Andrew Klema
@awklema.bsky.social
Please listen to Lit Lit, our podcast where we read books sober and talk about them drunk.
https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/litlitpod
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Andrew Klema
@awklema.bsky.social
· Aug 7
Our apologies, there's been a lot of travel and doings transpiring so we haven't been posting regularly about the episodes that we've been releasing. This short thread will be your one stop shop to catch them all (not affiliated with Pokemon, please don't sue).
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first principles, clarice. simplicity. read marcus aurelius. of each particular thing ask: what is it in itself? what is its nature? what does he do, this man you seek?
August 14, 2025 at 2:55 AM
first principles, clarice. simplicity. read marcus aurelius. of each particular thing ask: what is it in itself? what is its nature? what does he do, this man you seek?
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imagining a genre called ‘math ska’ and pissing my self off
September 9, 2026 at 11:20 AM
imagining a genre called ‘math ska’ and pissing my self off
Dear Lord don’t let it be a Sabalenka/Zverev weekend.
September 12, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Dear Lord don’t let it be a Sabalenka/Zverev weekend.
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dig through the TINKER
and burn through the TAILOR
and slam in the back of my SOLDIER SPY
and burn through the TAILOR
and slam in the back of my SOLDIER SPY
September 7, 2026 at 11:03 PM
dig through the TINKER
and burn through the TAILOR
and slam in the back of my SOLDIER SPY
and burn through the TAILOR
and slam in the back of my SOLDIER SPY
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All I know is PSH would’ve won an Oscar in this role
September 7, 2026 at 12:13 AM
All I know is PSH would’ve won an Oscar in this role
“Hi, uniform store? Could you somehow make us more evil but also banal looking than The Galactic Empire?”
September 6, 2026 at 8:44 PM
“Hi, uniform store? Could you somehow make us more evil but also banal looking than The Galactic Empire?”
When I think of Empire Carpet, I of course think of the comedic stylings of John Mulaney.
September 6, 2026 at 5:24 AM
When I think of Empire Carpet, I of course think of the comedic stylings of John Mulaney.
What an incredible tackle.
September 5, 2026 at 11:17 PM
What an incredible tackle.
Hahahaha I just remembered Miami vs Stanford is a conference game.
September 5, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Hahahaha I just remembered Miami vs Stanford is a conference game.
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On this week's Little Lit, Dani has been LYING to us all and now is the time the truth is REVEALED!! She's clearly a monster and deserves none of your sympathy but hopefully you can forgive her in the end.
open.spotify.com/episode/4pYF...
open.spotify.com/episode/4pYF...
330 Little lit - It's all been a lie
Lit Lit · Episode
open.spotify.com
September 3, 2026 at 4:47 PM
On this week's Little Lit, Dani has been LYING to us all and now is the time the truth is REVEALED!! She's clearly a monster and deserves none of your sympathy but hopefully you can forgive her in the end.
open.spotify.com/episode/4pYF...
open.spotify.com/episode/4pYF...
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Goddam Wife got eggplants and theyre Henchman-shaped
August 26, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Goddam Wife got eggplants and theyre Henchman-shaped
Our new Lit Lit finished off our summer series! We read The Winter of the Witch, the third book in Katherine Arden's Winternight trilogy, and discussed how we felt overall, how the third book tied it off, but mostly how Andy windmill slam dunked his predictions. 📚💙
open.spotify.com/episode/7xlX...
open.spotify.com/episode/7xlX...
329 Lit Lit - Icy Hot Hunks
Lit Lit · Episode
open.spotify.com
August 28, 2026 at 2:37 PM
Our new Lit Lit finished off our summer series! We read The Winter of the Witch, the third book in Katherine Arden's Winternight trilogy, and discussed how we felt overall, how the third book tied it off, but mostly how Andy windmill slam dunked his predictions. 📚💙
open.spotify.com/episode/7xlX...
open.spotify.com/episode/7xlX...
