This Just In: Madeline Wuntch has endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
November 4, 2025 at 5:40 PM
This Just In: Madeline Wuntch has endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
Captain Holt greeting Madeline Wuntch
insanely good thing to say when you enter a room
December 13, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Captain Holt greeting Madeline Wuntch
in my head linda lominsa (wyra’s ancient voidsent cat) has beef with the occult crescent voidsent the same way captain holt has beef with captain wuntch. same insults too
March 8, 2026 at 12:31 AM
in my head linda lominsa (wyra’s ancient voidsent cat) has beef with the occult crescent voidsent the same way captain holt has beef with captain wuntch. same insults too
This is literally Captain Holt when Madeleine Wuntch died 💀
August 2, 2025 at 3:12 PM
This is literally Captain Holt when Madeleine Wuntch died 💀
I'm rewatching Brooklyn nine nine and of all the funny things I forgot, Holt vs Wuntch is definitely the funniest
"If you're here, who is guarding Hades?"
"If you're here, who is guarding Hades?"
January 11, 2026 at 3:18 AM
I'm rewatching Brooklyn nine nine and of all the funny things I forgot, Holt vs Wuntch is definitely the funniest
"If you're here, who is guarding Hades?"
"If you're here, who is guarding Hades?"
Wuntch is served.
December 27, 2024 at 2:54 PM
Wuntch is served.
She’s very detestable but the Wuntch insults are hilarious.
April 20, 2025 at 9:13 AM
She’s very detestable but the Wuntch insults are hilarious.
in my head Y’shtola gets to go to the Occult Crescent with Wyra and also she’s up to little sidequests with Linda involving Gerolt’s new voidsent friend and Linda delivering every devastating insult Captain Holt has ever had about Captain Wuntch
March 16, 2026 at 7:37 PM
in my head Y’shtola gets to go to the Occult Crescent with Wyra and also she’s up to little sidequests with Linda involving Gerolt’s new voidsent friend and Linda delivering every devastating insult Captain Holt has ever had about Captain Wuntch
If you were a villain, who would you be?
January 23, 2024 at 5:33 PM
If you were a villain, who would you be?
Why does Madeline Wuntch go to Mexico once a year to feed on the blood of goats?
For the same reason the chupacabra does it. For kicks.
For the same reason the chupacabra does it. For kicks.
August 14, 2026 at 2:06 PM
Why does Madeline Wuntch go to Mexico once a year to feed on the blood of goats?
For the same reason the chupacabra does it. For kicks.
For the same reason the chupacabra does it. For kicks.
Brooklyn 99 tenía una retahíla de secundarios que eran gloriosos.
Judy, Pimento, Wuntch, Kevin....
Que buena serie joder.
Judy, Pimento, Wuntch, Kevin....
Que buena serie joder.
September 9, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Brooklyn 99 tenía una retahíla de secundarios que eran gloriosos.
Judy, Pimento, Wuntch, Kevin....
Que buena serie joder.
Judy, Pimento, Wuntch, Kevin....
Que buena serie joder.
the wuntch rivalry was a high point
February 21, 2025 at 10:47 PM
the wuntch rivalry was a high point
Captain Ray Holt: “Captain Wuntch…But if you’re here,who’s guarding Hades?”
Perfection. Andre Braugher doesn’t reach for a laugh. Others would. His is a dish served cold. We instantly grasp how Holt hates her. He wouldn’t, we feel, be at all shocked if she actually was Cerberus.
Perfection. Andre Braugher doesn’t reach for a laugh. Others would. His is a dish served cold. We instantly grasp how Holt hates her. He wouldn’t, we feel, be at all shocked if she actually was Cerberus.
July 29, 2024 at 9:49 AM
Captain Ray Holt: “Captain Wuntch…But if you’re here,who’s guarding Hades?”
Perfection. Andre Braugher doesn’t reach for a laugh. Others would. His is a dish served cold. We instantly grasp how Holt hates her. He wouldn’t, we feel, be at all shocked if she actually was Cerberus.
Perfection. Andre Braugher doesn’t reach for a laugh. Others would. His is a dish served cold. We instantly grasp how Holt hates her. He wouldn’t, we feel, be at all shocked if she actually was Cerberus.
