AUNTIE DOCTOR HORSE WITH BANGS
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The most important thing I learned growing up in a small town is that every human being is an absolute psycho. No exceptions!
I wish my inner ears didn't itch.
I'm not getting sick.
It's October in Los Angeles and I have allergies.
It's October in Los Angeles and I have allergies.
October 17, 2026 at 5:38 PM
I wish my inner ears didn't itch.
Metallica's "One"
OK FOLKS!
What is the absolute WORST song you can think of for someone to sing at wedding reception karaoke?
What is the absolute WORST song you can think of for someone to sing at wedding reception karaoke?
there's going to be live band karaoke at this wedding reception i'm going to tomorrow
October 17, 2026 at 5:29 AM
Metallica's "One"
I'm not getting sick.
It's October in Los Angeles and I have allergies.
It's October in Los Angeles and I have allergies.
October 16, 2026 at 4:49 AM
I'm not getting sick.
It's October in Los Angeles and I have allergies.
It's October in Los Angeles and I have allergies.
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Sure, you could read some Anne Rice vampire novels. You could delve into the AMC adaptations of her books. You could even watch Tom Cruise as The Vampire Lestat!
Or you could listen to Concrete Blonde's 1990 album Bloodletting.
The choice is yours!
youtu.be/VbJmWCuMiEM?...
Or you could listen to Concrete Blonde's 1990 album Bloodletting.
The choice is yours!
youtu.be/VbJmWCuMiEM?...
Concrete Blonde - Bloodletting (The Vampire Song)
YouTube video by ConcreteBlondeVEVO
youtu.be
October 10, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Sure, you could read some Anne Rice vampire novels. You could delve into the AMC adaptations of her books. You could even watch Tom Cruise as The Vampire Lestat!
Or you could listen to Concrete Blonde's 1990 album Bloodletting.
The choice is yours!
youtu.be/VbJmWCuMiEM?...
Or you could listen to Concrete Blonde's 1990 album Bloodletting.
The choice is yours!
youtu.be/VbJmWCuMiEM?...
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Having long been aware of those tech bros who read my work as utopian porn, where they’ve taken that doesn’t exactly surprise me.
October 8, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Having long been aware of those tech bros who read my work as utopian porn, where they’ve taken that doesn’t exactly surprise me.
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Still haven’t seen Boorman and the Devil, one of the year’s best docs? It makes its TCM debut Friday night, followed by a presentation of its subject, Exorcist II: The Heretic. #filmsky 📽 @davidkittredge.bsky.social @tcmtv.bsky.social
New TCM Franchise: Films on Film
www.tcm.com
October 5, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Still haven’t seen Boorman and the Devil, one of the year’s best docs? It makes its TCM debut Friday night, followed by a presentation of its subject, Exorcist II: The Heretic. #filmsky 📽 @davidkittredge.bsky.social @tcmtv.bsky.social
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Unfortunately I think the post is lost to the sands of time, but my favorite was when someone posted "is bussy short for Boy Pussy or Butt Pussy?" and someone quoted it with this.
October 5, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Unfortunately I think the post is lost to the sands of time, but my favorite was when someone posted "is bussy short for Boy Pussy or Butt Pussy?" and someone quoted it with this.
Rewatching Hayden Christensen-era Stars Wars, and he's alright. I can see why people who saw these movies & cartoons first love Anakin so much.
Anakin Skywalker Approves
Alt: Anakin Skywalker Approves
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October 5, 2026 at 4:12 AM
Rewatching Hayden Christensen-era Stars Wars, and he's alright. I can see why people who saw these movies & cartoons first love Anakin so much.
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LA is HOT. But does it have to be this hot?
Did you know shade from a single tree can drop temps by 20° or more? Yet working-class neighborhoods like South LA, East LA, and the Valley get the least tree coverage and bear the brunt of extreme heat. Let's finally cool things down for everyone.
Did you know shade from a single tree can drop temps by 20° or more? Yet working-class neighborhoods like South LA, East LA, and the Valley get the least tree coverage and bear the brunt of extreme heat. Let's finally cool things down for everyone.
October 2, 2026 at 8:09 PM
LA is HOT. But does it have to be this hot?
Did you know shade from a single tree can drop temps by 20° or more? Yet working-class neighborhoods like South LA, East LA, and the Valley get the least tree coverage and bear the brunt of extreme heat. Let's finally cool things down for everyone.