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we’re at costco and my husband ordered a hot dog from the cashier and the guy said “what flavor” and my husband said wat and costco guy said “jk there’s only one flavor. it’s hot dog” and my husband said dammit you did this to me last time and the costco cashier collapsed in giggles
August 23, 2026 at 12:06 AM
we’re at costco and my husband ordered a hot dog from the cashier and the guy said “what flavor” and my husband said wat and costco guy said “jk there’s only one flavor. it’s hot dog” and my husband said dammit you did this to me last time and the costco cashier collapsed in giggles
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people love acting like they know what a snowball's chances are in hell. they go, oh it's too hot down there, it'd melt. ok.. so dogs can eat a guy's bits 'n pieces over and over, all day every day forever and never run out, but you figure thermodynamics are still etched in stone? honestly, fuck you
August 22, 2026 at 12:35 PM
people love acting like they know what a snowball's chances are in hell. they go, oh it's too hot down there, it'd melt. ok.. so dogs can eat a guy's bits 'n pieces over and over, all day every day forever and never run out, but you figure thermodynamics are still etched in stone? honestly, fuck you
We will have a new episode out this week but wanted to also draw your attention to our Lit Lit on the second book in the Winternight series by Katherine Arden, The Girl in the Tower. How do we feel about the series? Is the second book indeed the best? Listen! 📚💙
open.spotify.com/episode/3iJk...
open.spotify.com/episode/3iJk...
327 Lit Lit - Hot Frost Daddy
Lit Lit · Episode
open.spotify.com
August 24, 2026 at 5:11 PM
We will have a new episode out this week but wanted to also draw your attention to our Lit Lit on the second book in the Winternight series by Katherine Arden, The Girl in the Tower. How do we feel about the series? Is the second book indeed the best? Listen! 📚💙
open.spotify.com/episode/3iJk...
open.spotify.com/episode/3iJk...
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Original Trilogy- Necessary to have seen to participate in society
Prequels- Should be understood and appreciated for what they are but only in the proper academic context
Disney Star Wars- If my kid mentions this at the dinner table I’m showing up at the school board meeting
Prequels- Should be understood and appreciated for what they are but only in the proper academic context
Disney Star Wars- If my kid mentions this at the dinner table I’m showing up at the school board meeting
August 19, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Original Trilogy- Necessary to have seen to participate in society
Prequels- Should be understood and appreciated for what they are but only in the proper academic context
Disney Star Wars- If my kid mentions this at the dinner table I’m showing up at the school board meeting
Prequels- Should be understood and appreciated for what they are but only in the proper academic context
Disney Star Wars- If my kid mentions this at the dinner table I’m showing up at the school board meeting
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sweeping the “hooters breakfast menu” category on jeopardy then looking out in the audience to see my wife giving me a thumbs down
August 15, 2026 at 3:29 PM
sweeping the “hooters breakfast menu” category on jeopardy then looking out in the audience to see my wife giving me a thumbs down
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The agentic vizier software I bought to automate my whispers to the sultan has developed its own agenda and long story short I'm getting beheaded at dawn
August 20, 2026 at 1:34 AM
The agentic vizier software I bought to automate my whispers to the sultan has developed its own agenda and long story short I'm getting beheaded at dawn
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In this specific case that doesn't help at all
August 19, 2026 at 4:21 AM
In this specific case that doesn't help at all
Malazan: Book of the Fallen. There’s roughly a 2% chance it will be one of the most stunning feats in television history and a 98% chance it will be discussed for centuries as a testament to the hubris of man. I’m fine with either result.
youve got 5.6 billion to make a 7 season 56 episode show airing over 15 years, wdyd
Trying to do a daily dumb little prompt to not think about The Horrors
August 18, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Malazan: Book of the Fallen. There’s roughly a 2% chance it will be one of the most stunning feats in television history and a 98% chance it will be discussed for centuries as a testament to the hubris of man. I’m fine with either result.
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kicking back some beers with the boys, trying to think of an obscure name to rattle off: hey do you guys remember god
Bo Jackson
LF-DH-CF-RF
Debut: 1986 - Retired: 1994
CHW - ANA - KCR
LF-DH-CF-RF
Debut: 1986 - Retired: 1994
CHW - ANA - KCR
Bo Jackson at baseball-reference.com
Career stats of Bo Jackson
baseball-reference.com
August 12, 2026 at 5:56 PM
kicking back some beers with the boys, trying to think of an obscure name to rattle off: hey do you guys remember god
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for the first book in a fantasy series they shouldn't show you any maps until you're at least 30 pages in. i just opened this thing and am not yet ready to ask what the Sea of Veiled Illusions is supposed to be
August 9, 2026 at 5:45 PM
for the first book in a fantasy series they shouldn't show you any maps until you're at least 30 pages in. i just opened this thing and am not yet ready to ask what the Sea of Veiled Illusions is supposed to be