Day 3 of watching Brooklyn Nine-Nine:
-what do you mean HOLT LEFT THE NINE NINE!!
- LOVE Peralta and Santiago!
- Fuck this new Captain
- I wish Bill Hader had stayed LONGER!!! I love him😂
- Andy, please stop being so damn funny and attractive🙃🥲
-Wuntch can get munched🙄
-what do you mean HOLT LEFT THE NINE NINE!!
- LOVE Peralta and Santiago!
- Fuck this new Captain
- I wish Bill Hader had stayed LONGER!!! I love him😂
- Andy, please stop being so damn funny and attractive🙃🥲
-Wuntch can get munched🙄
February 6, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Day 3 of watching Brooklyn Nine-Nine:
-what do you mean HOLT LEFT THE NINE NINE!!
- LOVE Peralta and Santiago!
- Fuck this new Captain
- I wish Bill Hader had stayed LONGER!!! I love him😂
- Andy, please stop being so damn funny and attractive🙃🥲
-Wuntch can get munched🙄
-what do you mean HOLT LEFT THE NINE NINE!!
- LOVE Peralta and Santiago!
- Fuck this new Captain
- I wish Bill Hader had stayed LONGER!!! I love him😂
- Andy, please stop being so damn funny and attractive🙃🥲
-Wuntch can get munched🙄
„Captain Holt“ André Braugher aus „Brooklyn Nine-Nine“ ist kürzlich verstorben. Sein Humor wird mich aber weiterhin begleiten.
„Captain Wuntch, good to see you. But if you're here, who's guarding Hades?"
„Captain Wuntch, good to see you. But if you're here, who's guarding Hades?"
December 13, 2023 at 9:13 AM
„Captain Holt“ André Braugher aus „Brooklyn Nine-Nine“ ist kürzlich verstorben. Sein Humor wird mich aber weiterhin begleiten.
„Captain Wuntch, good to see you. But if you're here, who's guarding Hades?"
„Captain Wuntch, good to see you. But if you're here, who's guarding Hades?"
Madeline Wuntch has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo
November 4, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Madeline Wuntch has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo
I have had the scene from B99 where Holt is giving out bagels after he finds out Wuntch has died stuck in my head for an unhealthy amount of time.
BAGEL!
BAGEL!
March 5, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I have had the scene from B99 where Holt is giving out bagels after he finds out Wuntch has died stuck in my head for an unhealthy amount of time.
BAGEL!
BAGEL!
UPDATE WE HAVE FOUND ONE!! many thanks to @iluveduinsecret.swifties.social for finding this wi$h li$t peraltiago edit it’s absolute chefs kiss perfection and fulfills all of my peraltiago swiftie dreams ☺️🥰 now to find a holt x wuntch actually romantic edit, it’s gotta be out there somewhere 😂
October 13, 2025 at 8:28 PM
UPDATE WE HAVE FOUND ONE!! many thanks to @iluveduinsecret.swifties.social for finding this wi$h li$t peraltiago edit it’s absolute chefs kiss perfection and fulfills all of my peraltiago swiftie dreams ☺️🥰 now to find a holt x wuntch actually romantic edit, it’s gotta be out there somewhere 😂
When your name is "Raymond" and your gf is horny but shy, so she uses super obscure euphemisms for "sex":
May 20, 2026 at 5:11 AM
When your name is "Raymond" and your gf is horny but shy, so she uses super obscure euphemisms for "sex":
"Name the pylon, Raymond!"
February 7, 2025 at 3:55 PM
"Name the pylon, Raymond!"
not sure if this exists already but as a long time enjoyer of taylor swift and brooklyn 99, i really need an edit of captain holt & madeline wuntch to actually romantic and jake & amy to wi$h li$t, like, yesterday
October 9, 2025 at 8:18 PM
not sure if this exists already but as a long time enjoyer of taylor swift and brooklyn 99, i really need an edit of captain holt & madeline wuntch to actually romantic and jake & amy to wi$h li$t, like, yesterday
Captain Wuntch, good to see you. But if you're here, who's guarding Hades?
January 4, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Captain Wuntch, good to see you. But if you're here, who's guarding Hades?