Did you know shade from a single tree can drop temps by 20° or more? Yet working-class neighborhoods like South LA, East LA, and the Valley get the least tree coverage and bear the brunt of extreme heat. Let's finally cool things down for everyone.
The best thing that ever happened to me.
this show became one of the biggest pop cultural phenomenons of the last 100 years.
September 30, 2026 at 6:50 AM
The best thing that ever happened to me.
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Ha ha that’s gross and should make everyone uncomfortable, anyway, Rahm presided over a Chicago police black site, lied about what it was and then I sued the Chicago police for its records that proved it:
September 26, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Ha ha that’s gross and should make everyone uncomfortable, anyway, Rahm presided over a Chicago police black site, lied about what it was and then I sued the Chicago police for its records that proved it:
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Here's how we get Medicare for All done:
Make Medicare whole (no one can keep all the parts straight!)
Include vision, dental, and hearing.
Begin extending to more people, starting with children.
We arrive at Medicare for All, which means great Medicare for everyone.
Make Medicare whole (no one can keep all the parts straight!)
Include vision, dental, and hearing.
Begin extending to more people, starting with children.
We arrive at Medicare for All, which means great Medicare for everyone.
September 26, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Here's how we get Medicare for All done:
Make Medicare whole (no one can keep all the parts straight!)
Include vision, dental, and hearing.
Begin extending to more people, starting with children.
We arrive at Medicare for All, which means great Medicare for everyone.
Make Medicare whole (no one can keep all the parts straight!)
Include vision, dental, and hearing.
Begin extending to more people, starting with children.
We arrive at Medicare for All, which means great Medicare for everyone.
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How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Madame Web
September 27, 2026 at 12:59 AM
How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Madame Web
Anytime someone mentions a lesbian bar...
youtu.be/AW-97isRvrQ?...
youtu.be/AW-97isRvrQ?...
Jonathan Richman - I Was Dancing in the Lesbian Bar + Just Because I'm Irish [October 1993]
YouTube video by What's for afters?
youtu.be
September 26, 2026 at 6:43 AM
Anytime someone mentions a lesbian bar...
youtu.be/AW-97isRvrQ?...
youtu.be/AW-97isRvrQ?...
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I truly, deeply, sincerely do think the guy flipping burgers at McDonalds should be able to afford rent, bills, and groceries with his paycheck alone. That's kind of the whole point of having a job and I can't believe this is considered a radical position.🤷🏽♀️
September 19, 2026 at 1:38 AM
I truly, deeply, sincerely do think the guy flipping burgers at McDonalds should be able to afford rent, bills, and groceries with his paycheck alone. That's kind of the whole point of having a job and I can't believe this is considered a radical position.🤷🏽♀️
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I'm a real sicko for 80s Steve Winwood.
September 25, 2026 at 3:58 PM
I'm a real sicko for 80s Steve Winwood.
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Artificial intelligence systems do not think, feel, want or understand. Avoid language that gives them human characteristics.
https://apnews.com/article/openai-safety-ai-framework-089e75b95bc935af092da7b79d92706d
apnews.com
September 23, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Artificial intelligence systems do not think, feel, want or understand. Avoid language that gives them human characteristics.
This is either the best haircut I've ever had or the worst. I can't tell. It really seems to depend completely on my mood.
September 23, 2026 at 3:16 AM
This is either the best haircut I've ever had or the worst. I can't tell. It really seems to depend completely on my mood.
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Americans: oh, look, a systemic issue. I will solve it individually
September 20, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Americans: oh, look, a systemic issue. I will solve it individually
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going back in time to tell my teenage secular atheist self that when the war comes i am fighting on the side of the pope against the libidinous rationalist forces
September 20, 2026 at 12:22 AM
going back in time to tell my teenage secular atheist self that when the war comes i am fighting on the side of the pope against the libidinous rationalist forces
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it's funny but also a reminder that the fundamental premise here is that a Black man can't be objective when talking about race while a white man can because Black people do identity politics and white people do facts and this my friends is what I have named "white empiricism"
yes, Rod Dreher, I too am infuriated that Jamelle Bouie is Black.
September 18, 2026 at 7:10 PM
it's funny but also a reminder that the fundamental premise here is that a Black man can't be objective when talking about race while a white man can because Black people do identity politics and white people do facts and this my friends is what I have named "white empiricism"