally the Atlantic gives us what we needed most: A Vaseline-lensed profile of a deranged Facebook boomer.
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May 3, 2024 at 1:29 PM
Finally the Atlantic gives us what we needed most: A Vaseline-lensed profile of a deranged Facebook boomer.
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I like to pronounce baseline as if it rhymes with Vaseline.
March 22, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I like to pronounce baseline as if it rhymes with Vaseline.
Oma hat nur Wasser und Vaseline gebraucht.
Lese gerade einen interessanten, schon älteren, Beitrag bei @perspective-daily.bsky.social zu Hautpflege.
12% der Deutschen gibt mehr als 50 Euro monatlich für Hautpflege aus. Wow. Ob die SUV fahren?
12% der Deutschen gibt mehr als 50 Euro monatlich für Hautpflege aus. Wow. Ob die SUV fahren?
September 27, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Oma hat nur Wasser und Vaseline gebraucht.
Vicks is just spicy vaseline
August 4, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Vicks is just spicy vaseline
Halftime show hasn’t been this relevant since Ice Cube did No Vaseline back at XXVI.
February 10, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Halftime show hasn’t been this relevant since Ice Cube did No Vaseline back at XXVI.
TIL motion blur is a heatedly hated feature in video games
Yes I like my games with vaseline filter on
Yes I like my games with vaseline filter on
May 1, 2025 at 8:14 AM
TIL motion blur is a heatedly hated feature in video games
Yes I like my games with vaseline filter on
Yes I like my games with vaseline filter on
Bought lots of Vaseline for my poor hole
September 19, 2026 at 7:39 AM
Bought lots of Vaseline for my poor hole
I'm sorry, what?
September 14, 2026 at 12:01 AM
I'm sorry, what?
May 24, 2026 at 3:42 PM
ME: so it rhymes with baseline
INVENTOR OF VASELINE: oh goodness no
INVENTOR OF VASELINE: oh goodness no
February 11, 2026 at 12:40 AM
ME: so it rhymes with baseline
INVENTOR OF VASELINE: oh goodness no
INVENTOR OF VASELINE: oh goodness no